Bump Bailey
@bumpbailey.bsky.social
I like cigars. I hate walls.
Already the best thing to happen to the Mets this season.
Jefry Yan records his first big-league strikeout (and celebration) against his first hitter.
August 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Already the best thing to happen to the Mets this season.
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The Dodgers who went to the White House should receive every bit as much judgment and condemnation as the Giants pitchers who Sharpied the Pride hats.
ICE spent their World Series-winning season terrorizing their city. Fuck them for doing photo ops with fascists instead of standing with their fans.
ICE spent their World Series-winning season terrorizing their city. Fuck them for doing photo ops with fascists instead of standing with their fans.
July 23, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The Dodgers who went to the White House should receive every bit as much judgment and condemnation as the Giants pitchers who Sharpied the Pride hats.
ICE spent their World Series-winning season terrorizing their city. Fuck them for doing photo ops with fascists instead of standing with their fans.
ICE spent their World Series-winning season terrorizing their city. Fuck them for doing photo ops with fascists instead of standing with their fans.
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Arellano: Go visit Trump's White House, Dodgers — but stand up for L.A. while you're there
Commentary: Go visit Trump's White House, Dodgers — but stand up for L.A. while you're there
The Dodgers are scheduled to visit the White House on Thursday. That’s like staying in the dugout during a bench-clearing brawl then offering the offender a handshake.
www.latimes.com
July 23, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Arellano: Go visit Trump's White House, Dodgers — but stand up for L.A. while you're there
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there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina
July 19, 2026 at 7:28 PM
there’s my president rooting for his future home argentina
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Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster.
In theaters April 2027.
In theaters April 2027.
July 14, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Spaceballs: The New One: The Teaser Poster.
In theaters April 2027.
In theaters April 2027.
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Plaschke: Are the Dodgers tone deaf? White House visit is an insult to their fans
Commentary: Are the Dodgers tone deaf? White House visit is an insult to their fans
For a franchise built on a diverse, immigrant-heavy fan base, the Dodgers' decision to visit President Trump at the White House — again — makes no sense.
www.latimes.com
July 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Plaschke: Are the Dodgers tone deaf? White House visit is an insult to their fans
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Buster Posey should know better
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
In failing to address Pride Night controversy, Giants' Buster Posey risks tarnishing his once untouchable legacy
On Tuesday, San Francisco's president of baseball operations addressed the media for the first time since the Pride Night kerfuffle heard 'round the world. It did not go well.
sports.yahoo.com
June 24, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Buster Posey should know better
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
sports.yahoo.com/mlb/article/...
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Pride month and Juneteenth, bad month to be an MLB middle reliever
June 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Pride month and Juneteenth, bad month to be an MLB middle reliever
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Every one of these assholes will tell you with a straight face that there's nothing more important than winning, but they'll happily forfeit a game in the name of bigotry. www.abc27.com/local-news/y...
York Revolution forfeit Pride Night game after players refuse to wear themed jerseys
YORK COUNTY, Pa. (WHTM)– The York Revolution has forfeited Thursday night’s Pride Night game against Southern Maryland after several players refused to wear the scheduled Pride Night Je…
www.abc27.com
June 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Every one of these assholes will tell you with a straight face that there's nothing more important than winning, but they'll happily forfeit a game in the name of bigotry. www.abc27.com/local-news/y...
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The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
June 14, 2026 at 3:32 AM
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.
May 22, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.
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this is a masterpiece
May 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
this is a masterpiece
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Democrats: this is the energy that will be required when we run Republicans out of power.
April 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Democrats: this is the energy that will be required when we run Republicans out of power.
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Orban can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
April 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Orban can still win if Mike Pence has the courage
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I would like to send a hearty fuck you to everyone who voted for this man. Miss me with the “I didn’t know he was crazy and would hurt so many people.”
Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.
Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.
April 7, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I would like to send a hearty fuck you to everyone who voted for this man. Miss me with the “I didn’t know he was crazy and would hurt so many people.”
Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.
Yes, you did. It’s why you voted for him. His appeal is the pain he inflicts on people you don’t like. Fuck you.
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The same geniuses who think Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, who declared
bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.
That's what Trump Derangement
Syndrome actually looks like.
bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.
That's what Trump Derangement
Syndrome actually looks like.
April 7, 2026 at 11:22 AM
The same geniuses who think Trump, who dodged the draft five times, knows how to win a war also think Trump, who declared
bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.
That's what Trump Derangement
Syndrome actually looks like.
bankruptcy six times, knows how to run the economy.
That's what Trump Derangement
Syndrome actually looks like.
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Brilliant protest sign in Inverness, Florida.
Bone Spurs Donald isn't gonna be happy about this one!
No Kings!
Bone Spurs Donald isn't gonna be happy about this one!
No Kings!
March 28, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Brilliant protest sign in Inverness, Florida.
Bone Spurs Donald isn't gonna be happy about this one!
No Kings!
Bone Spurs Donald isn't gonna be happy about this one!
No Kings!
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Holy New York.
March 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Holy New York.
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Also: today marks the beginning of my annual Opening Day Sale.
Starting today, and for a limited time, take 25% off an annual subscription to the mysterious and important Cup of Coffee Newsletter.
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Starting today, and for a limited time, take 25% off an annual subscription to the mysterious and important Cup of Coffee Newsletter.
www.cupofcoffeenews.com/opening-day-...
Cup of Coffee Newsletter
A daily baseball, politics, entertainment, and nonsense newsletter
www.cupofcoffeenews.com
March 19, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Also: today marks the beginning of my annual Opening Day Sale.
Starting today, and for a limited time, take 25% off an annual subscription to the mysterious and important Cup of Coffee Newsletter.
www.cupofcoffeenews.com/opening-day-...
Starting today, and for a limited time, take 25% off an annual subscription to the mysterious and important Cup of Coffee Newsletter.
www.cupofcoffeenews.com/opening-day-...
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Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?”
PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”
Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”
PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”
Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”
PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
March 18, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Reporter: “If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?”
PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”
Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”
PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
PA voter: “You're a worthless pile of shit.”
Reporter: “How many times did you vote for him?”
PA voter: “Three times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.”
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Team USA under fire after bringing “Guy Who Took That Photograph of Maduro Blindfolded” into the clubhouse to hype them up before the WBC Finals
March 17, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Team USA under fire after bringing “Guy Who Took That Photograph of Maduro Blindfolded” into the clubhouse to hype them up before the WBC Finals
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While your gas prices spike because of his war, Trump is focused on the kitchen-table issues that matter — like whether he should use marble or onyx on his ballroom.
Trump on his ballroom: "It'll be under budget other than we've upgraded it in terms of the marbles we're using. We're using onyx and stones that are incredible."
March 16, 2026 at 9:08 PM
While your gas prices spike because of his war, Trump is focused on the kitchen-table issues that matter — like whether he should use marble or onyx on his ballroom.
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Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."
March 13, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Ossoff: "The WH put out a video depicting this war as a video game. When service members are returning in flag-draped coffins, & even more have lost limbs or suffered brain injuries or are fighting for their lives, this WH treats war like a game. It's a disgrace. And it speaks to a moral rot."
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it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun
March 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun