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I used to be on Twitter, just like you.
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Seems to be the current mood this week
September 17, 2026 at 9:05 PM
"bring four quarts of water to a boil" bitch you mean a gallon???
August 24, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Wait what if Mitch McConnell really isn't dead but he hears about Lindsey Graham and it pushes him over the edge
July 12, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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Anime Expo performance art
July 3, 2026 at 9:15 PM
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Posts like this are way more likely to result in one of your followers killing themselves than in one of your followers shooting a Nazi. Don’t buy guns!
The second amendment can be hard to defend because when things are going even moderately all right, you do not need to own a gun

When shit like this starts happening, though, it's a damn good right to have
A Warning for America: White Nationalists 'Taking Notes' on Belfast Race Riots www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/a-warning-...
June 12, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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do u see the vision
June 6, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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I wish you well in your adult literacy journey
May 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Sure you could do that. If you're some kind of fucking freak.
July 29, 2025 at 7:57 AM
There should be an emoji that is universally understood to mean "I have diarrhea"
May 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Me earlier today: Air's thick. Storm's a'comin.

Me now: Damn my powers of pattern recognition are truly second to none
May 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. I did it again. Yeah. I went overboard at the Joann Fabrics closing sale.
April 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I'm so jealous of her when she's sleeping in her flower
April 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
When you die you have to read every tab you left open to "read later" before you can enter heaven. The Catholics call this "purgatory" because you are "purging" your web browser.
April 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sleepy child hours
April 10, 2025 at 5:30 AM
[looking at hat patterns] I have got to move north
April 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My BlueSky feed is a much scarier place than my Twitter feed. In that it actually has news.
March 20, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Jesus said, "Suffer the little children," and I do. I suffer them every day.
March 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
These cats come up to me – very big, fat cats, some of the fattest cats you've ever seen – and they had tears in their eyes. And they said to me, they said, "Mr. Trump, sir, we've never been fed in our whole lives."
February 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I'm tired of hearing, "Only 5% of the ocean floor is explored," and "We don't even know what's down there." I don't think that's true anymore. I think we pretty much figured it out. I know what's down there. A bunch of fucked up fish.
February 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Me: They should come up with a perfume that takes away smell instead of adding new ones
The negative voices in my head trying to sabotage my happiness: I think that's called "soap"
February 7, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I think I would be pretty easy to manipulate emotionally if anyone cared to try
February 4, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Does anyone else think Mark Zuckerberg's right wing turn is a cover for how dogshit Facebook Messenger is now?
February 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Michaels discontinuing Loops & Threads Soft & Shiny yarn.... Joanns not a single pink 1/4" ribbon in stock...... Economic disaster is already here
February 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
February 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM