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· Oct 17
Hi new bluesky users! Just to make sure you’re aware:
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Oh cannot wait for the pro gaming competitions for this one
Usually we go for drinks before, not as a result of prostate play, but here we are.
November 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Oh cannot wait for the pro gaming competitions for this one
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My startup idea of sex robots for CEOs as a compliance and trade secret guarding mechanism could not be better timed
November 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
My startup idea of sex robots for CEOs as a compliance and trade secret guarding mechanism could not be better timed
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Someone in Beijing has a Sankey chart of all the approach attempts they made to Jensen.
November 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Someone in Beijing has a Sankey chart of all the approach attempts they made to Jensen.
didn’t ministry write a song about this
Just re-upping my request that the Chuds who take issue with ungendered God to describe in great detail the Cock of the LORD
Phil Vischer, the creator of Veggie Tales, weighed in with a "Well, actually, God is a spirit and transcends all gender, this has been theological orthodoxy since forever" and I'm not exaggerating, the Right is ready to gnaw the meat off his bones.
November 8, 2026 at 11:31 PM
didn’t ministry write a song about this
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AI labs writing 400-page threat models on how a superintelligence might socially engineer humanity while the guy holding the entire planet's GPU supply folds to a regular 1962 honeypot
November 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
AI labs writing 400-page threat models on how a superintelligence might socially engineer humanity while the guy holding the entire planet's GPU supply folds to a regular 1962 honeypot
no matter how advanced the technology, there's nothing that wanting to get your dick wet bad enough won't ruin
November 8, 2026 at 10:29 PM
no matter how advanced the technology, there's nothing that wanting to get your dick wet bad enough won't ruin
I know everyone is asking the same question in their head right now, so I will be the bold one to put it out there for us all:
do you think jensen has a smaller leather jacket for his dick
do you think jensen has a smaller leather jacket for his dick
November 8, 2026 at 10:02 PM
I know everyone is asking the same question in their head right now, so I will be the bold one to put it out there for us all:
do you think jensen has a smaller leather jacket for his dick
do you think jensen has a smaller leather jacket for his dick
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STATLER: I hear Jensen Huang got caught cheating on his wife
WALDORF: Just once? I thought he'd be in multiple triangles
STATLER: He thought he was in an OpenGL relationship but it turns out it's DirectX
WALDORF: Better hope she's not into frustum culling
STATLER: Z fighting? more like Ex!
WALDORF: Just once? I thought he'd be in multiple triangles
STATLER: He thought he was in an OpenGL relationship but it turns out it's DirectX
WALDORF: Better hope she's not into frustum culling
STATLER: Z fighting? more like Ex!
November 8, 2026 at 9:14 PM
STATLER: I hear Jensen Huang got caught cheating on his wife
WALDORF: Just once? I thought he'd be in multiple triangles
STATLER: He thought he was in an OpenGL relationship but it turns out it's DirectX
WALDORF: Better hope she's not into frustum culling
STATLER: Z fighting? more like Ex!
WALDORF: Just once? I thought he'd be in multiple triangles
STATLER: He thought he was in an OpenGL relationship but it turns out it's DirectX
WALDORF: Better hope she's not into frustum culling
STATLER: Z fighting? more like Ex!
the form of posts themselves are political. this better just make your whole feed disappear.
Let's try filtering politics out of your For You feed.
If you are a For You 🔋Turbo subscriber, you can enable this setting in foryou.club/profile
If you are a For You 🔋Turbo subscriber, you can enable this setting in foryou.club/profile
November 8, 2026 at 7:22 PM
the form of posts themselves are political. this better just make your whole feed disappear.
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made this meme the last time I had to write
November 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
made this meme the last time I had to write
November 8, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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There’s already a great palindrome: Tulsa nightlife, filth, gin, a slut.
November 8, 2026 at 3:42 PM
There’s already a great palindrome: Tulsa nightlife, filth, gin, a slut.
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We need an Oscar category for best 4dx thrusting effects editing specifically to encourage more of this
best movie review i've ever read. "olivia colman gets her spine realigned by a wicker basket," taking 150 people in the 4dx theatre along with her on this magical journey
November 7, 2026 at 10:22 PM
We need an Oscar category for best 4dx thrusting effects editing specifically to encourage more of this
how to make sure americans can find the clitoris
November 7, 2026 at 9:53 PM
how to make sure americans can find the clitoris
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gonna open that pit up and stage dive at the William Basinski 25 years of The Disintegration Loops show tonight
November 7, 2026 at 9:39 PM
gonna open that pit up and stage dive at the William Basinski 25 years of The Disintegration Loops show tonight
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bruh was nobody going to tell me I was cited in the February issue of the New Scientist magazine by name (page 48, a few inches in the Feedback column)? this is wild lol fliphtml5.com/oddka/ehpw/
November 7, 2026 at 4:02 AM
bruh was nobody going to tell me I was cited in the February issue of the New Scientist magazine by name (page 48, a few inches in the Feedback column)? this is wild lol fliphtml5.com/oddka/ehpw/
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Now that we're in Woke 3.0, what's your dream transportation policy or idea? Sure, ban cars, but what would you like to see in your fantasy version of events? There are no wrong answers, only good and absolutely outstanding answers. Go for it.
November 6, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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yall lacking for conversation starters? check this out: What Would Be Your Role In A Heist. always gets the party going
November 6, 2026 at 2:29 AM
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Now that Bluesky is the official social media app representing the popular will of the United States of America™️, what is our first cultural decree?
November 5, 2026 at 4:27 AM
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shortest no-nut november in history
November 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
shortest no-nut november in history