Tom Evans / Captain Canuck
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Tom Evans / Captain Canuck
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Tom Evans explored a crash site & was empowered by the alien artifact found there. He became Captain Canuck, champion of the oppressed & exploited
// Haven’t played it myself, but people these days tend to be highly critical of anything that isn’t 100% mind blowing amazing. If it isn’t game of the year worthy, it ain’t worth shit. That kind of mentality.

Sometimes a fun game can just be a fun game.
September 30, 2026 at 2:45 AM
“Depends on where you are in Canada, but I remember back in my home of Flin Flon, it got pretty chilly too. One year we we had snow consistently for 8 months. Probably not nearly as cold as you’re used to.

But I will admit, it was a fun time to play hockey by the lake.”
June 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
“Never said we were. But my point still stands. Important to stay warm in harsh conditions. Especially if you’re on an important mission…

…a hot drink works. Maybe a coffee.”
June 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
“Although honestly, I don’t mind the cold. It never bothered me anyways.”
June 26, 2026 at 6:02 PM
// During his time in Afghanistan, Tom would sneak off and protect citizens from rogue mercenary groups and war-profiteers.

During this time, people would call him Sur Suray.
June 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
// In all honesty, should have given Trump the ol’ Shawinigan Handshake
June 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
// Voiceclaim: Kris Holden-Ried
June 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
// I like this idea. I also like the idea that his idea and portrayal of what Canada is purely based on stereotypes.

Maybe he watched South Park clips as research
June 3, 2026 at 7:08 PM
And I know many of them would just reply ‘at least they know who we are’, as if public recognition is what matters when being a hero
June 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
// Captain Canuck is incredibly strong. He was able to hold up the upper half of the CN Tower, and throw it at an invading alien ship
May 26, 2026 at 5:16 AM
// Captain Canuck has had many intergalactic battles and adventures as well, often facing off against alien threats
May 26, 2026 at 3:11 AM
// Then again, this isn’t saying much
May 26, 2026 at 3:07 AM