Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
ジャスパア Level 42
Secret Furry Account.
走り屋
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
Secret Furry Account.
走り屋
This is the cartoon dog I pretend to be on the internet. He/Him 🏳️🌈 Gay/Demi
I'm SFW, but I'm also a grown-ass adult, so minors can kindly fuck off 🔞
https://share.google/5jmLQfkqgb1eJAKWs
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Call Me Jasper
@callmejasper.bsky.social
· Nov 11
When a potential client is going through your portfolio, and you can't remember exactly what "art" is in there.
My life has become nothing more than a series of rapidly deteriorating catastrophes that I no longer have any control over.
I hope that persistent headache I have is a brain tumor.
I hope that persistent headache I have is a brain tumor.
September 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
My life has become nothing more than a series of rapidly deteriorating catastrophes that I no longer have any control over.
I hope that persistent headache I have is a brain tumor.
I hope that persistent headache I have is a brain tumor.
Welp... the next app on the chopping block is Blooski.
I'll check-in on my PC, but this shit is not gonna be on my phone anymore.
I'll check-in on my PC, but this shit is not gonna be on my phone anymore.
September 17, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Welp... the next app on the chopping block is Blooski.
I'll check-in on my PC, but this shit is not gonna be on my phone anymore.
I'll check-in on my PC, but this shit is not gonna be on my phone anymore.
I already didn't like Ed Sheeran, but like seriously FUCK Ed Sheeran.
September 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I already didn't like Ed Sheeran, but like seriously FUCK Ed Sheeran.
Spread the word, even if you don't live in NYC.
Online basement-dwelling Nazi incel virgins are so desperate, it's laughable at this point.
Don't give these sad losers what they want.
Online basement-dwelling Nazi incel virgins are so desperate, it's laughable at this point.
Don't give these sad losers what they want.
Y'all in nyc please be careful. Fishtank is trying to bait y'all.
September 14, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Spread the word, even if you don't live in NYC.
Online basement-dwelling Nazi incel virgins are so desperate, it's laughable at this point.
Don't give these sad losers what they want.
Online basement-dwelling Nazi incel virgins are so desperate, it's laughable at this point.
Don't give these sad losers what they want.
Cosmo out here, spittin' truth.
September 13, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Cosmo out here, spittin' truth.
Literally me at work yesterday.
September 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Literally me at work yesterday.
This is why I turned my phone off for 9 days... can't wait to do it again.
Inspired by experience
Too many pings at work in too short a time, how can I get anything done?
Too many pings at work in too short a time, how can I get anything done?
September 12, 2026 at 4:11 PM
This is why I turned my phone off for 9 days... can't wait to do it again.
My older millennial body has no tolerance for alcohol anymore.
I had 2 beers too close to bedtime, and now I have a hangover.
TWO! (2) PBR, and my morning is fucked... getting old sucks.
I had 2 beers too close to bedtime, and now I have a hangover.
TWO! (2) PBR, and my morning is fucked... getting old sucks.
September 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
My older millennial body has no tolerance for alcohol anymore.
I had 2 beers too close to bedtime, and now I have a hangover.
TWO! (2) PBR, and my morning is fucked... getting old sucks.
I had 2 beers too close to bedtime, and now I have a hangover.
TWO! (2) PBR, and my morning is fucked... getting old sucks.
It's 100% the same guy.
September 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
It's 100% the same guy.
Seriously, for years, there's been a dude selling CRTs on Craigslist, featuring furry and furry-adjacent media on the screen.
September 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Seriously, for years, there's been a dude selling CRTs on Craigslist, featuring furry and furry-adjacent media on the screen.
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2 years, hundreds of joints, thousands of furry dollars later we are a week from ASS
September 11, 2026 at 1:33 AM
2 years, hundreds of joints, thousands of furry dollars later we are a week from ASS
Two black dudes at the gas station liked my scooter and called me the N-word. Told me they love seeing me rip around Santa Cruz.
"This ride fucks fo real, my n*****."
I have arrived.
"This ride fucks fo real, my n*****."
I have arrived.
September 10, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Two black dudes at the gas station liked my scooter and called me the N-word. Told me they love seeing me rip around Santa Cruz.
"This ride fucks fo real, my n*****."
I have arrived.
"This ride fucks fo real, my n*****."
I have arrived.
My reward for leaving my phone on today is being subjected to this idiotic bullshit.
What am I supposed to do? Not flush?
The Guardian has become a total rag.
What am I supposed to do? Not flush?
The Guardian has become a total rag.
Flushing the toilet can release a ‘plume’ of breathable pathogens – and closing the lid won’t stop their escape
Flushing the toilet can release a ‘plume’ of breathable pathogens – and closing the lid won’t stop their escape
New research shows turbulent flushes create toilet-generated aerosols that can transmit legionella, influenza and norovirus
www.theguardian.com
September 9, 2026 at 5:35 AM
My reward for leaving my phone on today is being subjected to this idiotic bullshit.
What am I supposed to do? Not flush?
The Guardian has become a total rag.
What am I supposed to do? Not flush?
The Guardian has become a total rag.
My hot take:
The OOT Remake looks fine.
The OOT Remake looks fine.
September 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
My hot take:
The OOT Remake looks fine.
The OOT Remake looks fine.
What's it like inside your head
(My life is a series of disasters that look funny from the outside)
(My life is a series of disasters that look funny from the outside)
September 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
What's it like inside your head
(My life is a series of disasters that look funny from the outside)
(My life is a series of disasters that look funny from the outside)
I want to get an HMV Freeway and then make it not suck.
VW front torsion beams and a Honda CB500 engine would make this death trap a million times better.
VW front torsion beams and a Honda CB500 engine would make this death trap a million times better.
September 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
I want to get an HMV Freeway and then make it not suck.
VW front torsion beams and a Honda CB500 engine would make this death trap a million times better.
VW front torsion beams and a Honda CB500 engine would make this death trap a million times better.
My very last pack of Seven Stars.
Gonna crack it open and smoke them before they get stale.
Gonna have to start paying people to bring me more when they get back from vacation in Japan because it doesn't look like I'll be able to go in the foreseeable future.
Gonna crack it open and smoke them before they get stale.
Gonna have to start paying people to bring me more when they get back from vacation in Japan because it doesn't look like I'll be able to go in the foreseeable future.
August 31, 2026 at 2:33 AM
My very last pack of Seven Stars.
Gonna crack it open and smoke them before they get stale.
Gonna have to start paying people to bring me more when they get back from vacation in Japan because it doesn't look like I'll be able to go in the foreseeable future.
Gonna crack it open and smoke them before they get stale.
Gonna have to start paying people to bring me more when they get back from vacation in Japan because it doesn't look like I'll be able to go in the foreseeable future.
I'm so burned out by life right now.
There's mountains of work I have to do, and none of it is gonna get me anywhere.
It's depressing how hard you have to work to remain stuck exactly where you are and experience zero positive changes.
There's mountains of work I have to do, and none of it is gonna get me anywhere.
It's depressing how hard you have to work to remain stuck exactly where you are and experience zero positive changes.
August 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I'm so burned out by life right now.
There's mountains of work I have to do, and none of it is gonna get me anywhere.
It's depressing how hard you have to work to remain stuck exactly where you are and experience zero positive changes.
There's mountains of work I have to do, and none of it is gonna get me anywhere.
It's depressing how hard you have to work to remain stuck exactly where you are and experience zero positive changes.
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i really need to draw a version of the Toriyama "this is me in paradise" drawing
July 8, 2026 at 2:49 PM
i really need to draw a version of the Toriyama "this is me in paradise" drawing
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Unpopular opinion:
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
August 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Unpopular opinion:
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
Unpopular opinion:
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
August 30, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Unpopular opinion:
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
Zootopia 2 sucks and I hate Pawbert.
FINALLY!
Finding this was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be.
Alright, Hiroto. Give me some insight into contented happiness.
Finding this was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be.
Alright, Hiroto. Give me some insight into contented happiness.
August 30, 2026 at 1:08 AM
FINALLY!
Finding this was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be.
Alright, Hiroto. Give me some insight into contented happiness.
Finding this was a bigger pain in the ass than it needed to be.
Alright, Hiroto. Give me some insight into contented happiness.
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Great job to my wife, @mercedeslilienthal.com for her fun microcar piece in the @nytimes.com !!! 🏁🏁 #weirdcarbs #microcars #blueskycars
Microcars are lightweight vehicles for economical urban commuting. They're underpowered, noisy and sometimes smoky, and it helps if you’re good with a wrench. But “the struggle is what makes it fun,” one enthusiast said. nyti.ms/4qKANus
August 28, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Great job to my wife, @mercedeslilienthal.com for her fun microcar piece in the @nytimes.com !!! 🏁🏁 #weirdcarbs #microcars #blueskycars
Anybody get sidetracked writing a comic because you thought of a new comic you also want to develop?
Like, I've been working on a wacky supernatural/cosmic thing, and now I'm obsessed with this down-to-earth slice of life narrative.
Stupid marijuana...
Like, I've been working on a wacky supernatural/cosmic thing, and now I'm obsessed with this down-to-earth slice of life narrative.
Stupid marijuana...
August 29, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Anybody get sidetracked writing a comic because you thought of a new comic you also want to develop?
Like, I've been working on a wacky supernatural/cosmic thing, and now I'm obsessed with this down-to-earth slice of life narrative.
Stupid marijuana...
Like, I've been working on a wacky supernatural/cosmic thing, and now I'm obsessed with this down-to-earth slice of life narrative.
Stupid marijuana...
Of course they don't have the fucking first one...
August 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Of course they don't have the fucking first one...