another depressed millennial
@candidatomic.bsky.social
at the intersection of trans-femme-top-enm-slut and socially-anxious-useless-sapphic. she/her.
P!ATD took it a little far with this one
Half of the reason that people become interested in movies in the first place is sex and dating and everything connected with eroticism on the screen. I felt that not to deal with all of that in its most naked form was to shirk part of what's involved in being a critic. (2001)
October 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
P!ATD took it a little far with this one
damn Jod, calm down
the government needs to execute anyone who stops playing pretend game with me. Then god needs to bring them back and torture them forever and ever and ever and ever
September 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
damn Jod, calm down
Hey God if you're hitting people who turned 80 and appeared in movies and turned into a household name... I may have a suggestion for the last of the rule of 3s. And everyone would forgive the first two.
August 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Hey God if you're hitting people who turned 80 and appeared in movies and turned into a household name... I may have a suggestion for the last of the rule of 3s. And everyone would forgive the first two.
how tf do people afford new cars what do you mean $800 a month let's meet halfway and I'll give you 400 swift kicks to the nuts
August 4, 2026 at 4:00 AM
how tf do people afford new cars what do you mean $800 a month let's meet halfway and I'll give you 400 swift kicks to the nuts
This needs to be illegal or require a special license. And I'm driving a compact SUV that has decent ground clearance.
July 20, 2026 at 7:08 AM
This needs to be illegal or require a special license. And I'm driving a compact SUV that has decent ground clearance.
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National security should mean everyone has housing, food, healthcare, and clean and air water.
July 18, 2026 at 2:01 PM
National security should mean everyone has housing, food, healthcare, and clean and air water.
Republicans are in power: Rs pass their agenda, Ds are the minority so are powerless to stop it.
Democrats are in power: Ds can't pass their agenda, Rs are the minority and using their minority power to block it.
Republicans are in power: Rs pass their agenda, Ds are the minority so are powerless-
Democrats are in power: Ds can't pass their agenda, Rs are the minority and using their minority power to block it.
Republicans are in power: Rs pass their agenda, Ds are the minority so are powerless-
July 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Republicans are in power: Rs pass their agenda, Ds are the minority so are powerless to stop it.
Democrats are in power: Ds can't pass their agenda, Rs are the minority and using their minority power to block it.
Republicans are in power: Rs pass their agenda, Ds are the minority so are powerless-
Democrats are in power: Ds can't pass their agenda, Rs are the minority and using their minority power to block it.
Republicans are in power: Rs pass their agenda, Ds are the minority so are powerless-
And here we have a table with 11 Nazis.
Sending my deep condolences to Senator Lindsey Graham’s family, friends, and all those who loved him.
July 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
And here we have a table with 11 Nazis.
Am I the only one who would pick blue because I don't want to live in a world where everyone picked red?
April 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Am I the only one who would pick blue because I don't want to live in a world where everyone picked red?
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US TRANS FRIENDS: Drop your gofundmes, venmos, whatever ways of supporting you you have, in the replies. Then go make sure you have plans with loved ones to deal with the worst. I love you all. We will get thru it
CIS PEOPLE: Go through the replies and donate money to someone. Then reskeet.
CIS PEOPLE: Go through the replies and donate money to someone. Then reskeet.
August 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
US TRANS FRIENDS: Drop your gofundmes, venmos, whatever ways of supporting you you have, in the replies. Then go make sure you have plans with loved ones to deal with the worst. I love you all. We will get thru it
CIS PEOPLE: Go through the replies and donate money to someone. Then reskeet.
CIS PEOPLE: Go through the replies and donate money to someone. Then reskeet.
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If you're willing to sacrifice trans people to prevent fascism, then you haven't prevented fascism - you've just forced it into a form that you will tolerate and vote for.
August 16, 2025 at 6:32 PM
If you're willing to sacrifice trans people to prevent fascism, then you haven't prevented fascism - you've just forced it into a form that you will tolerate and vote for.
Man, The Onion really nailed it with this one.
... Oh. Well fuck me.
... Oh. Well fuck me.
Computer, show me the most American story you can find
LA sheriff’s department apologizes for post sympathizing with Iran victims
Department said message saying ‘our hearts go out to the victims and families impacted’ by strikes was ‘offensive’
www.theguardian.com
June 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Man, The Onion really nailed it with this one.
... Oh. Well fuck me.
... Oh. Well fuck me.
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
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My bad video game habit is playing the first hour or so of something until I get past all the tutorials, deciding I'm not in the mood to play it right now and setting it aside, then coming back months later and not remembering anything I learned in the tutorials but being too stubborn to replay them
January 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
My bad video game habit is playing the first hour or so of something until I get past all the tutorials, deciding I'm not in the mood to play it right now and setting it aside, then coming back months later and not remembering anything I learned in the tutorials but being too stubborn to replay them
just got possibly the best news ever: the "new" VP of Operations, who was 100% creating a hostile work environment and I was just trying to find evidence of anti-trans discrimination, has apparently *quit*.
Now to convince them that I can do her job.
Now to convince them that I can do her job.
December 28, 2024 at 7:02 PM
just got possibly the best news ever: the "new" VP of Operations, who was 100% creating a hostile work environment and I was just trying to find evidence of anti-trans discrimination, has apparently *quit*.
Now to convince them that I can do her job.
Now to convince them that I can do her job.
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Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
December 14, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Fuck it. Trans folks need MATERIAL SUPPORT.
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
@distributeaid.org is launching an HRT Harm Reduction Toolkit that provides 1 year of medical supplies needed to take injection-based HRT. We were planning to go live in January, but I'm not waiting.
Fund the kits here: distributeaid.org/hrt-harm-red...
this should radicalize you if you somehow weren't already
December 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM
this should radicalize you if you somehow weren't already
oh not just an earthquake, also a tsunami warning. shit. I hope everyone is okay.
December 5, 2024 at 6:52 PM
oh not just an earthquake, also a tsunami warning. shit. I hope everyone is okay.
looking at a hose with multiple kinks: yeah this needs to be way more vanilla
November 24, 2024 at 7:28 PM
looking at a hose with multiple kinks: yeah this needs to be way more vanilla
me, right after waking up: *stumbles to the bathroom before getting dressed*
my dog: I knew it. The walk was a lie. You never intended to walk me. Mother, I cannot live with this betrayal. You are terrible, mother.
my dog: I knew it. The walk was a lie. You never intended to walk me. Mother, I cannot live with this betrayal. You are terrible, mother.
November 24, 2024 at 5:42 PM
me, right after waking up: *stumbles to the bathroom before getting dressed*
my dog: I knew it. The walk was a lie. You never intended to walk me. Mother, I cannot live with this betrayal. You are terrible, mother.
my dog: I knew it. The walk was a lie. You never intended to walk me. Mother, I cannot live with this betrayal. You are terrible, mother.
oh cool the top of my foot is cramping. so much for doing my job today, thanks hormones. wonder how my conservative boss would react if I said I had to go early because my period was making it too difficult to work.
November 23, 2024 at 1:35 AM
oh cool the top of my foot is cramping. so much for doing my job today, thanks hormones. wonder how my conservative boss would react if I said I had to go early because my period was making it too difficult to work.
Sigh. Pretty sure I'm dealing with a hostile work environment, and this is just not the time for that kind of stress in my life. Literally constant anxiety about getting another email from her and how demeaning it's going to be this time.
November 13, 2024 at 8:33 PM
Sigh. Pretty sure I'm dealing with a hostile work environment, and this is just not the time for that kind of stress in my life. Literally constant anxiety about getting another email from her and how demeaning it's going to be this time.
Figures that for my first time back to the Renaissance Faire in 5 years that I would almost faint. Kinda forgot that I hadn't had a lot of food when I was laced into my bodice, and on top of that it was my first time actually wearing a bodice, and yeah my body wasn't happy with that.
October 22, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Figures that for my first time back to the Renaissance Faire in 5 years that I would almost faint. Kinda forgot that I hadn't had a lot of food when I was laced into my bodice, and on top of that it was my first time actually wearing a bodice, and yeah my body wasn't happy with that.
current game that helps me forget to go to bed: tiny rogues and a splash of nordic ashes
October 19, 2024 at 7:52 AM
current game that helps me forget to go to bed: tiny rogues and a splash of nordic ashes