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It seems a little strange that, if Carol had taken such a dramatic and unexpected turn for the worse, there weren't missed calls from the medical staff on Anna's phone. #TheArchers
September 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
It seems a little strange that, if Carol had taken such a dramatic and unexpected turn for the worse, there weren't missed calls from the medical staff on Anna's phone. #TheArchers
Carol is infuriating at times, but her fears around dying during an operation, especially at her age,are not unfounded. I really disliked the way Anna and Alan seemed so patronising and incredulous when she broached the subject. #TheArchers
September 11, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Carol is infuriating at times, but her fears around dying during an operation, especially at her age,are not unfounded. I really disliked the way Anna and Alan seemed so patronising and incredulous when she broached the subject. #TheArchers
I'm wondering whether Carol has only been in the graveyard 3 minutes and is pretending to be unconscious. #TheArchers
September 10, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I'm wondering whether Carol has only been in the graveyard 3 minutes and is pretending to be unconscious. #TheArchers
Lily has taken leave of her senses. Can Harrison really be so difficult to resist? #TheArchers
September 6, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Lily has taken leave of her senses. Can Harrison really be so difficult to resist? #TheArchers
Oh Pat, for goodness sake, leave it alone. They broke a window, Alan shouted at them. If Henry is upset then it's probably because he knows he was in the wrong. #TheArchers
September 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Oh Pat, for goodness sake, leave it alone. They broke a window, Alan shouted at them. If Henry is upset then it's probably because he knows he was in the wrong. #TheArchers
We can only hope it's one night only for Lily and Harrison. Even that is going to make the catch up over coffee with Fallon a bit awkward! #TheArchers
August 22, 2026 at 7:38 AM
We can only hope it's one night only for Lily and Harrison. Even that is going to make the catch up over coffee with Fallon a bit awkward! #TheArchers
I don't understand the rehoming of Monty. First of all,he's an old dog, very difficult to rehome. Second, he's a large old dog, even more difficult. Thirdly, he's a large old sheep killing dog. Where will they find someone to adopt him? This seems crazy. #TheArchers
August 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I don't understand the rehoming of Monty. First of all,he's an old dog, very difficult to rehome. Second, he's a large old dog, even more difficult. Thirdly, he's a large old sheep killing dog. Where will they find someone to adopt him? This seems crazy. #TheArchers
So now we know why Monty refused to attend the fete. #TheArchers
August 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
So now we know why Monty refused to attend the fete. #TheArchers
Alice needed reminding that there are still things Martha doesn't understand? #TheArchers
July 28, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Alice needed reminding that there are still things Martha doesn't understand? #TheArchers
Look, it's all very well filling the time with the great news about Harrison and Fallon splitting up and Jolene and Kenton behaving like idiots.
But what about Monty's DNA test?
#TheArchers
But what about Monty's DNA test?
#TheArchers
July 27, 2026 at 7:56 AM
Look, it's all very well filling the time with the great news about Harrison and Fallon splitting up and Jolene and Kenton behaving like idiots.
But what about Monty's DNA test?
#TheArchers
But what about Monty's DNA test?
#TheArchers
How toe curlingly embarrassing! What on earth did Harrison and his amazingly wonderful colleagues do? #TheArchers
July 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
How toe curlingly embarrassing! What on earth did Harrison and his amazingly wonderful colleagues do? #TheArchers
I don't understand why everyone is so thrilled to have Harrison back. He's so dreadful and false in every moment. #TheArchers
July 19, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I don't understand why everyone is so thrilled to have Harrison back. He's so dreadful and false in every moment. #TheArchers
That's it, I've had more than enough of Harrison now. Get rid of him. #TheArchers
July 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
That's it, I've had more than enough of Harrison now. Get rid of him. #TheArchers
What a shower of sycophantic twats. #TheArchers
July 9, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What a shower of sycophantic twats. #TheArchers
Has Adam told anyone yet about Brian's negative dementia test? I don't remember hearing anyone mention it. #TheArchers
July 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Has Adam told anyone yet about Brian's negative dementia test? I don't remember hearing anyone mention it. #TheArchers
I'm no fan of Brian, but I'm delighted to hear him outing Adam's vile gaslighting behaviour. #TheArchers
June 13, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I'm no fan of Brian, but I'm delighted to hear him outing Adam's vile gaslighting behaviour. #TheArchers
On first listening I was on Brian's side, on second listening I'm still on Brian's side. Adam doesn't care about Home Farm, the land or anything except himself and (maybe) Xander's inheritance. #TheArchers
May 31, 2026 at 10:48 AM
On first listening I was on Brian's side, on second listening I'm still on Brian's side. Adam doesn't care about Home Farm, the land or anything except himself and (maybe) Xander's inheritance. #TheArchers
Adam is so lacking in self awareness, it would never occur to him that is may have been something he said that set everyone against him. #TheArchers
May 25, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Adam is so lacking in self awareness, it would never occur to him that is may have been something he said that set everyone against him. #TheArchers
I don't understand why Adam asked to own the land and couldn't have been content with running the farm, and all 5 of them sharing the profits, with him taking a wage as well. Not that it was an option as far as Brian was concerned. #TheArchers
May 24, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I don't understand why Adam asked to own the land and couldn't have been content with running the farm, and all 5 of them sharing the profits, with him taking a wage as well. Not that it was an option as far as Brian was concerned. #TheArchers
The way Adam tried to manipulate Alice was shameful. Even Ian disapproves. #TheArchers
May 20, 2026 at 11:24 AM
The way Adam tried to manipulate Alice was shameful. Even Ian disapproves. #TheArchers
Adam is the deranged one. I hope Brian has signed a water tight contract for all the caravans in the country to descend on home farm at the earliest opportunity. #TheArchers
May 19, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Adam is the deranged one. I hope Brian has signed a water tight contract for all the caravans in the country to descend on home farm at the earliest opportunity. #TheArchers
Why can't Pip request a DNA test for herself? #TheArchers
May 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Why can't Pip request a DNA test for herself? #TheArchers
No Helen, not "just in the other room" step outside. Don't listen at the door. Erik, be on your guard. #TheArchers
April 28, 2026 at 8:40 AM
No Helen, not "just in the other room" step outside. Don't listen at the door. Erik, be on your guard. #TheArchers
Awful the way Helen is so judgemental and patronising towards Kirsty, all the while pretending she's her friend. Why can't Kirsty see it? #TheArchers
April 21, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Awful the way Helen is so judgemental and patronising towards Kirsty, all the while pretending she's her friend. Why can't Kirsty see it? #TheArchers