“Every day in Los Angeles, one actor is told he looks like a rapist, and 99 others drive home for an hour and a half on the 10 Freeway, upset with themselves that they don’t look enough like a rapist.” — Bucky Sinister, GRUNT Issue 2 (e-zine)

If you love something, set it free. If you hate something, set it free in Van Nuys

i had diarrhea on Thanksgiving but i didn't finish it, i just kind of moved it around on my plate

The Warriors need to sign another enforcer other than Draymond. Teams are physically attacking them. Someone like Hafthor Bjornsen who can just come in and destroy the cheap shotters

the government just seized my Chinese food under eminent lo mein