Carlo Magliocco
@carlomagliocco.bsky.social
Big wheel down at the cracker factory.
Oh no, it's a Doppelfryer!
September 14, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Oh no, it's a Doppelfryer!
NOBODY LIKES MARTIN
September 12, 2026 at 6:00 PM
NOBODY LIKES MARTIN
I'm so glad I've no idea who this person is.
September 10, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I'm so glad I've no idea who this person is.
Thank you, mate. You know what, it was scary but it was okay however I now feel a bit battered. I'm getting there, though!
August 31, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Thank you, mate. You know what, it was scary but it was okay however I now feel a bit battered. I'm getting there, though!
My jaw may be swollen but my hair looks nice so I'm taking that as a win
August 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My jaw may be swollen but my hair looks nice so I'm taking that as a win
One reason you're awesome in my eyes is you've brought a lot of kindness, laughs and joy to people all over the globe that you'll never meet. The world is a better place because of you.
August 31, 2026 at 7:05 PM
One reason you're awesome in my eyes is you've brought a lot of kindness, laughs and joy to people all over the globe that you'll never meet. The world is a better place because of you.
My apologies, mate. I was gonna text but didn't have your number. In my defence, I couldn't have said hello, regardless!
August 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
My apologies, mate. I was gonna text but didn't have your number. In my defence, I couldn't have said hello, regardless!
I genuinely really needed that. Thank you ❤️
August 31, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I genuinely really needed that. Thank you ❤️
"Then I'm going to make you feel like you're a turkey fucker, Blowfeld. Why? Because I'm the big man and you're a shitheel, right?"
August 28, 2026 at 7:07 PM
"Then I'm going to make you feel like you're a turkey fucker, Blowfeld. Why? Because I'm the big man and you're a shitheel, right?"
I read this as Alan Johnson from Peep Show and I was like, hell's yeah.
August 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I read this as Alan Johnson from Peep Show and I was like, hell's yeah.
And up yours, if you've left your memory card plugged in.
August 27, 2026 at 10:08 PM
And up yours, if you've left your memory card plugged in.
It goes places, alright.
August 27, 2026 at 10:06 PM
It goes places, alright.
I see the "EVEN A ROMBUS" guy adding annexes with glee to the next thing I have to click through, as we speak
August 19, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I see the "EVEN A ROMBUS" guy adding annexes with glee to the next thing I have to click through, as we speak