burrito
@burritoboi.bsky.social
professional loser.
1/4 of @cooltf2facts.bsky.social.
pfp by @sn0w3d3d.bsky.social.
proship, nsfw, sh/ed…sky? dni
1/4 of @cooltf2facts.bsky.social.
pfp by @sn0w3d3d.bsky.social.
proship, nsfw, sh/ed…sky? dni
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burrito
@burritoboi.bsky.social
· Jul 9
heres my carrd ill make a pinned later
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burritolad.carrd.co
heres my strawpage i’ll make a pinned later
burritogal.straw.page
burritogal.straw.page
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WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE
source (safebooru)
#yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian
I am a bot! Check out my source code!
Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
source (safebooru)
#yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian
I am a bot! Check out my source code!
Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
July 1, 2026 at 11:00 PM
WAITER! WAITER! MORE GIRLS KISSING, PLEASE
source (safebooru)
#yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian
I am a bot! Check out my source code!
Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
source (safebooru)
#yuri #百合 #wlw #lesbian
I am a bot! Check out my source code!
Help keep yuri bot up! Buy me a Strawberry!
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Do You Wanna Fucking Explain What This Is and Why I Found It With the Stars?
March 14, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Do You Wanna Fucking Explain What This Is and Why I Found It With the Stars?
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A Moment of Intimacy With Koopa the Quick
March 17, 2026 at 11:15 PM
A Moment of Intimacy With Koopa the Quick
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Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
December 7, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Did You Just Put a Red Coin in the Fucking Souvenir Penny Press
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My Fucking Ex Took the 8 Red Kids
December 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
My Fucking Ex Took the 8 Red Kids
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The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
December 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The Star is Atop the Tree. Do You Allow Your Greed to Ruin Christmas?
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Free Birds
why didn't any of them fuck
6/10
why didn't any of them fuck
6/10
November 28, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Free Birds
why didn't any of them fuck
6/10
why didn't any of them fuck
6/10
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Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
October 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Fuck Fuck Fuck Dire Dire Docks is Leaking There's Not Supposed to be Water in the Basement
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Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Start Tearing Down Drywall Because You’re Still Not Sure if That “Trapped Inside the Walls” Business Was Literal
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Check Out My Mix Tape
July 18, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Check Out My Mix Tape
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There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
There's a Secret Slide in Every Government Building in America
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8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal
September 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
8 Red Coins Frozen by PayPal
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Let the Tides Claim You
October 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Let the Tides Claim You
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Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This
September 21, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Fuuuuck This One's a Shine Sprite I Can't Open Shit With This
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“I let out a scream and fell to the floor with he chair. Tears pored from my face. I was about to die. Eminem kept rapping. I couldn't take it anymore."
August 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
“I let out a scream and fell to the floor with he chair. Tears pored from my face. I was about to die. Eminem kept rapping. I couldn't take it anymore."
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Valve breaking silence on this is huge, they really dont do this. Companies, at this scale, dont -do this-.
Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure.
Keep it up
Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure.
Keep it up
August 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Valve breaking silence on this is huge, they really dont do this. Companies, at this scale, dont -do this-.
Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure.
Keep it up
Visa, mastercard, stripe and paypal are feeling the pressure. They are making mistakes under pressure.
Keep it up
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“I do NOT (?!) want to read a VERY spicy story where the reader is married to Donald Duck”
-Typical thought in the mind of an AntiShipper
-Typical thought in the mind of an AntiShipper
August 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
“I do NOT (?!) want to read a VERY spicy story where the reader is married to Donald Duck”
-Typical thought in the mind of an AntiShipper
-Typical thought in the mind of an AntiShipper
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dude what is this prophecy anymore
July 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
dude what is this prophecy anymore
heres my strawpage i’ll make a pinned later
burritogal.straw.page
burritogal.straw.page
heres my carrd ill make a pinned later
burritolad.carrd.co
burritolad.carrd.co
July 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
heres my strawpage i’ll make a pinned later
burritogal.straw.page
burritogal.straw.page
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Leap for the Lesbians
May 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Leap for the Lesbians