David E.J. Berger
@carljunior.bsky.social
I make TV. #RootsOfComedy #MurderMountain #PhatTuesdays #NumberOneOnTheCallSheet
I think it’s really gonna happen this time, the calls are on the company dime…
Also host a tennis betting podcast: @mp9tennis.bsky.social
I think it’s really gonna happen this time, the calls are on the company dime…
Also host a tennis betting podcast: @mp9tennis.bsky.social
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David E.J. Berger
@carljunior.bsky.social
· May 17
Paul McCartney played “Coming Up” on SNL. Best moment on TV this year.
The AI existential crisis isn’t sentient takeover. It’s AI destroying our planet for the sake of memes for hacks.
Now You Know The More You Know PSA
ALT: Now You Know The More You Know PSA
static.klipy.com
September 27, 2026 at 1:50 AM
The AI existential crisis isn’t sentient takeover. It’s AI destroying our planet for the sake of memes for hacks.
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You can’t be doing AI when I’m doing this shit! Grow up! Learn a trade!
July 26, 2026 at 2:18 AM
You can’t be doing AI when I’m doing this shit! Grow up! Learn a trade!
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Host @carljunior.bsky.social did a great job in his Y2! The raffle prizes were fantastic - wish I spent a ticket on the Shaq bobblehead. 😅
Scoring the Luc Robitaille signed puck was a delight, the 2002 Red Wings were the greatest HOF assembly ever.
Way to support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
Scoring the Luc Robitaille signed puck was a delight, the 2002 Red Wings were the greatest HOF assembly ever.
Way to support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
July 19, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Host @carljunior.bsky.social did a great job in his Y2! The raffle prizes were fantastic - wish I spent a ticket on the Shaq bobblehead. 😅
Scoring the Luc Robitaille signed puck was a delight, the 2002 Red Wings were the greatest HOF assembly ever.
Way to support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
Scoring the Luc Robitaille signed puck was a delight, the 2002 Red Wings were the greatest HOF assembly ever.
Way to support @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social!
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Massive shout out to @carljunior.bsky.social for an incredible LA Live SFB16 draft. He organized an awesome draft day out in the SoCal sun.
Big thanks for the homie @lizloza.bsky.social for coming thru too. She always brings the good times with her.
Big thanks for the homie @lizloza.bsky.social for coming thru too. She always brings the good times with her.
July 19, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Massive shout out to @carljunior.bsky.social for an incredible LA Live SFB16 draft. He organized an awesome draft day out in the SoCal sun.
Big thanks for the homie @lizloza.bsky.social for coming thru too. She always brings the good times with her.
Big thanks for the homie @lizloza.bsky.social for coming thru too. She always brings the good times with her.
July 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
July 18, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It all comes down to TODAY!!
The #SFB16 Los Angeles Live Draft is now under 2 and half hours from 1st pick!
It’s will be EPIC and someone is going to win 2 $500 tickets to Rams or Chargers thanks to @seatgeek.bsky.social!
Live at Arts District Brewing in DTLA!!
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
The #SFB16 Los Angeles Live Draft is now under 2 and half hours from 1st pick!
It’s will be EPIC and someone is going to win 2 $500 tickets to Rams or Chargers thanks to @seatgeek.bsky.social!
Live at Arts District Brewing in DTLA!!
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
July 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
It all comes down to TODAY!!
The #SFB16 Los Angeles Live Draft is now under 2 and half hours from 1st pick!
It’s will be EPIC and someone is going to win 2 $500 tickets to Rams or Chargers thanks to @seatgeek.bsky.social!
Live at Arts District Brewing in DTLA!!
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
The #SFB16 Los Angeles Live Draft is now under 2 and half hours from 1st pick!
It’s will be EPIC and someone is going to win 2 $500 tickets to Rams or Chargers thanks to @seatgeek.bsky.social!
Live at Arts District Brewing in DTLA!!
@fantasycaresorg.bsky.social
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One day away from #SFBLA!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
July 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
One day away from #SFBLA!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
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One day away from #SFBLA!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
July 17, 2026 at 2:40 PM
One day away from #SFBLA!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
How many of you in last year’s picture will be back for tomorrow’s draft?
Very grateful to @scottfish.bsky.social & @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social for another opportunity to compete and @carljunior.bsky.social for running the event at #ArtsDistrictBrewing.
See you there!!
Ready or Not 2 was pretty mid but this is fucking iconic…
July 6, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Ready or Not 2 was pretty mid but this is fucking iconic…
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I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
July 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Pasadena losing Nikki C’s is a travesty. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
June 27, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Pasadena losing Nikki C’s is a travesty. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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tracking my conveyor belt sushi
June 25, 2026 at 3:23 AM
tracking my conveyor belt sushi
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I haven’t seen a Darwin come on against Cabo Verde since the second voyage of the HMS Beagle in 1832 taught him the immense scale of geologic time.
June 21, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I haven’t seen a Darwin come on against Cabo Verde since the second voyage of the HMS Beagle in 1832 taught him the immense scale of geologic time.
Paul McCartney played “Coming Up” on SNL. Best moment on TV this year.
May 17, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Paul McCartney played “Coming Up” on SNL. Best moment on TV this year.
Reposted by David E.J. Berger
this is where corey kispert's experience getting blown out as a wizard will be important
May 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
this is where corey kispert's experience getting blown out as a wizard will be important
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haven’t gotten an invite yet to #SFB16?
one of the easiest is join the free fantasycares.org/discord
another spot up for grabs there currently
(our friends at @4for4football.bsky.social are giving one away in their discord as well. join both and double your shot)
one of the easiest is join the free fantasycares.org/discord
another spot up for grabs there currently
(our friends at @4for4football.bsky.social are giving one away in their discord as well. join both and double your shot)
April 30, 2026 at 10:03 PM
haven’t gotten an invite yet to #SFB16?
one of the easiest is join the free fantasycares.org/discord
another spot up for grabs there currently
(our friends at @4for4football.bsky.social are giving one away in their discord as well. join both and double your shot)
one of the easiest is join the free fantasycares.org/discord
another spot up for grabs there currently
(our friends at @4for4football.bsky.social are giving one away in their discord as well. join both and double your shot)
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Tonight @ 8:30 PM, the Game Changers launches the #SFB series with @scottfish.bsky.social, creator of the Scott Fish Bowl & founder of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social. A conversation about live drafts, new scoring, community, & the movement that changed fantasy football.
www.youtube.com/live/YaVa3Ye...
www.youtube.com/live/YaVa3Ye...
Scott Fish: Creator of SFB on Charity, Community, Live Drafts, and the Future of Fantasy Football
YouTube video by The Sports Affiliation
www.youtube.com
April 29, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Tonight @ 8:30 PM, the Game Changers launches the #SFB series with @scottfish.bsky.social, creator of the Scott Fish Bowl & founder of @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social. A conversation about live drafts, new scoring, community, & the movement that changed fantasy football.
www.youtube.com/live/YaVa3Ye...
www.youtube.com/live/YaVa3Ye...
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Ben Shapiro is an idiot's idea of an intellectual.
April 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Ben Shapiro is an idiot's idea of an intellectual.
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Hey Southern California #FantasyFootball fans!
The annual Scott Fish Bowl event is looking to fill live draft divisions - based on Super Mario.
You can help raise money for charity by donating to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social campaigns and buying raffle tickets at the draft.
Sign up!⬇️
The annual Scott Fish Bowl event is looking to fill live draft divisions - based on Super Mario.
You can help raise money for charity by donating to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social campaigns and buying raffle tickets at the draft.
Sign up!⬇️
April 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Hey Southern California #FantasyFootball fans!
The annual Scott Fish Bowl event is looking to fill live draft divisions - based on Super Mario.
You can help raise money for charity by donating to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social campaigns and buying raffle tickets at the draft.
Sign up!⬇️
The annual Scott Fish Bowl event is looking to fill live draft divisions - based on Super Mario.
You can help raise money for charity by donating to @fantasycaresorg.bsky.social campaigns and buying raffle tickets at the draft.
Sign up!⬇️
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🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
Exclusive: ICE Glasses
Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence inside the U.S.
www.kenklippenstein.com
April 20, 2026 at 11:35 PM
🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...
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Listen to this crowd pop
Buffalo goal!
Scored by Mattias Samuelsson with 03:24 remaining in the 3rd period.
Assisted by Jack Quinn.
Buffalo: 3
Boston: 2
#BOSvsBUF #LetsGoBuffalo #NHLBruins
Scored by Mattias Samuelsson with 03:24 remaining in the 3rd period.
Assisted by Jack Quinn.
Buffalo: 3
Boston: 2
#BOSvsBUF #LetsGoBuffalo #NHLBruins
April 20, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Listen to this crowd pop
So every new movie has to be a horror movie now?
April 14, 2026 at 6:06 AM
So every new movie has to be a horror movie now?