Alx, deerman extraordinaire
@callmealx.bsky.social
27 years old and in a sea of terrifying apps im here to be a faggot and play stardew valley (they/he)
if you're a minor don't even look at me
if you're a minor don't even look at me
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yeah you should follow me back i'm gay and uncool
pays to have friends with good cameras
October 12, 2026 at 3:39 PM
pays to have friends with good cameras
btw friends if you're looking for more of my terrible opinions and thoughts, i have a spam/alt account, @deadclade.bsky.social! Feel free to go see the strange things I think about
October 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
btw friends if you're looking for more of my terrible opinions and thoughts, i have a spam/alt account, @deadclade.bsky.social! Feel free to go see the strange things I think about
my boyfriend mumbles in his sleep sometimes. Tonight he said, extremely clearly and in his normal speaking volume, 'Autism'. Followed by snoring. So. It's nice to have new experiences.
October 7, 2026 at 11:08 PM
my boyfriend mumbles in his sleep sometimes. Tonight he said, extremely clearly and in his normal speaking volume, 'Autism'. Followed by snoring. So. It's nice to have new experiences.
Desperately trying to not wake up my lovely boyfriend (asleep) but I am crying with laughter because i typed 'marky kart and ashley'
October 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Desperately trying to not wake up my lovely boyfriend (asleep) but I am crying with laughter because i typed 'marky kart and ashley'
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margaret thatcher and the giant egg
January 27, 2026 at 4:42 AM
margaret thatcher and the giant egg
Realised today I'm almost as old as MsScribe was when she created her sock puppet empire. I'm falling behind. I have no sock puppet empire.
October 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Realised today I'm almost as old as MsScribe was when she created her sock puppet empire. I'm falling behind. I have no sock puppet empire.
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sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
August 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
sweeping the “hooters breakfast menu” category on jeopardy then looking out in the audience to see my wife giving me a thumbs down
I managed to fuck that post up 3 times, the world wants to silence that I think ken jennings is pretty cool
August 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
I managed to fuck that post up 3 times, the world wants to silence that I think ken jennings is pretty cool
'celebrity' is such a strange concept. but also @kenjennings.bsky.social is my favourite celebrity.
August 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
'celebrity' is such a strange concept. but also @kenjennings.bsky.social is my favourite celebrity.
About a month ago I stumbled across this late 80s Pop Rock song from a band I'd never heard of 'Rex' - turns out, they only did this one album, and seem almost entirely unknown. Bought the CD and uploaded the final track myself. Highly reccomend.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
Rex - Best Obsessions - YouTube
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August 14, 2026 at 10:54 AM
About a month ago I stumbled across this late 80s Pop Rock song from a band I'd never heard of 'Rex' - turns out, they only did this one album, and seem almost entirely unknown. Bought the CD and uploaded the final track myself. Highly reccomend.
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
it's my birthday! that means you have to be nice to me
July 24, 2026 at 2:01 PM
it's my birthday! that means you have to be nice to me
the end of a dnd campaign is such an incredible yet intensely bittersweet feeling
July 14, 2026 at 9:29 PM
the end of a dnd campaign is such an incredible yet intensely bittersweet feeling
damn you @mattbaume.bsky.social and your ability to make me cry many times in one video
June 23, 2026 at 7:55 PM
damn you @mattbaume.bsky.social and your ability to make me cry many times in one video
@shanestardewvalley.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/pennaraptor/... good chicken video
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💬 12 🔁 1233 ❤️ 2335 · takes a pet like no prablem
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June 19, 2026 at 10:52 AM
@shanestardewvalley.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/pennaraptor/... good chicken video
'what do you want out of life alx' i want old men that like sondheim to pat me on the head. oh you mean for work
June 18, 2026 at 11:26 AM
'what do you want out of life alx' i want old men that like sondheim to pat me on the head. oh you mean for work
i don't necessarily think the internet was much better 20 years ago, but it was so much more dispersed and that helped. Like, you didn't have to see everything of everyone, and you wouldn't - you'd just go on your gaming forum or sewing geocities sites and follow the webrings. bring back webrings
June 18, 2026 at 10:50 AM
i don't necessarily think the internet was much better 20 years ago, but it was so much more dispersed and that helped. Like, you didn't have to see everything of everyone, and you wouldn't - you'd just go on your gaming forum or sewing geocities sites and follow the webrings. bring back webrings
everyone come over soon we're gonna have bbq and listen to my music i've decided
June 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
everyone come over soon we're gonna have bbq and listen to my music i've decided
i know what would save dr who. cast @mikewozniak.bsky.social as the dr. hire a bunch of sci-fi short film writers (recent film student graduates) as the writers and just get em to write weird kinda fucked up one-offs. bbc hire me
June 11, 2026 at 9:21 AM
i know what would save dr who. cast @mikewozniak.bsky.social as the dr. hire a bunch of sci-fi short film writers (recent film student graduates) as the writers and just get em to write weird kinda fucked up one-offs. bbc hire me
why does every sitcom have to have a pervert character. killing howard walowitz as we speak
June 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM
why does every sitcom have to have a pervert character. killing howard walowitz as we speak
can this too fucking pass already
June 10, 2026 at 10:53 AM
can this too fucking pass already
I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME
June 7, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I AM GONNA MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS ME
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In April @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social ran a contest where if we got 150 signups we'd give away merch to 5 people. And it worked! And then in May we kinda just coasted, and if you factor in cancelled signups, we picked up about 12. So we're trying it again! Become a premium hyperfixed member! Win merch
Hyperfixed | Hyperfixed
hyperfixedpod.com
June 4, 2026 at 4:31 PM
In April @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social ran a contest where if we got 150 signups we'd give away merch to 5 people. And it worked! And then in May we kinda just coasted, and if you factor in cancelled signups, we picked up about 12. So we're trying it again! Become a premium hyperfixed member! Win merch
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this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!
June 4, 2026 at 4:13 PM
this is it digi-pals, in a few seconds the doors will open for the most amazing digital movie ever!
made the mistake of booking a coach without checking where the pickup is and now i'm desperately hoping i can get an uber in time cause tell me why it's TWO MILES OUTSIDE OF CITY CENTRE
May 30, 2026 at 10:16 PM
made the mistake of booking a coach without checking where the pickup is and now i'm desperately hoping i can get an uber in time cause tell me why it's TWO MILES OUTSIDE OF CITY CENTRE
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Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?
May 30, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Hey. Don't cry. 1,000,000,000 transgender furries on earth, ok?