proboscis girl
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[she/her] “you eat fruit rollups like a horse”
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the worlds fucking ending sauté some spinach and sneeze out your period while you still can
take me down to the roku city where the girls are green and the grass is gritty
September 14, 2026 at 1:37 AM
take me down to the roku city where the girls are green and the grass is gritty
i dont have any particularly smart takes on that article thats going around but i do know that i care more about keeping these men with names and addresses from having any influence on what “humanity” is/is not/does
ai wont destroy humanity by 2030, its the ceos of ai companies with names and addresses that have said on record they want to destroy humanity that will try
September 9, 2026 at 6:57 PM
i dont have any particularly smart takes on that article thats going around but i do know that i care more about keeping these men with names and addresses from having any influence on what “humanity” is/is not/does
ai wont destroy humanity by 2030, its the ceos of ai companies with names and addresses that have said on record they want to destroy humanity that will try
September 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
ai wont destroy humanity by 2030, its the ceos of ai companies with names and addresses that have said on record they want to destroy humanity that will try
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Rocky and Bulwinkle’s got fuckin hands my god
September 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Rocky and Bulwinkle’s got fuckin hands my god
mistress moderna having her way with my body yet again and id do it a billion times more
September 4, 2026 at 7:57 PM
mistress moderna having her way with my body yet again and id do it a billion times more
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Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
August 31, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it may ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
post your getaway vehicle
August 29, 2026 at 6:37 PM
post your getaway vehicle
the footage of the nepal-tibet floods are absolutely the most disturbing pieces of natural disaster footage ive ever seen. ive never seen something so bad
August 26, 2026 at 3:47 PM
the footage of the nepal-tibet floods are absolutely the most disturbing pieces of natural disaster footage ive ever seen. ive never seen something so bad
NOPE. NOPE
no. nuh uh. no.
August 26, 2026 at 3:34 PM
NOPE. NOPE
no. nuh uh. no.
August 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
no. nuh uh. no.
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In the same way that Freud protected his wealthy pedophile clients when their children claimed sexual abuse, Freud protected his friend's catastrophic medical malpractice by spinning up a whole theory for her causing massive nosebleeds out of sexual longing or such.
August 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
In the same way that Freud protected his wealthy pedophile clients when their children claimed sexual abuse, Freud protected his friend's catastrophic medical malpractice by spinning up a whole theory for her causing massive nosebleeds out of sexual longing or such.
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Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
August 22, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Believe in the future Dirty Pair promised
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the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
August 19, 2026 at 3:34 PM
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
the rapey attitudes and rapey business strategies of tech bros and ceos should be pointed out at every possible opportunity
August 19, 2026 at 1:32 AM
the rapey attitudes and rapey business strategies of tech bros and ceos should be pointed out at every possible opportunity
drake should be corporally
punished for letting cheetah print go public
punished for letting cheetah print go public
August 19, 2026 at 12:15 AM
drake should be corporally
punished for letting cheetah print go public
punished for letting cheetah print go public
new pfp to reflect my values. you get to decide which ones
August 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
new pfp to reflect my values. you get to decide which ones
introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
hi im chuck e cheeses (?????)
hi im chuck e cheeses (?????)
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I’m James Mac
Hi, I’m James Mac
Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
Hi, I'm a 106° fever
Hi, I'm a 106° fever
August 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
introduce yourself as what almost killed you:
hi im chuck e cheeses (?????)
hi im chuck e cheeses (?????)
“porn-brained” is a word that only someone in a porno would use
August 11, 2026 at 4:01 AM
“porn-brained” is a word that only someone in a porno would use
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Let them eat testosterone.
August 10, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Let them eat testosterone.
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i have multiple that ill post in replies but one that comes to mind is when i had a mild fungal skin infection and my dermatologist said “so you know how when bread is moldy you dont just eat around the mold spots, you have to throw out the whole loaf? youre like the bread”
A question from Reddit that I'll answer here:
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
"What's the most unhinged thing a doctor has said to you with a straight face?"
August 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
i have multiple that ill post in replies but one that comes to mind is when i had a mild fungal skin infection and my dermatologist said “so you know how when bread is moldy you dont just eat around the mold spots, you have to throw out the whole loaf? youre like the bread”
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Oh my god I think I found the video.
August 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Oh my god I think I found the video.
take a shot every time u hear “zeus’s law” when u watch the nolans Big O youll be dead in 3 mins
August 4, 2026 at 4:40 AM
take a shot every time u hear “zeus’s law” when u watch the nolans Big O youll be dead in 3 mins