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cameronpaton.bsky.social
ΞLΞGΔNT RΞCΞPTΔCLΞ @cameronpaton.bsky.social · May 24
Love me.
or hate me...
at this point I don't really have a preference.

Just make up your fucking mind one way or the other about it.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
it’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between who’s kidding and who’s stupid
September 21, 2026 at 1:49 PM
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portmanteauface.bsky.social
My ride or die crew is old enough that I would totally understand if they picked die
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 PM
cameronpaton.bsky.social
Sunset vapor trail
September 22, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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portmanteauface.bsky.social
Sometimes I’ll buy a live lobster at the grocery store and go toss it in the ocean so it can warn the others
January 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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rebelliousdb.bsky.social
"Everyone has that one weird uncle?"

Hahaha. Wait, I'm an uncle. 🤔
July 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Sprinkles metamucil on your dinner like Mrs. Dash.
September 21, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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patnspankme.bsky.social
stop bitching about it being dark you weren’t doing anything aside from fucking around on your phone anyway
November 3, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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peter-butler.bsky.social
C-SPAN statement yesterday was particularly notable

www.facebook.com/CSPAN/posts/...
statement from C-SPAN, subtitled DEMOCRACY UNFILTERED, reading For nearly five decades, C-SPAN has advocated for greater public and media access to our democratic institutions. We have urged Congress to open more of its proceedings to independent television coverage, called on the Supreme Court to allow cameras in its courtroom, and consistently supported greater access to the presidency. C-SPAN typically stays out of the news cycle and lets the sights and sounds of politics speak for themselves. But access to America’s leaders and institutions is at the heart of our public service mission — and throughout our history, our colleagues in the news media have supported our efforts to bring more openness to government. It is in that same spirit that we urge the Trump administration to reverse its decision and immediately restore White House access to CNN, MS NOW and Politico. C-SPAN stands in solidarity with our colleagues as they seek to simply do the work that America's constitution guarantees them the freedom to do and upon which our democracy depends.The answer should always be more access to our government, not less. That openness serves the American public and strengthens our democracy. Statement from Sam Feist, C-SPAN CEO
September 21, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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helenmaryme.bsky.social
Me sliding into Monday like
September 21, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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mckayvee.bsky.social
Oh sure, I get a catsuit advertised to me right when I lose my job.
September 21, 2026 at 12:49 PM
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struggalo.bsky.social
I got brain freeze from eating revenge too fast.
September 20, 2026 at 1:02 AM
cameronpaton.bsky.social
Wordle 1,919 4/6

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September 21, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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kimmalien.bsky.social
It’s a humbling experience to be in my passenger seat
September 10, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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lafleurmtl.bsky.social
Once I acquitted a woman of killing her husband
Despite a confession i had thrown out of court
She then asked me on a date
Turns our insurance tefised to pay ans she wanted to pick my mind for free
How did it end?
She was beautiful but a gentleman never tells
September 19, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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cidbarret85.bsky.social
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
September 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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kimmysunshine.bsky.social
The Seven Habits of Highly Traumatized People
September 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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sethfromthe716.bsky.social
When the store has corn priced at $1 a piece #MakesYouGoAaargh

A buck an ear?

THAT'S PIRACY, DAMMIT!
September 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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punkrockhistory.bsky.social
50 years ago today
Sex Pistols, The Clash, Subway Sect and Siouxsie and the Banshees at the first night at the 100 Club punk festival, September 20, 1976.

#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #100club #50years #history #punkrockhistory #otd
September 20, 2026 at 3:21 AM
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ashhull.bsky.social
Someone go on a rant or something, more unhinged.
September 19, 2026 at 4:53 AM
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hallowedverses.bsky.social
Just sneezed so hard I became a third-person narrator for a second
September 20, 2026 at 2:25 AM
cameronpaton.bsky.social
Wordle 1,918 4/6

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September 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
i learned as a teenager that wearing oversized t-shirts doesn’t make me look any skinnier and at fifty-seven i’ve yet to act on this knowledge
September 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
cameronpaton.bsky.social
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September 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
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klaybourne.bsky.social
Nope. Can't. Changing my name to Regina George and taking up Lacrosse.
July 6, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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skinnietalls.bsky.social
once asked my two year old daughter "what does it all mean" and she just started dancing
September 12, 2026 at 6:34 PM