Captain Dolphineas Poppy 🇨🇦
@captainpoppy.bsky.social
Fictional Sea Captain, raconteur and shanty slaughterer.
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😂 That's exactly how I feel
September 6, 2026 at 8:46 AM
😂 That's exactly how I feel
I work nights because at my age between coffee, meditation and daily excercise, it takes me 1.5 hours to just start my day regulated and flexiable and awake. In a couple of years I'll retire so I can deadicate 3 hours in the process of waking up at the speed I enjoy.
August 5, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I work nights because at my age between coffee, meditation and daily excercise, it takes me 1.5 hours to just start my day regulated and flexiable and awake. In a couple of years I'll retire so I can deadicate 3 hours in the process of waking up at the speed I enjoy.
The grapes I make my cooking wine with are popping out on my garage/workshop and the herb garden and berries are happy. Birds are chirping and my coffee's hot. I should cut the lawn in the back yard but ill go surfing instead. I am very greatfull.
August 2, 2026 at 12:20 PM
The grapes I make my cooking wine with are popping out on my garage/workshop and the herb garden and berries are happy. Birds are chirping and my coffee's hot. I should cut the lawn in the back yard but ill go surfing instead. I am very greatfull.
I love that when I come home from surfing, my mind some how happily places surfing in the acomplished task area. "I surfed all day, so now I get to have a treat and chill, no lawn for you sir". Lol, always listen to that voice.
July 26, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I love that when I come home from surfing, my mind some how happily places surfing in the acomplished task area. "I surfed all day, so now I get to have a treat and chill, no lawn for you sir". Lol, always listen to that voice.
Well, berries are free for about the next month or so now while I "shop" in my backyard.
July 22, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Well, berries are free for about the next month or so now while I "shop" in my backyard.
I enjoy a nice near beer, but its even better with a shot of Tequila in it, I find.
July 8, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I enjoy a nice near beer, but its even better with a shot of Tequila in it, I find.
I feel that i am a orange, white, grey, black and auburn coloured sea otter. Thank you for your attention in this matter and good day.
June 1, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I feel that i am a orange, white, grey, black and auburn coloured sea otter. Thank you for your attention in this matter and good day.
The big paper show is coming and the Captain has treasures to move!
May 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The big paper show is coming and the Captain has treasures to move!
Oooo yhe paper show is is soon and I have some vintage paper and posters that need new homes!
April 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Oooo yhe paper show is is soon and I have some vintage paper and posters that need new homes!
Sorry I been away, mostly noodling on my guitar, is he dead yet?
April 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Sorry I been away, mostly noodling on my guitar, is he dead yet?
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Is it no wonder that in this surrealistic time that cartoonists are nailing it better than anyone!!!
April 4, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Is it no wonder that in this surrealistic time that cartoonists are nailing it better than anyone!!!
How to collect coins.
Drive a small car or hybrid/ eletric truck. When you see old metal thrown out on your travels pick it up. Take the metal to the salvage yard and buy an old silver coin with it. Once a year, dress like a pirate and play with your coins. This coin represents 400 lbs of steel. Lol
Drive a small car or hybrid/ eletric truck. When you see old metal thrown out on your travels pick it up. Take the metal to the salvage yard and buy an old silver coin with it. Once a year, dress like a pirate and play with your coins. This coin represents 400 lbs of steel. Lol
March 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
How to collect coins.
Drive a small car or hybrid/ eletric truck. When you see old metal thrown out on your travels pick it up. Take the metal to the salvage yard and buy an old silver coin with it. Once a year, dress like a pirate and play with your coins. This coin represents 400 lbs of steel. Lol
Drive a small car or hybrid/ eletric truck. When you see old metal thrown out on your travels pick it up. Take the metal to the salvage yard and buy an old silver coin with it. Once a year, dress like a pirate and play with your coins. This coin represents 400 lbs of steel. Lol
I am kind of over the moon about my latest thrift treasure. I set sail today in the good sloop Seaward ( my hybrid maverick) and found this treasure that's perfect for the vintage paper show this May.
March 28, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I am kind of over the moon about my latest thrift treasure. I set sail today in the good sloop Seaward ( my hybrid maverick) and found this treasure that's perfect for the vintage paper show this May.
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Trump's legacy will be a worldwide recession and endless suffering.
TT: endofnewsnetwork
TT: endofnewsnetwork
March 23, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Trump's legacy will be a worldwide recession and endless suffering.
TT: endofnewsnetwork
TT: endofnewsnetwork
Ok its an engraving from an older well used plate likely. Ok its water damaged. But dear god its a Rembrandt van Rijn, I thrifted a Rembrandt. Has to be Captain Poppy's treasure of the month, no?
March 9, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Ok its an engraving from an older well used plate likely. Ok its water damaged. But dear god its a Rembrandt van Rijn, I thrifted a Rembrandt. Has to be Captain Poppy's treasure of the month, no?
Forgive me but I have be given a mission to only reply to comments in Sponge Bob gifs. By me. I give myself this mission. Because... so there.
March 6, 2026 at 6:16 AM
Forgive me but I have be given a mission to only reply to comments in Sponge Bob gifs. By me. I give myself this mission. Because... so there.
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So President Bone Spurs has begun the Epstein War.
February 28, 2026 at 10:34 AM
So President Bone Spurs has begun the Epstein War.
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One of me surf spots. No winter waves today, plus my daughter says I'm not to surf when there's ice on the rocks. Still a damn pretty ocean and I can't stay away and keep sane.
February 16, 2026 at 8:58 PM
One of me surf spots. No winter waves today, plus my daughter says I'm not to surf when there's ice on the rocks. Still a damn pretty ocean and I can't stay away and keep sane.
A poem, ahem
Once
Once there was a lanky old man who loved all black birds and sea weasels. Every morning when he woke up he continued to dream of the ocean. True story.
By Captain Dolphineas Poppy
Once
Once there was a lanky old man who loved all black birds and sea weasels. Every morning when he woke up he continued to dream of the ocean. True story.
By Captain Dolphineas Poppy
February 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
A poem, ahem
Once
Once there was a lanky old man who loved all black birds and sea weasels. Every morning when he woke up he continued to dream of the ocean. True story.
By Captain Dolphineas Poppy
Once
Once there was a lanky old man who loved all black birds and sea weasels. Every morning when he woke up he continued to dream of the ocean. True story.
By Captain Dolphineas Poppy