Security wouldn't let me on the ice to hit them with a steel chair and rob them of the title.
August 10, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Security wouldn't let me on the ice to hit them with a steel chair and rob them of the title.
Wait until the gold diggers hear about this.
August 10, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Wait until the gold diggers hear about this.
I draw a very hard line in the sand, with my cane, about unnecessary canes. Mostly just the steampunk guys and frat boys on halloween with the tuxedo shirt.
August 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I draw a very hard line in the sand, with my cane, about unnecessary canes. Mostly just the steampunk guys and frat boys on halloween with the tuxedo shirt.
You're witnessing the beginning of a cult. Get in on the ground floor!
August 10, 2026 at 1:58 AM
You're witnessing the beginning of a cult. Get in on the ground floor!
Character "sheet", thanks autocorrect
December 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Character "sheet", thanks autocorrect
I already feed my players snacks. They'll take the rusty scimitar from that goblin corpse and like it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I already feed my players snacks. They'll take the rusty scimitar from that goblin corpse and like it.
My rain garden loves it. My wet feet hate it.
December 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
My rain garden loves it. My wet feet hate it.
Sheep are insane.
September 23, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sheep are insane.
You CAN wear bras.
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
September 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You CAN wear bras.
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
Instead you chose violence.
*pushes [women's shapewear] lever to MAX*
THIS MEANS WAR
Right. He refers to "we" at Longmeadow a lot and they are the "we". Not, like, him and his family.
April 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Right. He refers to "we" at Longmeadow a lot and they are the "we". Not, like, him and his family.
Monty has a team of gardeners they never show on air.
April 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Monty has a team of gardeners they never show on air.
u n d e r s t a n d a b l e
April 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
u n d e r s t a n d a b l e
Halfling's Lucky saved my skin multiple times upcasting this. Absolutely devastated the DM's morale.
April 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Halfling's Lucky saved my skin multiple times upcasting this. Absolutely devastated the DM's morale.
I own several copies of book and have poc friend. Let me tell you about black struggles...
March 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I own several copies of book and have poc friend. Let me tell you about black struggles...
I think fish goop backyard events are normal here. My yard smells like literal shit right now after fertilizing, and my neighbors were hosting a kids birthday party with no mention of it.
March 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I think fish goop backyard events are normal here. My yard smells like literal shit right now after fertilizing, and my neighbors were hosting a kids birthday party with no mention of it.
You'll feel great once we pull that old bike out of your head.
March 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
You'll feel great once we pull that old bike out of your head.