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Emma 🐀
@cake-dragon.bsky.social
· Jan 27
What do you call a lawyer on a roundabout?
A turn-y
A turn-y
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
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Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
December 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May
After many years of yearning, I finally own a piece of Le Creuset kitchenware 🥲
September 16, 2026 at 1:12 PM
After many years of yearning, I finally own a piece of Le Creuset kitchenware 🥲
As we approach winter I find myself thinking about Lowmels again
September 15, 2026 at 10:18 AM
As we approach winter I find myself thinking about Lowmels again
The correct number of egg custards
September 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
The correct number of egg custards
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🎸 CHORDS! is coming! Join Akio & Scamp in a cyberpunk visual novel packed with puzzles, music, chaos and questionable decisions.
🎮 Wishlist on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/4909120/Ch…#SegaGenesisi#MegaDrivev#SGDKD#indiedeve#gamedeve#screenshotsaturdaya#retror#gameme
🎮 Wishlist on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/4909120/Ch…#SegaGenesisi#MegaDrivev#SGDKD#indiedeve#gamedeve#screenshotsaturdaya#retror#gameme
August 25, 2026 at 10:38 PM
🎸 CHORDS! is coming! Join Akio & Scamp in a cyberpunk visual novel packed with puzzles, music, chaos and questionable decisions.
🎮 Wishlist on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/4909120/Ch…#SegaGenesisi#MegaDrivev#SGDKD#indiedeve#gamedeve#screenshotsaturdaya#retror#gameme
🎮 Wishlist on Steam:
store.steampowered.com/app/4909120/Ch…#SegaGenesisi#MegaDrivev#SGDKD#indiedeve#gamedeve#screenshotsaturdaya#retror#gameme
Finished Gen V this evening, so sad with how it ends up. They could have done so much with the crew!!
Emma Meyer in Gen V: 'Get It, Got It'
ALT: Emma Meyer in Gen V: 'Get It, Got It'
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September 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Finished Gen V this evening, so sad with how it ends up. They could have done so much with the crew!!
Check out my excellent new candle for autumn 🍎🥧
September 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Check out my excellent new candle for autumn 🍎🥧
TK Maxx has, hands down, the best tote bags around. And it took all my energy today not to buy another one.
Spiderman Funny Face Meme
ALT: Spiderman Funny Face Meme
static.klipy.com
September 4, 2026 at 12:45 PM
TK Maxx has, hands down, the best tote bags around. And it took all my energy today not to buy another one.
Been pacing myself with one episode of Gen V a night. Gotta say, I really enjoyed season one, and I am super sad there's only eight episodes left of the whole show
September 1, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Been pacing myself with one episode of Gen V a night. Gotta say, I really enjoyed season one, and I am super sad there's only eight episodes left of the whole show
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🎵now that's a line of chairs on a halifax pier,
Good morning!
On a Halifax Pier photographed in Nova Scotia by Shane Paris.
On a Halifax Pier photographed in Nova Scotia by Shane Paris.
August 30, 2026 at 6:18 PM
🎵now that's a line of chairs on a halifax pier,
Books with threatening auras
August 28, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Books with threatening auras
Ice cream and custard might be my greatest innovation to date
August 25, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Ice cream and custard might be my greatest innovation to date
It's just rained on my washing on the line outside, which is a problem I haven't encountered in quite a long time! 🌧
August 21, 2026 at 2:56 PM
It's just rained on my washing on the line outside, which is a problem I haven't encountered in quite a long time! 🌧
I fear the plague has come for me, oh woe, oh woe, I am out of sorts
So out of sorts.
August 19, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I fear the plague has come for me, oh woe, oh woe, I am out of sorts
Today's incidents include:
- broken glass
- yogurt dropped on the floor and exploded everywhere
- crayons eaten
- soap eaten
- pebbles not eaten (but close)
- poop on hands
- getting accidentally locked out
She didn't fall asleep until 2:30am this morning and I cannot cope with a repeat tonight 😩
- broken glass
- yogurt dropped on the floor and exploded everywhere
- crayons eaten
- soap eaten
- pebbles not eaten (but close)
- poop on hands
- getting accidentally locked out
She didn't fall asleep until 2:30am this morning and I cannot cope with a repeat tonight 😩
August 18, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Today's incidents include:
- broken glass
- yogurt dropped on the floor and exploded everywhere
- crayons eaten
- soap eaten
- pebbles not eaten (but close)
- poop on hands
- getting accidentally locked out
She didn't fall asleep until 2:30am this morning and I cannot cope with a repeat tonight 😩
- broken glass
- yogurt dropped on the floor and exploded everywhere
- crayons eaten
- soap eaten
- pebbles not eaten (but close)
- poop on hands
- getting accidentally locked out
She didn't fall asleep until 2:30am this morning and I cannot cope with a repeat tonight 😩
I described my child as feeling "out of sorts" to nursery this morning, like I'm a 18th century madame gossiping about the absent fourth member of the morning tea party with my fellow aristocrats (husbands all died under mysterious circumstances)
August 17, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I described my child as feeling "out of sorts" to nursery this morning, like I'm a 18th century madame gossiping about the absent fourth member of the morning tea party with my fellow aristocrats (husbands all died under mysterious circumstances)
Resetting the "Days Since Knee-Related Incident" counter back to zero 😤
August 14, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Resetting the "Days Since Knee-Related Incident" counter back to zero 😤
That scared the CRAP out of me!!!
August 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
That scared the CRAP out of me!!!
Mass Effect
Undertale
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Skyrim
It turns out I can't cope with open-world games. Give me corridors and a single, clear objective please!
Also I played Undertale for a few hours and it simply didn't grip me.
Undertale
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Skyrim
It turns out I can't cope with open-world games. Give me corridors and a single, clear objective please!
Also I played Undertale for a few hours and it simply didn't grip me.
No hate, no dogpiling, just curious.
For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
For me, it's Skyrim. Don't know why, considering it should be exactly my kind of game, but it just didn't click for me.
August 13, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Mass Effect
Undertale
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Skyrim
It turns out I can't cope with open-world games. Give me corridors and a single, clear objective please!
Also I played Undertale for a few hours and it simply didn't grip me.
Undertale
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Skyrim
It turns out I can't cope with open-world games. Give me corridors and a single, clear objective please!
Also I played Undertale for a few hours and it simply didn't grip me.
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Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
August 10, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
Tired of having to shave my legs every 3 days because of this stupid heat wave
August 9, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Tired of having to shave my legs every 3 days because of this stupid heat wave
