Burgerman
@burgermansaid.bsky.social
Live updates from the Burger Bunker.
I write code for a living and admire the beauty of the world in my free time.
I write code for a living and admire the beauty of the world in my free time.
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AI* has a >10%** chance to kill us all
*not the AI we're working on but some other AI that we'll build for sure if you keep funding the company I work at
**number I made up based on a still-theoretical technology that nobody has but we all love talking about
*not the AI we're working on but some other AI that we'll build for sure if you keep funding the company I work at
**number I made up based on a still-theoretical technology that nobody has but we all love talking about
September 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
AI* has a >10%** chance to kill us all
*not the AI we're working on but some other AI that we'll build for sure if you keep funding the company I work at
**number I made up based on a still-theoretical technology that nobody has but we all love talking about
*not the AI we're working on but some other AI that we'll build for sure if you keep funding the company I work at
**number I made up based on a still-theoretical technology that nobody has but we all love talking about
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it looks better this way
The crown of Empress Eugénie was one of nine invaluable royal ornaments snatched by burglars during the Louvre heist in October, but the thieves dropped it on the sidewalk before making their escape. The Louvre announced it will soon invite restorers to submit proposals for the crown’s repair.
The Louvre Thieves Dropped This Priceless Crown. Now It Looks Like This.
Empress Eugénie’s crown was left lying on the sidewalk after the Louvre Museum heist in October. The museum has now released pictures of the damage.
nyti.ms
February 6, 2026 at 12:06 AM
it looks better this way
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there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
January 9, 2026 at 12:24 AM
there needs to be a sex offender registry but for ice guys. you should have to go door to door when you move to a new area and inform your neighbors that you used to be an ice guy. they shouldn't be allowed with 500 feet of a school
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so he basically uses a cape to usher in her bull is that it
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
so he basically uses a cape to usher in her bull is that it
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One big problem is that so many people are the angriest and stupidest they've ever been.
September 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
One big problem is that so many people are the angriest and stupidest they've ever been.
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they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
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Uh... what was Matt Rhule trying to convey here
August 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Uh... what was Matt Rhule trying to convey here
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To Donald Trump and his administration:
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
August 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
To Donald Trump and his administration:
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me — not time or political circumstance — from making sure you face justice under our constitutional rule of law.
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Fucking half life 2 metrocop shit. Fuckin pigs.
US Park Police now doing traffic stops in DC, and charged at me with a baton for filming closer than they liked
August 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Fucking half life 2 metrocop shit. Fuckin pigs.
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Anthropic thought they had everything on lockdown. They believed themselves invincible. But they would never expect the one who would become their greatest nemesis: one Chinese guy
August 16, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Anthropic thought they had everything on lockdown. They believed themselves invincible. But they would never expect the one who would become their greatest nemesis: one Chinese guy
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When Hasan Piker bought a $2.7 million house in LA for him and his family to live in, critics said he wasn’t a real socialist because it’s too expensive. When Zohran Mamdani rents a $2,300 a month apartment in NYC, critics say it’s too cheap for him and he’s not a real socialist. It’s all bad faith
August 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
When Hasan Piker bought a $2.7 million house in LA for him and his family to live in, critics said he wasn’t a real socialist because it’s too expensive. When Zohran Mamdani rents a $2,300 a month apartment in NYC, critics say it’s too cheap for him and he’s not a real socialist. It’s all bad faith
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Andrew Cuomo couldn’t allow his first, tepid recognition of reality — that the Israeli government, with the full support of the Trump administration, is starving the people of Gaza — last more than a few hours without walking it back.
This is someone who believes in nothing.
This is someone who believes in nothing.
August 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Andrew Cuomo couldn’t allow his first, tepid recognition of reality — that the Israeli government, with the full support of the Trump administration, is starving the people of Gaza — last more than a few hours without walking it back.
This is someone who believes in nothing.
This is someone who believes in nothing.
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This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
July 17, 2025 at 1:03 AM
This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.
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Stephen Miller: "Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."
Leaked video shows the current White House Chief of Staff at 17, describing the torture of iraqis in gruesome detail as the group erupts in laughter.
Leaked video shows the current White House Chief of Staff at 17, describing the torture of iraqis in gruesome detail as the group erupts in laughter.
July 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Stephen Miller: "Torture is a celebration of human life and dignity."
Leaked video shows the current White House Chief of Staff at 17, describing the torture of iraqis in gruesome detail as the group erupts in laughter.
Leaked video shows the current White House Chief of Staff at 17, describing the torture of iraqis in gruesome detail as the group erupts in laughter.
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Pan-African socialist Kwame Ture, 1979.
June 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pan-African socialist Kwame Ture, 1979.
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He has REPEATEDLY condemned antisemitism. REPEATEDLYYYYY
He ran hand in hand with a Jewish man!!
He had a HUGE amount of support from Jewish New Yorkers!!!
JEWS ARE NOT A TOOL FOR YOU TO USE TO HIDE YOUR ANTI-MUSLIM BELIEFS BEHIND
He ran hand in hand with a Jewish man!!
He had a HUGE amount of support from Jewish New Yorkers!!!
JEWS ARE NOT A TOOL FOR YOU TO USE TO HIDE YOUR ANTI-MUSLIM BELIEFS BEHIND
My statement after meeting with @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social:
June 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
He has REPEATEDLY condemned antisemitism. REPEATEDLYYYYY
He ran hand in hand with a Jewish man!!
He had a HUGE amount of support from Jewish New Yorkers!!!
JEWS ARE NOT A TOOL FOR YOU TO USE TO HIDE YOUR ANTI-MUSLIM BELIEFS BEHIND
He ran hand in hand with a Jewish man!!
He had a HUGE amount of support from Jewish New Yorkers!!!
JEWS ARE NOT A TOOL FOR YOU TO USE TO HIDE YOUR ANTI-MUSLIM BELIEFS BEHIND
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In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
June 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
In the words of Nelson Mandela: it always seems impossible until it’s done.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
My friends, it is done. And you are the ones who did it.
I am honored to be your Democratic nominee for the Mayor of New York City.
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alright time to primary hakeem jeffries
June 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
alright time to primary hakeem jeffries
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THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can.
ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.
ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.
June 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can.
ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.
ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.
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Saw the new Final Destination and it actually made me cry lol. I have a lot of problems related to Agoraphobia. Seeing my worst anxieties rendered in silly extremity is oddly therapeutic. Then the beautiful Tony Todd just straight up tells me to live my life without fear. Fucked me up.
June 15, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Saw the new Final Destination and it actually made me cry lol. I have a lot of problems related to Agoraphobia. Seeing my worst anxieties rendered in silly extremity is oddly therapeutic. Then the beautiful Tony Todd just straight up tells me to live my life without fear. Fucked me up.
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Once again feel like I'm being gaslight by all of the NFL analysis pretending Aaron Rodgers is a normal quarterback and not also a shitty offensive coordinator who will go on Pat McAfee and scream about his own team (and trans people for some reason)
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
June 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Once again feel like I'm being gaslight by all of the NFL analysis pretending Aaron Rodgers is a normal quarterback and not also a shitty offensive coordinator who will go on Pat McAfee and scream about his own team (and trans people for some reason)
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Las Vegas police immediately arrest two livestreamers when one of them insults an officer after an anti-ICE protest ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me."
June 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Las Vegas police immediately arrest two livestreamers when one of them insults an officer after an anti-ICE protest ("honor your oath, bitch"). "You need to learn there's rules: don't run your mouth at me."
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Governor JB Pritzker said to Rep. Mary Miller: "I am not going to be lectured to by somebody who extols the virtue of Hitler."
Finally, someone says it to their faces.
Finally, someone says it to their faces.
June 12, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Governor JB Pritzker said to Rep. Mary Miller: "I am not going to be lectured to by somebody who extols the virtue of Hitler."
Finally, someone says it to their faces.
Finally, someone says it to their faces.
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Boebert: What we’re seeing in LA is an insurrection
Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.
Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.
June 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Boebert: What we’re seeing in LA is an insurrection
Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.
Pritzker: You don’t know understand what insurrection is. It is outrageous that you are asking that when you are the one condoning the pardoning of people that attacked police.