KB
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well-versed in the first twenty minutes of Cars 3
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Que Taran’s favorite “I pooped my pants” Vince quote 😭 #Survivor50
March 5, 2026 at 1:07 AM
My husband very seriously just said “his son is gonna see this someday” 💀 💀 💀 #Survivor50
March 5, 2026 at 1:09 AM
The concept that there are fifty year olds on this season of survivor and they don’t understand that this ungodly long episode is running way past bedtime???
February 26, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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That #Survivor50 sneak peak has made me LESS excited about watching the season than I was before. This is going to be a dumpster fire, isn't it...
December 18, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Wow. Your move, New York!
September 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
“Want Daddy Home”
“Mommy’s here, is that worth anything?”
“No.”
April 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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I can’t tell if they are actively trying to get primaried OR if they want people to just stop voting altogether.
Democrats even *thinking* about joining Republicans to censure Al Green for having the courage to stand up while they sat down do not deserve to be able to generate a single fundraising dollar from a person of moral character ever again.
March 6, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”
March 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
“I missed you today!”
“I miss Daddy”
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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February 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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I told my husband, “By the way, we’re rich now. I invested in pole grease.”
February 10, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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“Audacious.” What the fuck are these people doing.
February 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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"know the worth of my outrage." incredibly helpful framing from @samsanders.bsky.social on this week's vibe check podcast with @zachstafford.bsky.social and @theferocity.bsky.social. highly recommend the whole thing but those first fifteen minutes were perfect for the commute this morning.
January 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Go Bills 💙❤️
January 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@rayvonowen.bsky.social just did the most PERFECT national anthem on #SNF I am blown away!!
December 30, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Venmo is the worst because with no scrolling at all I found out that a good friend enjoyed my favorite bbq spot, which they are well within their rights to do, but now I am jealous and also mad at them??
December 20, 2024 at 9:43 PM
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If you thought eggs were expensive, wait until you find out how much it costs to treat polio out-of-pocket when your health insurer denies your claim.
December 14, 2024 at 3:26 AM
It’s a “ride home from work in silence” kinda day
December 4, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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SHNOW DUBS!

@FDSportsbook | #SFvsBUF
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 PM
December 2, 2024 at 3:48 AM
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“How long does your daughter nap usually?” “Oh just enough time for me to do one laborious chore and then sit down for roughly 3 and a half minutes and start to watch TV.”
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I wish I could daydream like I hear normal humans do instead of spiraling about how I got kicked out of Swing Choir in high school for being late. Isn’t there some cozy cabin my little brain can manifest instead of this?
November 20, 2024 at 12:15 PM