Friends, I was NOT prepared. The wait staff were wearing suits. Classical music and plush chairs. A 50€ king crab entree on the first page of the menu.

I had my wet hair stuffed in a boonie hat and was wearing shorts and Birkenstocks. Nobody said a thing, but god, I should've worn a nicer shirt 😭

Happy book birthday! That's a good way to celebrate.

So if I ever win some sort of jackpot that allows me to have a house built to my exact specifications, I'll be opting for the heat pump with the cooling option instead. I like being able to sleep, thank you very much...

Alternatively, a Hobbit hole.