@captaincrazyglu.bsky.social
Listen here, Broly:
If I had to sit next to cryin’ ass Kakarot the whole time, I’d rage too
If I had to sit next to cryin’ ass Kakarot the whole time, I’d rage too
September 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Listen here, Broly:
If I had to sit next to cryin’ ass Kakarot the whole time, I’d rage too
If I had to sit next to cryin’ ass Kakarot the whole time, I’d rage too
I just wanna let y’all know that I’ve told several folks in the past couple of days “I said what I said” and it feels great
September 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I just wanna let y’all know that I’ve told several folks in the past couple of days “I said what I said” and it feels great
S/O to everyone who has been working hard this year
September 7, 2026 at 4:54 PM
S/O to everyone who has been working hard this year
You guys.
I’ve been fucking up some Trail Mix lately, can’t get enough of the stuff!
I’ve been fucking up some Trail Mix lately, can’t get enough of the stuff!
September 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
You guys.
I’ve been fucking up some Trail Mix lately, can’t get enough of the stuff!
I’ve been fucking up some Trail Mix lately, can’t get enough of the stuff!
People dying over green chile and dudes locking their kids in the car while they dance at Dirty Bourbon just means that the Albuquerque Summer is ending
September 7, 2026 at 4:53 PM
People dying over green chile and dudes locking their kids in the car while they dance at Dirty Bourbon just means that the Albuquerque Summer is ending
I’m upset that I may never be around for Final Fantasy XXX
September 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
I’m upset that I may never be around for Final Fantasy XXX
Listen: if I get one more Silver Alert tonight because someone left the door open and their abuela decided to go on a stroll, we gonna talk!!!
September 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Listen: if I get one more Silver Alert tonight because someone left the door open and their abuela decided to go on a stroll, we gonna talk!!!
If the last couple months haven’t told you anything: motherfuckers don’t give a fuck about these kids 🤷🏾♂️
September 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
If the last couple months haven’t told you anything: motherfuckers don’t give a fuck about these kids 🤷🏾♂️
My goal now is to work hard enough to where I can earn the right to only listen to Vacation Rap
September 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
My goal now is to work hard enough to where I can earn the right to only listen to Vacation Rap
There are people out there eating Chocobo Meat and that don’t sit right with me
May 18, 2026 at 5:31 PM
There are people out there eating Chocobo Meat and that don’t sit right with me
If I got time to be bitter, then I got time to be better
May 9, 2026 at 7:23 PM
If I got time to be bitter, then I got time to be better
Be the person that the people that inspired you would be proud of
May 9, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Be the person that the people that inspired you would be proud of
I just passed a dude that looked like Ed Sheeran and I said : “Damn that dude looks like Fred Armisen.”
May 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I just passed a dude that looked like Ed Sheeran and I said : “Damn that dude looks like Fred Armisen.”
Luigi’s Italian Ice, you think you slick
You just a fancy ass Push Pop
You just a fancy ass Push Pop
May 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Luigi’s Italian Ice, you think you slick
You just a fancy ass Push Pop
You just a fancy ass Push Pop
If you really think about it, Castlevania and JJBA are the same thing
May 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
If you really think about it, Castlevania and JJBA are the same thing
Alright, time for some more words from your favorite dopey protagonist
May 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Alright, time for some more words from your favorite dopey protagonist
I broke up with a girl named Ruth.
Now I’m Ruthless.
Now I’m Ruthless.
March 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
I broke up with a girl named Ruth.
Now I’m Ruthless.
Now I’m Ruthless.
Words of the day:
If I got time to be bitter, I got time to be better.
If I got time to be bitter, I got time to be better.
March 11, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Words of the day:
If I got time to be bitter, I got time to be better.
If I got time to be bitter, I got time to be better.
Haven’t been trusting people with ABSURD amounts of money for YEARS
So this ain’t new 🤷🏾♂️
So this ain’t new 🤷🏾♂️
February 26, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Haven’t been trusting people with ABSURD amounts of money for YEARS
So this ain’t new 🤷🏾♂️
So this ain’t new 🤷🏾♂️
The greatest trick the Devil has ever pulled is putting a dispensery next to a police vehicle fueling station
February 26, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The greatest trick the Devil has ever pulled is putting a dispensery next to a police vehicle fueling station
Listen here, you fucks:
Prometheus isn’t getting his liver eaten for all of eternity just so that y’all can say everything is 🔥 all the time
Prometheus isn’t getting his liver eaten for all of eternity just so that y’all can say everything is 🔥 all the time
February 26, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Listen here, you fucks:
Prometheus isn’t getting his liver eaten for all of eternity just so that y’all can say everything is 🔥 all the time
Prometheus isn’t getting his liver eaten for all of eternity just so that y’all can say everything is 🔥 all the time
Fuck a Zodiac sign
I wanna know your build on Elden Ring
I wanna know your build on Elden Ring
February 26, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Fuck a Zodiac sign
I wanna know your build on Elden Ring
I wanna know your build on Elden Ring
The Swine Flu is when a cop gives you a cold before they shoot you
February 26, 2026 at 6:13 PM
The Swine Flu is when a cop gives you a cold before they shoot you