Pancake the Opissum
butterpecansyrup.bsky.social
Pancake the Opissum
@butterpecansyrup.bsky.social
Roadkilled middle. Needs diapers since "the accident". Needed em before, too! Refuses to learn and pretends he doesn't like to be babied, but definitely needs a babysitter. Real/Middle Age 36/15. Loves gaming and watching the same cartoons over and over!
hey motosport kink guys where do i find videos of hot long haired kinda chubby motosport guys looking relieved and then the camera pans down to their little piss drain thingy draining onto the ground
October 5, 2026 at 10:42 PM
would love to see this but you don't end up taking care of a literal baby and it's still just a guy
Regress & Repeat beta is now live! It's time to help this poor stressed lion turn into a happy cub in my new game for the Game Boy Color.

You can get the digital version + play the free demo in-browser on itch rampsinside.itch.io/regress-and-...
Cartridge copies are available > shop.rampsinside.art
October 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
dear @onesiesdownunder.com

plz make everything also available as a t-shirt or tank top

ty
October 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
im so fucking glad to see that she saw this and blocked me

pizzacake is a fucking hack lmao
October 1, 2026 at 5:59 PM
crazy a medical supply company posted this lol

my middlespace is explicitly 15. learners permit, not license. technically old enough to stay home alone, but not trusted to. cant tell when he's gotta pee (just like me fr) and diapered just in case...but likes it, so has "accidents".
What is middlespace?

Middlespace sits between littlespace and adult life. It’s a chance to reconnect with the fun of childhood nostalgia while taking a break from the responsibilities of adulthood. ✨

Learn more in our guide to middlespace: bit.ly/4xu7HkT
September 21, 2026 at 1:01 AM
South Park was always political.

However, South Park was very decidedly NOT always "A Show About The President".

I miss when it wasn't a show about the president.
September 17, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Can someone at @blizzard.com or @microsoft.com or @support.blizzard.com please explain to me how a digital code goes out of stock and how it REGULARLY takes you guys MONTHS to restock it?
September 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Pizzacake being unable to go 4 panels without making A GENOCIDE about how people don't like her comics is completely in character. You couldn't bonehurt juice more than this. A parody of this would just be this.

"Genocide is bad. But also people don't like my comic and it TOTALLY doesnt bother me"
September 16, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Bruh I think I literally wet the bed last night. I literally got up this morning, took off a diaper I hadn't used, thought "well I can use that tonight", went to put it on... It was wet. Did I fucking wet the bed 😱
September 14, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Hey just FYI the whole "Well I'm gonna sit this entire election out because Candidate Nice Friendly Guy has some outdated views" thing that ALLOWS Candidate Poorkiller, the King of the Bigots, to win?

It's a fucking psyop. You are falling for it by abstaining. Fucking vote. Stop letting them win.
September 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
dark ageplay: you get to a daddy's house for a weekend of indulgence and it's got this crap
September 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
me when i go to cedar point and imagine this happening on every fucking coaster
This was peak car seat design. The adjustable bar, the multiple strap heights, and the center crotch strap that can only be released at the front.
There was no feeling like having the bar come down as the straps pressed against your shoulders and you heard that *click* as it locked into place.
September 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
yeah
September 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Is there a reddit app or something that just straight up blocks every single India and southeast Asia subreddit?

There's millions. There's more by the day. I'm in the US on a US ip address, I don't want to have to navigate around these to use the site. They have no relevance to me. I am tired 😫
September 7, 2026 at 2:46 PM
rearz is such a fuckass company. what do you mean the hypnos sleep aid pacifier is 26 dollars on amazon with free shipping...but 16.99 on their site with paid shipping which comes out to 26 dollars? fuck off @rearzinc.bsky.social
September 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When I was 8 or 9 I was at a friend's house and his dad gave us drinks with dinner. He asked if I needed a sippy cup or could be trusted not to spill. I said I didn't need one. I immediately spilled. He put a sippy cup lid on it. In this essay, I will
September 1, 2026 at 2:25 PM
ok, roadkill OC (me) idea:

taxidermied

like, he didnt die but he got put back together. and now he can build-a-bear stuff himself into different body types? is that a thing?
August 27, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Wake up after being babysat by a big brother type and he gives you one of these

"I don't need a sippy top"
"you spilled it last time, yes you do"

Then you take it off and spill it in the process... So he puts the second one on and feeds you instead

Peak. Fucking. Middlespace
August 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
my gmail inbox is peak middlespace

"SOON: your stupid fucking sonic jorts are coming. BUT ALSO: tell your friends about the diaper website you buy your diapers from. We saw you lookin' at diapers. come and get em. also we saw you lookin' at more hot topic stuff"
August 23, 2026 at 1:47 PM
i want tigger to babysit me it should have been ME
I watched two winnie the pooh movies yesterday and played the ps1 tigger game too i'm lowkey age regressing
August 22, 2026 at 10:23 PM
this is my favorite tigger

i love he still has the mitten hands, that he has the little scruff bits, that he looks a little nervous about showing off, that he still has not-quite-human proportions despite being more realistic, the whisker spots, the lore accurate monobrow i love him sooooo much
old tigger doodle! (2022)
August 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
big disney doesnt want you to talk about this but bradley uppercrust III from an extremely goofy movie so very clearly wants to be put in mitts and diapers and locked into a crate
August 22, 2026 at 11:46 AM
...Lemme just...take some design notes from this
August 21, 2026 at 8:48 PM
get me to KFC cuz i got that slawtism
August 21, 2026 at 2:10 AM
LOOK

LOOK WITH YOUR SPECIAL EYES!!!

he finally got a shirt that isn't run over by a car
August 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM