It's almost always a scammer. Anyone sending you DMs out of nowhere asking that you commission them is likely just someone using a bot to look for people they think might fall for it, like some smaller streamers like us

I feel that. I mean, is it too much to ask to life in a beautiful forest and eat salmon all the time, really?

They're like the celery of fruit. Or the LaCroix of fruit. They taste like nothing. Ironic fucking naming, like Greenland