A Vile Pile
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A horrible little trench from Cantibrigia Marsampachuesits
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When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in.
The joy on their faces says it all.
The joy on their faces says it all.
October 15, 2026 at 12:11 AM
When Grammy-winning musician Rhiannon Giddens begins playing “Old Corn Liquor,” a traditional Black American folk tune, acclaimed Chinese pipa virtuoso Wu Man recognizes similarities to Chinese pentatonic music and spontaneously joins in.
The joy on their faces says it all.
The joy on their faces says it all.
🎶 Livin' in a stick shift holler, down in Tennessee. I think you're a 10, because i cannot see. From all the moonshine drinkin', and the dirt in my eye. You're about as sweet as American Pie 🎶
October 13, 2026 at 9:31 PM
🎶 Livin' in a stick shift holler, down in Tennessee. I think you're a 10, because i cannot see. From all the moonshine drinkin', and the dirt in my eye. You're about as sweet as American Pie 🎶
Let's wake up and get Adam
October 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Let's wake up and get Adam
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Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
October 8, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Why can't it be sex that you get from having diarrhea
3 tweenage girls in a dark bathroom standing in front of the mirror repeating "No Fatties, No Trannies, No Beardos, No Weirdos" Until Bloody Hegseth appears and does the most ghoulish chin-ups
October 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
3 tweenage girls in a dark bathroom standing in front of the mirror repeating "No Fatties, No Trannies, No Beardos, No Weirdos" Until Bloody Hegseth appears and does the most ghoulish chin-ups
Really enjoying Classical radio WCRB 99.5 right now. Shout out Edyn-Mae Stevenson fr fr
October 6, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Really enjoying Classical radio WCRB 99.5 right now. Shout out Edyn-Mae Stevenson fr fr
Sha-la la-la-la-la
Five Four Three Two-day
Five Four Three Two-day
October 4, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Sha-la la-la-la-la
Five Four Three Two-day
Five Four Three Two-day
play rock paper scissors to swap heads as you wander around looking for your lost self in the super cute adventure game And Then We Go Party At The Shore
October 2, 2026 at 6:09 PM
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The NFL makes me feel like a 14th century peasant. I know I will never see the spoils of my king’s wars. It has naught to do with me. But when I learn his army won an impressive battle, maybe I give myself a heavier pour of grog. Maybe, with a wink, I throw a fresher tomato at someone in the stocks.
January 10, 2026 at 11:41 PM
The NFL makes me feel like a 14th century peasant. I know I will never see the spoils of my king’s wars. It has naught to do with me. But when I learn his army won an impressive battle, maybe I give myself a heavier pour of grog. Maybe, with a wink, I throw a fresher tomato at someone in the stocks.
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awoke this morning with a Vision
September 29, 2026 at 1:45 PM
awoke this morning with a Vision
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i don't think cis girls realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's pretty ghoulish" when someone starts talking about true crime
September 30, 2026 at 1:36 AM
i don't think cis girls realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends "that's pretty ghoulish" when someone starts talking about true crime
One Hundred Years of Solitute sounds like way too many, maybe just a weekend would be nicer
September 29, 2026 at 6:26 PM
One Hundred Years of Solitute sounds like way too many, maybe just a weekend would be nicer
Assuming the guy honking at me 1 second after the light turned green is just trying to warn me that some freaky demonic shit is going on cause that light just changed all by it's self
September 29, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Assuming the guy honking at me 1 second after the light turned green is just trying to warn me that some freaky demonic shit is going on cause that light just changed all by it's self
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Pretty sure she worked at the Coffee shop near my work 10 years ago. She had to get me a towel when i spilled my drink all over my pants and i thought we really hit it off! Been regreting not getting her nuber evr since
September 29, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? Pretty sure she worked at the Coffee shop near my work 10 years ago. She had to get me a towel when i spilled my drink all over my pants and i thought we really hit it off! Been regreting not getting her nuber evr since
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Has this been peer reviewed? How MUCH of the apple do i have to eat? Does that include the core and stem? For how long doth this tricke keepeth them away???
September 29, 2026 at 2:41 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Has this been peer reviewed? How MUCH of the apple do i have to eat? Does that include the core and stem? For how long doth this tricke keepeth them away???
We d'we gotta pee? Why d'we gotta poop?
September 29, 2026 at 12:16 PM
We d'we gotta pee? Why d'we gotta poop?
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WIFE: You're back so soon!
ME: Yeah...
(instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key)
ME: Yeah...
(instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key)
September 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
WIFE: You're back so soon!
ME: Yeah...
(instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key)
ME: Yeah...
(instrumental reprise of my signature song, "I Know How To Use The Bathroom On My Own", begins playing in minor key)
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i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
September 25, 2026 at 1:50 PM
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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When dogs and cats fall asleep in uncomfortable positions and wake up sore, are they like dang, shouldna slept like that, or are they like mmm, punished by god for thinking about provolone
August 29, 2026 at 7:10 PM
When dogs and cats fall asleep in uncomfortable positions and wake up sore, are they like dang, shouldna slept like that, or are they like mmm, punished by god for thinking about provolone
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CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
September 22, 2026 at 8:12 PM
CORRECTION: "Choosin' Texas" by Ella Langley is not the longest-running #1 hit in history. It is still "Oh! Mother May I Have A Lolly" by The Sweetum Boys, legally the only song that existed from the years 1912 to 1916.
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Me, gingerly removing and discarding the couple misshapen toilet paper squares that got cut wrong at the factory: I would not eat my own young if their fur color was new and strange
September 22, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Me, gingerly removing and discarding the couple misshapen toilet paper squares that got cut wrong at the factory: I would not eat my own young if their fur color was new and strange
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WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you