Sir StoneKilled Von Buttdartz
@buttdartz.bsky.social
Wake up. Work. Gym. Eat. Drink Bourbon. Sleep. Repeat.
Anti-MAGA Libertarian. Independent. I used to identify as GOP, now I’m with anyone fighting MAGA.
“Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” Let’s build a better ‘tomorrow’
Anti-MAGA Libertarian. Independent. I used to identify as GOP, now I’m with anyone fighting MAGA.
“Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” Let’s build a better ‘tomorrow’
Pinned
“These are not normal times in America, and they should not be treated as such. This is our moral moment. This is when the most precious ideas of our country are being tested…. Where does the Constitution live, on paper or in our hearts?”
-Cory Booker, American Badass
-Cory Booker, American Badass
CHARGE FAUCI WITH AN ACTUAL CRIME OR MOVE ON!!
Quit wasting my taxpayer dollars on this performative nonsense.
Congress can’t get anything done, but has plenty of time for bullshit I guess
Quit wasting my taxpayer dollars on this performative nonsense.
Congress can’t get anything done, but has plenty of time for bullshit I guess
July 29, 2026 at 11:13 PM
CHARGE FAUCI WITH AN ACTUAL CRIME OR MOVE ON!!
Quit wasting my taxpayer dollars on this performative nonsense.
Congress can’t get anything done, but has plenty of time for bullshit I guess
Quit wasting my taxpayer dollars on this performative nonsense.
Congress can’t get anything done, but has plenty of time for bullshit I guess
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The President of the United States is a liar.
July 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Billionaires. New golden age for billionaires.
July 26, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Billionaires. New golden age for billionaires.
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If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
June 30, 2026 at 12:25 PM
If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.
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Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
June 30, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Fix This First,Then We Celebrate...
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“Today's Housing News Conference and Signing is hereby cancelled until such time as we pass the desperately needed SAVE AMERICA ACT, which I consider to be a National Emergency. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” DJT
POS
POS
June 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
“Today's Housing News Conference and Signing is hereby cancelled until such time as we pass the desperately needed SAVE AMERICA ACT, which I consider to be a National Emergency. Thank you for your attention to this matter!” DJT
POS
POS
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MeidasTouch: What do you make of this $1.776 billion fund—
Gavin Newsom: It’s a criminal enterprise. It’s not just corruption, it’s not just graft, it’s a full-on criminal enterprise and it needs to be shut down.
Gavin Newsom: It’s a criminal enterprise. It’s not just corruption, it’s not just graft, it’s a full-on criminal enterprise and it needs to be shut down.
May 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
MeidasTouch: What do you make of this $1.776 billion fund—
Gavin Newsom: It’s a criminal enterprise. It’s not just corruption, it’s not just graft, it’s a full-on criminal enterprise and it needs to be shut down.
Gavin Newsom: It’s a criminal enterprise. It’s not just corruption, it’s not just graft, it’s a full-on criminal enterprise and it needs to be shut down.
Fuck seashells
8647
8647
May 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Fuck seashells
8647
8647
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BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.
April 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
BREAKING: There it is. 2 week extension. TACO.
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It’s TACO Tuesday!
April 7, 2026 at 10:48 PM
It’s TACO Tuesday!
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So it begins …
March 19, 2026 at 12:14 AM
So it begins …
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PabloReports: Do the Epstein files make Trump a target for blackmail?
AOC: If a foreign actor has more access to the Epstein files than Congress, I would suspect the odds of blackmail being possible could be quite high.
AOC: If a foreign actor has more access to the Epstein files than Congress, I would suspect the odds of blackmail being possible could be quite high.
March 18, 2026 at 11:26 PM
PabloReports: Do the Epstein files make Trump a target for blackmail?
AOC: If a foreign actor has more access to the Epstein files than Congress, I would suspect the odds of blackmail being possible could be quite high.
AOC: If a foreign actor has more access to the Epstein files than Congress, I would suspect the odds of blackmail being possible could be quite high.
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You can’t make this shit up
These are deeply unserious people
These are deeply unserious people
Lawrence Jones: "I understand Democrats have their own political spin, but I think they should be careful about some of their talking points. They're talking about oil prices and that 'the president can't last.' That is exactly what Iran wants. Part of their strategy is the propaganda machine."
March 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
You can’t make this shit up
These are deeply unserious people
These are deeply unserious people
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White House: the witness’s allegations are “completely baseless” and “backed by zero credible evidence.”
Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.
Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.
March 7, 2026 at 2:39 AM
White House: the witness’s allegations are “completely baseless” and “backed by zero credible evidence.”
Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.
Fact: FBI found her credible enough to interview repeatedly, and she received a financial settlement from the Epstein estate.
Welp, we’re at war. Again.
Anybody remember “no new wars” and “Kamala will be the president of wars?”
The administration said earlier this week that Iran was “a week away” from having bombs. Last year, Trump said their nuclear enrichment program was “totally annihilated.”
All he does is lie
Anybody remember “no new wars” and “Kamala will be the president of wars?”
The administration said earlier this week that Iran was “a week away” from having bombs. Last year, Trump said their nuclear enrichment program was “totally annihilated.”
All he does is lie
Israel declares that the attack on Iran was a joint strike with the United States. The US is now at war with Iran as well.
February 28, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Welp, we’re at war. Again.
Anybody remember “no new wars” and “Kamala will be the president of wars?”
The administration said earlier this week that Iran was “a week away” from having bombs. Last year, Trump said their nuclear enrichment program was “totally annihilated.”
All he does is lie
Anybody remember “no new wars” and “Kamala will be the president of wars?”
The administration said earlier this week that Iran was “a week away” from having bombs. Last year, Trump said their nuclear enrichment program was “totally annihilated.”
All he does is lie
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Remember how the government bailed out the billionaires in 2009?
How many of those people are in the Epstein files?
They’ve been ripping you off for decades.
How many of those people are in the Epstein files?
They’ve been ripping you off for decades.
February 26, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Remember how the government bailed out the billionaires in 2009?
How many of those people are in the Epstein files?
They’ve been ripping you off for decades.
How many of those people are in the Epstein files?
They’ve been ripping you off for decades.
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What is "conservative" about confirming a Surgeon General who doesn't have a medical license and thinks "intuition" is equal to scientific data? Please for the love of dog stop calling maga "conservatives."
February 25, 2026 at 8:43 PM
What is "conservative" about confirming a Surgeon General who doesn't have a medical license and thinks "intuition" is equal to scientific data? Please for the love of dog stop calling maga "conservatives."
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If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
If someone had told me ten years ago that in 2026, there could be evidence of the president raping and threatening to kill children, and he would *still* be allowed to stay in office, I would have politely asked them to put down the meth pipe.
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It’s weird. The MAGAs are spoon fed daily outrages and have their physical health degraded by the constant cortisol pumping through their veins.
When there’s a real outrage- The Epstein abuse-
The outrage machine’s unplugged and they’re cool as a cucumber.
Trump says move on.
When there’s a real outrage- The Epstein abuse-
The outrage machine’s unplugged and they’re cool as a cucumber.
Trump says move on.
February 15, 2026 at 9:47 PM
It’s weird. The MAGAs are spoon fed daily outrages and have their physical health degraded by the constant cortisol pumping through their veins.
When there’s a real outrage- The Epstein abuse-
The outrage machine’s unplugged and they’re cool as a cucumber.
Trump says move on.
When there’s a real outrage- The Epstein abuse-
The outrage machine’s unplugged and they’re cool as a cucumber.
Trump says move on.
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Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Medicare for all, paid leave, universal childcare.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
Busting up big corporations and tackling Wall Street’s greed.
Getting big money out of politics.
Supporting unions and fighting for higher wages.
If Dems want to win back working people, this is the agenda they must support.
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How the fuck is Corey Lewandowski in any position to fire a Coast Guard pilot?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
February 13, 2026 at 11:56 AM
How the fuck is Corey Lewandowski in any position to fire a Coast Guard pilot?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
What is his title?
What is his job?
What is his official position in the US government?
If you are Kristi Noem’s boyfriend you get to fire Coast Guard officers?
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This is so embarrassing.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
This is so embarrassing.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
The cartel drones Pam Bondi was sounding the alarm about during the hearing turned out to be… party balloons.
This administration is so incompetent.
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Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Epstein survivor Haley Robson: I’m so tired of having this administration just completely dismiss us. They’re supposed to be the party of, you know, family values and protecting children. And I just feel like if that’s the party you are, it seems like Thomas Massie is the only one showing up for it.