Alan
@busdad.bsky.social
Teamster, bus nerd, truck driver, Trekkie, FOD
he/him
he/him
It’s National Truck Driver Appreciation Week, so get started.
September 17, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It’s National Truck Driver Appreciation Week, so get started.
What’s the German word for when you are very much not friends with your ex but they act like you are sometimes
September 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
What’s the German word for when you are very much not friends with your ex but they act like you are sometimes
Nobody prepares you for the day your 12 year-old calls you a “goofy-ahh chicken sandwich“
September 13, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Nobody prepares you for the day your 12 year-old calls you a “goofy-ahh chicken sandwich“
I hired a guy to put a culvert at the end of my driveway, possibly the most adult thing I’ve ever spent money on. Anyway it came out nice
September 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
I hired a guy to put a culvert at the end of my driveway, possibly the most adult thing I’ve ever spent money on. Anyway it came out nice
Live, from NPR News in Washington, I’m Dave Mattingly.
September 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Live, from NPR News in Washington, I’m Dave Mattingly.
“Thanks to the bus driver”
Use this 5-word phrase to quit your job, but leave on good terms
Use this 5-word phrase to quit your job, but leave on good terms
Regardless of how you actually feel about your company or manager, your resignation "has to be wrapped in gratitude," one expert says.
cnb.cx
August 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
“Thanks to the bus driver”
In my opinion they should stop shooting it right at the goalkeeper
July 19, 2026 at 8:45 PM
In my opinion they should stop shooting it right at the goalkeeper
Sorry to Sofiane, wherever he is
July 14, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Sorry to Sofiane, wherever he is
My large son finished sophomore year in high school today 💀
June 18, 2026 at 2:32 AM
My large son finished sophomore year in high school today 💀
You guys have watched fifteen or more TV shows?
May 2, 2026 at 11:22 AM
You guys have watched fifteen or more TV shows?
Reposted by Alan
Imagining Dracula riding a bus
August 9, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Imagining Dracula riding a bus
I hit a pothole so big my safety glasses fell out the overhead compartment and right out the window. Time for new ones
April 15, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I hit a pothole so big my safety glasses fell out the overhead compartment and right out the window. Time for new ones
A truck is just a bus for stuff
March 26, 2026 at 1:40 PM
A truck is just a bus for stuff
Home again home again giggity goo
March 22, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Home again home again giggity goo
I installed the new dishwasher, please clap
March 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
I installed the new dishwasher, please clap
They say not to take your work home with you but I can’t help myself
March 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
They say not to take your work home with you but I can’t help myself
I REALLY need to stop looking at facebook. Holy shit it’s so bad for you
March 7, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I REALLY need to stop looking at facebook. Holy shit it’s so bad for you
I voted four thousand times by mail for today’s town election (my town has 3,100 residents so this should be very effective)
March 3, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I voted four thousand times by mail for today’s town election (my town has 3,100 residents so this should be very effective)
Baby wakes up from her nap, stands up, looks at me, points to her nose, very seriously says, “nose.”
February 23, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Baby wakes up from her nap, stands up, looks at me, points to her nose, very seriously says, “nose.”
Time for some miller high life, a pack of Luckies and some curling on the way to honking out a dirt snake at the old lady’s place
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Time for some miller high life, a pack of Luckies and some curling on the way to honking out a dirt snake at the old lady’s place
Reposted by Alan
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
WASHINGTON—In an address touting the practice as a completely drug-free method to relieve the common affliction, Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. demonstrated Thursday how ...
theonion.com
February 1, 2026 at 10:00 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet
Reposted by Alan
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
January 25, 2026 at 7:57 PM
rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know
After waking up and reading bluesky
a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
Alt: Well we’re waiting gif
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 11:13 AM
After waking up and reading bluesky
Three long years of this nightmare left. Meanwhile, they’re taking away so much from us while our neighbors cheer. I feel like there will be nothing left after they’re done.
January 20, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Three long years of this nightmare left. Meanwhile, they’re taking away so much from us while our neighbors cheer. I feel like there will be nothing left after they’re done.