Can of Corn
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GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
April 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
GOP - *gerrymanders*
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
DEMS - hey stop that no fair
GOP - *gerrymanders even more*
DEMS - we mean it we’re gonna sue
SCOTUS - *legalizes gerrymandering completely*
DEMS - *start gerrymandering*
GOP - HEY STOP THAT NO FAIR!!!! 😭
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Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."
April 12, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Kaine: "You don't sucker punch somebody in a bar and then blame your buddies when they don't join the fight with you. If the president wanted the support of allies, he should've respected them instead of putting tariffs on their economies and trash talking them."
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Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.
April 5, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.
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Trump just told Fox reporter Trey Yingst he’s “considering blowing everything up and taking over the oil” if Iran doesn’t make a deal “fast”—while claiming he expects to be able to get a deal with Iran as soon as…tomorrow. Here we go again…
Another beautiful Easter message from the President who loves Jesus with all his heart and soul.
April 5, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Trump just told Fox reporter Trey Yingst he’s “considering blowing everything up and taking over the oil” if Iran doesn’t make a deal “fast”—while claiming he expects to be able to get a deal with Iran as soon as…tomorrow. Here we go again…
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25th Amendment.
Articles of Impeachment.
Now.
What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?
Articles of Impeachment.
Now.
What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?
April 5, 2026 at 5:01 PM
25th Amendment.
Articles of Impeachment.
Now.
What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?
Articles of Impeachment.
Now.
What the hell else do you gutless, partisan fools need to see happen? What elze does he need to say? What else?
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The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
April 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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BARKLEY: “Some of the stuff that’s happening to immigrants in our country right now is really unfortunate and unfair. Immigrants built this country. We should admire them and respect them.” 🇺🇸
March 30, 2026 at 2:58 AM
BARKLEY: “Some of the stuff that’s happening to immigrants in our country right now is really unfortunate and unfair. Immigrants built this country. We should admire them and respect them.” 🇺🇸
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War isn’t a joke.
March 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
War isn’t a joke.
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Voss: If Trump cured cancer, would you say he was wasting his time?
Meiselas: No, I would say that’s great. But if he spread cancer, I would say that’s bad.
Meiselas: No, I would say that’s great. But if he spread cancer, I would say that’s bad.
March 29, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Voss: If Trump cured cancer, would you say he was wasting his time?
Meiselas: No, I would say that’s great. But if he spread cancer, I would say that’s bad.
Meiselas: No, I would say that’s great. But if he spread cancer, I would say that’s bad.
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I’m sure lots of single 70 year old men go to Disney World alone.
March 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I’m sure lots of single 70 year old men go to Disney World alone.
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Mockler: One day we've won, the next day there's negotiations, the next day we've won again. But there's the actual on the ground reality that we are mobilizing thousands of troops to the Middle East. We are asking for $200 billion for this war. And I don't know what are we getting for this.
March 25, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Mockler: One day we've won, the next day there's negotiations, the next day we've won again. But there's the actual on the ground reality that we are mobilizing thousands of troops to the Middle East. We are asking for $200 billion for this war. And I don't know what are we getting for this.
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“Why is the Strait of Hormuz not open if we’ve won?”
Watching @adammockler.com dog-walk 🐕 Scott Jennings never gets old.
(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
Watching @adammockler.com dog-walk 🐕 Scott Jennings never gets old.
(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
March 25, 2026 at 3:10 AM
“Why is the Strait of Hormuz not open if we’ve won?”
Watching @adammockler.com dog-walk 🐕 Scott Jennings never gets old.
(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
Watching @adammockler.com dog-walk 🐕 Scott Jennings never gets old.
(H/T @acyn.bsky.social )
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Early results in the Democratic primary show Jasmine Crockett leading with 53.9% of the vote, or 112,091 votes. James Talarico follows with 45.3% and 94,055 votes, while Ahmad Hassan has 0.8%.
Only about 8.5% of the expected vote has been counted.
#texas
Only about 8.5% of the expected vote has been counted.
#texas
March 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Early results in the Democratic primary show Jasmine Crockett leading with 53.9% of the vote, or 112,091 votes. James Talarico follows with 45.3% and 94,055 votes, while Ahmad Hassan has 0.8%.
Only about 8.5% of the expected vote has been counted.
#texas
Only about 8.5% of the expected vote has been counted.
#texas
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Even Matt Walsh isn’t buying it
March 3, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Even Matt Walsh isn’t buying it
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March 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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ROLLING STONE: “The damage from Miller’s grand designs are plain for all to see. Americans’ mistrust and hyper-partisanship has grown only more poisonous. The country feels like a tinder box and Miller, and ICE are running around with lit matches.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
January 31, 2026 at 4:49 PM
ROLLING STONE: “The damage from Miller’s grand designs are plain for all to see. Americans’ mistrust and hyper-partisanship has grown only more poisonous. The country feels like a tinder box and Miller, and ICE are running around with lit matches.” www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...
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Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."
January 31, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Buttigieg on Fox News: "When you see an American woman opening the door to her home and on her doorstep finds half a dozen federal agents in tactical gear that is more tricked out than what I would take outside the wire in Afghanistan -- I think most people get that that is wrong."
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“I was raped three times a day and I wasn’t the only girl. It was a conveyor belt of abuse.”
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
“I was raped three times a day and I wasn’t the only girl. It was a conveyor belt of abuse.”
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
#TrumpEpsteinCoverUp
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Worth every second
January 15, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Worth every second
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Thank you to every single one of you who have made this campaign possible.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Thank you to every single one of you who have made this campaign possible.