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Chris
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Senior Designer. Serial Doodler. Shirt Collector. NUFC
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Handy list of sellers of fake shirts - AVOID ANYTHING SOLD BY THESE ACCOUNTS.

Some of these are specifically targeting Newcastle United fans. Avoid buying anything from them, they all sell cheap fakes and some are pretending they're real to scam you.

Do yourselves a favour and block them 👍

#NUFC
Sometimes you need a spanking or two to make the owners put their hands in their pockets.

...and yes I'm clutching at straws trying to find positives 🤣

Hopefully we'll see some new incomings in the next week

#NUFC #NEWEVE
August 12, 2026 at 5:58 PM
One match, one trophy.

Not a bad start for Jaissle that like

#NUFC
August 8, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Not far off for a quick mockup based on the silhouette and faint linework

Not a fan of all of them really, I hope there was an option for keeping as is

#NUFC
August 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Not for sale

Not for sale

Definitely not for sale

Only if it's an astronomical fee

Has to be near Tonali money

£90m at least

Has to at least start with an 8

£70+10m rejected

Ok then £75m

Is Lee Charnley back in charge of negotiating 🤷

#NUFC
August 5, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Are #NUFC the only club that doesn't hold the 'you can go only after we've found a replacement' policy?

Seems we bend over backwards to make life easy for the bigger teams then look to replace, which invariably leads to a panic buy or 3.

The club needs more of a backbone when it comes to outgoings
August 4, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Rant

I know it's probably done but if @newcastleunited.com cave in and sell Bruno for under £80m after constantly saying he's not for sale after the Isak ballsup last year, then they're basically stating that they'll roll over for every top team every summer!

Have some fucking backbone man! #NUFC
July 31, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Chelsea admit 74 breaches of rules, paying £47m in secret payments to agents & third parties over 13 years...

Fined £10m & a suspended transfer ban

Everton representative accidentally drops a fiver in the vicinity of an agent...

12 point deduction, 4 year transfer ban & excluded from every cup
July 31, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Reposted by Chris
Thank you for everything, Mad Dog 🖤🤍
July 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Oh shit, just realised that means Mad Dog is going as well!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

#NUFC
July 30, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Reposted by Chris
Harry Amass from Man U is available for £6m? Newcastle should be all over that for a backup to Lewis Hall.

That could be the LB position sorted for years

#NUFC
July 28, 2026 at 10:13 AM
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Arguing over "Here We Go's" - we've reached a new low.

Can we please just band together and make transfers surprising again?

Nobody wants 14 empty updates ahead of an opening bid that might not even happen.

Mute Fabrizio Romano this summer 🔇
July 27, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Reposted by Chris
Adidas bollocksed up the badge on the new away strip. If you are going to have a monochrome badge you need 2 versions of it. One to be printed in a light colour on dark fabric and one to be printed in a dark colour on light fabric. #nufc
July 24, 2026 at 11:27 AM
@newcastleunited.com Can we have a pro version of the keeper tops this year?

Have a word with Adidas, cheers

#NUFC
July 24, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Arsenal: "How much for Bruno?"

Newcastle: "£85m to start a conversation"

"Ok, 85m US Dollars it is"

"No, 85m POUNDS"

"Ah, ok, got it. 85m Euros"

"No, 85m POUNDS!

"Gotcha...85m Chilean Pesos?"

#NUFC
BBCs resident arsenal fan says:

#nufc
July 23, 2026 at 5:40 PM
"RIP Legend" whilst whacking the price of a signed Score Draw replica up to £500 to try and profit off Keegan's passing.

What an utter cockwomble, if you're on Vinted, get him blocked 👍

#NUFC
July 21, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Only one option for my office attire today

#NUFC #KingKev
July 21, 2026 at 8:20 AM
What a horrible little twat, trying to profit off Keegan's death by uploading these tonight.

If you're on Vinted, get him blocked

Twat.

#NUFC
July 20, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Surely the wife can't argue with this going up in the living room. It can replace a picture of one of the kids

#NUFC #KingKev
July 20, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Genuinely gutted about Keegan.

The term legend goes thrown about easily these days but this guy was the very definition of the word, both as player and manager for #NUFC and every other team he represented.

RIP King Kev
July 20, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Let's be honest, it's the home shirt isn't it?

No-one wants to wear that shite 🤣

Cheers Adidas 👍

#NUFC
July 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
It's so easy for agents to get their players out of #NUFC.

Step 1: Ask loads of clubs who is interested.

Step 2: Pay Romano and the Athletic to spread shite.

Step 3: Keep spreading until the fans turn against the player and call him a rat, making it impossible to stay.

Step 4: Payday!
July 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
On the new #NUFC kit...

They could have played around with the stripes but kept them the same width, it's annoying me that the white stripes appear so much bigger than the black ones

And those busy sleeves are just awful!!

Just simplify the design and make the stripes consistent, too much to ask?
June 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Right, here's one for the #NUFC fans, who's is this signature?

Pretty sure the top row isn't signatures as on the right it looks like toon army but no idea who the autograph is.

Seller says it was won as a prize in the 90s. Can anyone get it?

@newcastleunited.com
June 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
June 3, 2026 at 3:35 PM