Depreciable Ass
@buttjohnson.bsky.social
Self loathing accountant. Frequent Tennis attempter and recreational baker.
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It's the weekend
August 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
It's the weekend
I wish his Achilles would rupture like a rubber band left in the back of the drawer for a decade
Zverev beats Karen Khachanov 6-3 7-6 7-6
Sascha reaches his 3rd consecutive Grand Slam final of the season.
He’s also into the 6th Grand Slam final of his career and his 2nd US Open final
✅52nd win of 2026
After struggling in the first few rounds, he’s really found his game.
A huge year. 🇩🇪
Sascha reaches his 3rd consecutive Grand Slam final of the season.
He’s also into the 6th Grand Slam final of his career and his 2nd US Open final
✅52nd win of 2026
After struggling in the first few rounds, he’s really found his game.
A huge year. 🇩🇪
September 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I wish his Achilles would rupture like a rubber band left in the back of the drawer for a decade
What if you made an entire website out of the horny Beto tweet (it’s this one)
September 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
What if you made an entire website out of the horny Beto tweet (it’s this one)
Learned the hard way that my kitchen is not equipped for homemade spaetzle
September 7, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Learned the hard way that my kitchen is not equipped for homemade spaetzle
Declaring “household austerity measures” in reference to looking at what subscriptions we can cancel was not well received as a joke.
September 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Declaring “household austerity measures” in reference to looking at what subscriptions we can cancel was not well received as a joke.
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You hate to see wang soft at the open
August 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
You hate to see wang soft at the open
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The hardest I’ve laughed watching an episode of television….ever? At least since Eastbound and Down
Just glad they’ll be able to get more use out of their star.
August 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
The hardest I’ve laughed watching an episode of television….ever? At least since Eastbound and Down
What my footwork looks like
Carlos Alcaraz and Serena Williams having a chat and a laugh before their U.S. Open mixed doubles debut as a team.
What are they giggling about?
😭😭😭😭
What are they giggling about?
😭😭😭😭
August 25, 2026 at 7:35 PM
What my footwork looks like
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Booing Luis Robert sucks. They traded him for garbage and salary dumped the contracts they signed with his money then traded for Brenton Doyle.
August 23, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Booing Luis Robert sucks. They traded him for garbage and salary dumped the contracts they signed with his money then traded for Brenton Doyle.
Watching bill ackman play tennis in a professional tournament explains everything about this weirdly well
Also Jeffrey Epstein gave her lab a $125,000 gift and she sent him a personalized thank you but hey probably nothing meriting a follow up for the media that evidently thinks academic misconduct is The Top Story In The World. www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2019/0...
A meeting with Jeffrey Epstein led to a gift — and, now, regrets - The Boston Globe
MIT Media Lab researcher Neri Oxman’s 2015 meeting with Epstein offers a window into how the lab was at once concerned about the optics of taking Epstein’s money and also tempted by his potential to d...
www.bostonglobe.com
August 16, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Watching bill ackman play tennis in a professional tournament explains everything about this weirdly well
“But daddy, how do you know what the Carpathian Mountains look like?” My eye twinkles “just look at this polish cake your father made my dear!”
August 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
“But daddy, how do you know what the Carpathian Mountains look like?” My eye twinkles “just look at this polish cake your father made my dear!”
Not now babe, I’m tempering the egg yolks for the Karpatka
August 15, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Not now babe, I’m tempering the egg yolks for the Karpatka
Preseason is starting with positive news about the offense and Caleb Williams so it was right on time Kevin Warren needed to draw attention back to himself
August 13, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Preseason is starting with positive news about the offense and Caleb Williams so it was right on time Kevin Warren needed to draw attention back to himself
Ah the American southwest
Omsk, a city in Siberia, has the world's shortest metro system, with just one station and 0km of track
August 9, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Ah the American southwest
Thinking about the time when I got banned from the morbius movie discord because I posted Jared Pedo.
But not banned prior after asking repeatedly if Morbius would suck the blood out of a penis when giving head.
But not banned prior after asking repeatedly if Morbius would suck the blood out of a penis when giving head.
July 29, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Thinking about the time when I got banned from the morbius movie discord because I posted Jared Pedo.
But not banned prior after asking repeatedly if Morbius would suck the blood out of a penis when giving head.
But not banned prior after asking repeatedly if Morbius would suck the blood out of a penis when giving head.
Barking like DMX after shanking a serve return for a winner
July 27, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Barking like DMX after shanking a serve return for a winner
People start to smell after a 3 hour flight. I don’t even want to know what this one would be like
Spare a thought for the weary new Airbus A350-1000ULR, which is cooling its jets in Melbourne after completing its first-ever nonstop test flight from France. And it has to do it all over again on Monday. https://cnn.it/3RwT29q
July 25, 2026 at 8:14 PM
People start to smell after a 3 hour flight. I don’t even want to know what this one would be like
Nothing but respect to the easily 6’6” 350lb guy in line with me at airport security who is wearing a “I drop big loads” trucking shirt
July 20, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Nothing but respect to the easily 6’6” 350lb guy in line with me at airport security who is wearing a “I drop big loads” trucking shirt
Vaxxed?
Since the mysterious deaths of a husband and wife in the Medici family, a powerful Italian dynasty that ruled Florence and Tuscany almost uninterruptedly from 1434 to 1737, rumors have swirled about what led to their untimely demise. Now, scientists believe they have an answer.https://cnn.it/44sDXJ5
July 15, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Vaxxed?
The average MPH driven on local streets might materially decrease in a couple years due to this
The Sentra will soon be the lone Nissan sedan, according to the brand's chief product officer in North America.
Nissan's Sedan Lineup Is About to Be a Party of One as the Brand Prepares to Finally Kill the Altima
The Sentra will soon be the lone Nissan sedan, according to the brand's chief product officer in North America.
bit.ly
July 15, 2026 at 6:42 PM
The average MPH driven on local streets might materially decrease in a couple years due to this
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I encourage everyone to keep sending me their home grown produce content. It sustains me and motivates me for my currently late producing garden.
July 8, 2026 at 4:45 PM
I encourage everyone to keep sending me their home grown produce content. It sustains me and motivates me for my currently late producing garden.
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I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the norwegian national team considering they use petrochemical revenues to fund their sovereign wealth fund and are one of the few countries that continue to have a whaling fleet
July 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I can’t believe people are openly rooting for the norwegian national team considering they use petrochemical revenues to fund their sovereign wealth fund and are one of the few countries that continue to have a whaling fleet