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I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
September 20, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I agree that seppuku was the only way for Ed Sheeran to redeem himself but I feel bad for the audience at his concert who had to see that. Many of them will be traumatised for life
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ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
September 19, 2026 at 4:29 PM
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
September 18, 2026 at 5:59 PM
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
September 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/
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Guys like this are too stupid and insecure to “be” anything; their opinion is just an aggregation of opinions from the last 5 convincing people they spoke to
I hate this untalented mediocre imbecile and the effect he’s had on our world
I hate this untalented mediocre imbecile and the effect he’s had on our world
The podcaster disputed people’s perception of him in an eye-opening podcast.
Joe Rogan Calls Trump Fans 'F**king Nuts' And Says He's Been 'Left-Wing My Whole Life'
The podcaster disputed people’s perception of him in an eye-opening podcast.
www.huffpost.com
September 17, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Guys like this are too stupid and insecure to “be” anything; their opinion is just an aggregation of opinions from the last 5 convincing people they spoke to
I hate this untalented mediocre imbecile and the effect he’s had on our world
I hate this untalented mediocre imbecile and the effect he’s had on our world
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I've been curious about the balancing act that professional female athletes have to deal with when they become moms, and @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social does a great job explaining how four Washington Spirit players have managed it — with help from their teammates: www.washingtonsun.com/sports/spiri...
The Spirit’s New Moms Navigate the Season with Babies in Tow
A league policy allows players to have their babies — and their spouses — travel with the team.
www.washingtonsun.com
September 16, 2026 at 10:38 AM
I've been curious about the balancing act that professional female athletes have to deal with when they become moms, and @emmabaccellieri.bsky.social does a great job explaining how four Washington Spirit players have managed it — with help from their teammates: www.washingtonsun.com/sports/spiri...
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Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
September 16, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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George W. Bush?
The TORTURE GUY???
The TORTURE GUY???
George W. Bush’s new book of paintings of political prisoners will be out in March
George W. Bush’s new book of paintings of political prisoners will be out in March
www.chicagotribune.com
September 16, 2026 at 4:24 PM
George W. Bush?
The TORTURE GUY???
The TORTURE GUY???
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True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
True story.
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Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
September 16, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Rough week to tell people that your application to join the FBI finally went through.
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We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights.
We all know that's some BS.
We all know that's some BS.
August 23, 2026 at 3:19 PM
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights.
We all know that's some BS.
We all know that's some BS.
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Oh you welcomed your first baby? I've welcomed dozens of babies. Any baby is welcome around me.
September 13, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Oh you welcomed your first baby? I've welcomed dozens of babies. Any baby is welcome around me.
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big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
September 10, 2026 at 10:31 PM
big news from your hometown, that guy from high school who said the pyramids were alien batteries is homeschooling his kids now
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Computer. Show me a thumbnail for a video I will never, ever, not in a million years watch
September 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Computer. Show me a thumbnail for a video I will never, ever, not in a million years watch
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ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water
ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted
ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted
ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
September 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
ZOOKEEPER: Eagles can actually swoop down and pick fish directly out of the water
ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted
ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
ME: *way too loud* They're so talonted
ZOOKEEPER: *tazing me* How did you get back in here
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slaps roof of car I can fit so many dogpiles in this bad boy
September 3, 2026 at 11:02 PM
slaps roof of car I can fit so many dogpiles in this bad boy
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Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed
Vice President JD Vance’s mother, Beverly Vance Aikins, said Wednesday that she would “probably punch” Democratic Michigan Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed if the two ever came face-to-face.
The post JD Vance’s Mom Says She’d ‘Probably Punch’ Abdul El-Sayed first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 2, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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if buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
September 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
if buying isn't owning, piracy isn't stealing
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So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
August 31, 2026 at 11:25 PM
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Better idea: instead of bandaids, put your whole ass & balls behind Medicare For All & decouple health insurance from unions. Huge reason production has left US is that every other country provides health care for its workers, making movies & shows wildly cheaper.
I am in strong agreement with the President. Congress should immediately take up and pass a federal film tax incentive to bring back these good-paying jobs that we've lost to other countries.
August 31, 2026 at 11:36 PM
Better idea: instead of bandaids, put your whole ass & balls behind Medicare For All & decouple health insurance from unions. Huge reason production has left US is that every other country provides health care for its workers, making movies & shows wildly cheaper.
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imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
August 28, 2026 at 7:11 PM
imagine an orphan crushing machine. i hate the machine and i hope we can dismantle it. but if the man who helped build the orphan crushing machine falls into it? buddy i’m gonna crack a smile.
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My dad told me that Dr. Pepper is the same as cherry coke, fucking lying piece of shit
August 28, 2026 at 2:53 PM
My dad told me that Dr. Pepper is the same as cherry coke, fucking lying piece of shit
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your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives
“A review of meeting minutes, local reporting, state opioid expenditure disclosures, and invoices obtained via public records requests reveals that at least twelve sheriffs’ offices and police departments have since 2024 spent their opioid funds on Flock cameras.”
Police are spending opioid settlement funds on Flock cameras
Historic opioid settlements were supposed to be a lifeline for underserved communities. But much of that money is flowing to law enforcement.
www.motherjones.com
August 27, 2026 at 8:11 PM
your nephew is hooked on opioids because cops took the drug prevention money and spent it on flock cameras to stalk their ex wives
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i know not with what gta vi will be played but gta vii will be played with sticks and stones
August 27, 2026 at 3:17 AM
i know not with what gta vi will be played but gta vii will be played with sticks and stones