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Canadian expat in Australia. Meningioma survivor.
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Trump’s moronic approach to US trading partners is the same one he used when he was young and had a hotdog stand and a long line of customers. One day, Trump pulled down his diapers and sprayed shit all over his customers. The next day, he wondered why his customers were all gone
August 25, 2026 at 4:42 AM
The real FLOTUS
August 21, 2026 at 3:46 AM
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
With Gilligan
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his wife,
The movie star
The Professor and Mary Ann,
Here on Cannibal Isle
June 26, 2026 at 9:45 AM
June 18, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Labor Modelling
June 18, 2026 at 11:18 PM
June 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Literally and figuratively. He was conceived through a one night stand with an Italian steward. And continues to cement his reputation by lying and consorting with terrorists.
June 18, 2026 at 11:15 PM
@albomp.bsky.social has a new strategy to fight OneNation
June 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
@albomp.bsky.social is objectively the whiniest, most destructive and incompetent PM in Australian history.
May 24, 2026 at 11:16 AM
May 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Keep calling him
#PresidentPiggy
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
America must be so proud of their dictator president with dementia and sloshing diapers that is also a pedophile and sex trafficker. #DiapersAndDementia
October 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Mormon Jesus is a capitalist Jesus that loves money and Trump. Biblical Jesus is just a goddamn socialist, helping the poor instead of robbing them!
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 AM
When Russell M Nelson became Mormon president, his first act was to ban the word Mormon because of a decades old grudge against Gordon B Hinkley over the word.

Dallin Oaks conference talk about slowing down Temple announcements makes me wonder if he and Nelson disagreed about his temple numbers
October 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗠 𝗡𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡
Narcissist Nelson loved telling self-aggrandising lies, even about his career and the church’s $200 billion mammon hoard
September 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗠 𝗡𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡
Narcissist Nelson loved telling self-aggrandising lies
September 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗦 𝗢𝗙 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗢𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗠 𝗡𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡
Narcissist Nelson loved telling self-aggrandising lies
September 30, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Well, we can already see the direction that Dallin Oaks is going to take the Mormon church. His legacy will be anti-trans.
September 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The next few years will be hell on LBGT church members. Next in line for being fake prophet is Dallin Oaks who has spent his entire life taking away equal rights from the LGBT community.
September 28, 2025 at 9:14 AM
What do you think about the new White House painting?
August 19, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Like Donald Trump, @gavinnewsom.bsky.social has taken a ketchup pack for America.
August 18, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Trump is off the #NobelPrize list, but at least he is still on the #EpsteinList
August 17, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The entire world is waiting
August 17, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Trump is a sick pathetic loser
August 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
TRUMP’S MEETING WITH PUTIN WAS A PATHETIC FAILURE. NOT ONLY DID HE PROVE HE IS WEAK, HE SHOWED THE WORLD HOW WEAK AMERICA HAS BECOME UNDER HIS INEPT FASCISM
August 16, 2025 at 1:25 PM