Y’all, I think Pope Leo XIV called Vance a little bitch

There’s a lot to love in Wheel of Time: Bornhald’s dismissal in Book 1 of Perrin’s axe as “not a villager’s weapon” because it was too well made. The assumption that because a thing was self-evidently made by a master, that master couldn’t have been a man who usually concerns himself with horseshoes

When you spend way too long on an overly long and thoughtful reply only to get an “anyway… back to what the last person said” response

and then discover that the site doesn’t have a “delete post” option

So help me God, I’m going to have an entire moderator take down this humiliating mistep

I find the vacuum overwhelming on several levels

I want a skirt that looks like these mushrooms

Receiving a message that ends in “thank you for your time,” spending an entire hour in anxious labor over a single paragraph response, and wondering if they have any idea how much of my time they’re thanking me for

Northern Germany is more like my mother’s house than I expected

I’ll brag about it. “Actually, I completely understand it, everyone else is just wrong.”