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(on a date with a guy who might be a termite)

date: i’ll have the house salad
July 3, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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Technically, they’re Remains now.
A fifth of Leave voters have died.
June 24, 2026 at 4:26 PM
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Team USA Curler Rich Ruohonen:
"We'd be remiss if we didn't at least mention what's going on in Minnesota...I am a lawyer, as you know, and we have a constitution... and what's happening in Minnesota is wrong. There's no shades of gray. It's clear."
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Disturbingly detailed analysis of my first rewatch incoming
February 9, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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incredible story about a little Australian boy who swam 4km/2.5m back to shore after his family got washed out to sea on watercraft. he made it to shore (the equivalent of running 2 marathons) just in time to send rescuers to save them
Mother says sending son to swim 4km for help 'one of the hardest decisions'
A WA mother says asking her teenage son to swim four kilometres through rough seas to get help after their family was swept out to sea, was "one of the hardest decisions" she has ever made.
www.abc.net.au
February 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
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Why? Because violent misogyny is a highly effective bonding agent among men & it works across all the other boundaries that divide men against each other: class, race, religion, even sexuality.

To build a global elite network among men, the fastest & strongest bond to create is "bros before hoes."
January 31, 2026 at 1:06 PM
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So good
January 31, 2026 at 5:10 AM
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It's near-white out conditions in Chicago as the snow comes down, and tonight's anti-ICE/CBP rally is wrapping up in front of city hall.

But not before the crowd bounces and chants, "I believe that we will win!"
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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bars
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win.
this photo. minneapolis. 💜

📷️ Alex Kormann/Star Tribune
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
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I just looked up the story Chad is referencing here, and I'm speechless.
January 11, 2026 at 3:23 AM
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What is happening to his Nintendo GameCube tho
January 10, 2026 at 4:42 AM
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On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.
Renee Macklin Good’s wife says she ‘nurtured kindness’
On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.
www.mprnews.org
January 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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I love her
January 2, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Happy Christmas Adam! Eat some ribs and celebrate 4 extra seconds of daylight today.
December 24, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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If a holiday tradition makes your autistic child (or self) miserable or unsettled, try to opt out. Please.

I know change can be hard. And it can be especially difficult to let go of how things "should" be. But if taking a picture with Santa or lighting a menorah isn't realistic, that's OK. #autism
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Holy fuck, am I reading this correctly? Are they going to do a single-blind RCT (i.e., some babies will get placebo instead of HepB vax and their parents won't know)??? This seems insanely unethical, like Tuskegee levels of unethical public-inspection.federalregister.gov/2025-23245.pdf
December 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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“Dutch people cycle an average of 2.6km each per day. If this pattern was replicated worldwide, annual carbon emissions would drop by 686 million tonnes.

This mammoth figure exceeds the entire carbon footprint of most countries, including the UK, Canada, Saudi Arabia and Australia.” @euronews.com
Cycling like the Dutch would slash the world’s carbon footprint
If everybody cycled like the Dutch, we could offset the UK or Australia’s entire carbon footprint.
www.euronews.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:01 PM