CarlGLifts
@carlosgrisjamon.bsky.social
TRT | Fitness | Men's Health
Liverpool based, cynical thirty-something gym rat
tiktok.com/@carlglifts
Liverpool based, cynical thirty-something gym rat
tiktok.com/@carlglifts
If you guys think Ed Sheeran sucks now, wait until you hear some of his music
September 15, 2026 at 6:52 PM
If you guys think Ed Sheeran sucks now, wait until you hear some of his music
More points dropped to dross.
Midtable team unfortunately
Midtable team unfortunately
September 12, 2026 at 3:59 PM
More points dropped to dross.
Midtable team unfortunately
Midtable team unfortunately
8pm on a saturday during a World Cup and no game on.
Fake tournament
Fake tournament
June 27, 2026 at 7:19 PM
8pm on a saturday during a World Cup and no game on.
Fake tournament
Fake tournament
How have Uruguay crashed out of that group? 🤦♂️🤣
June 27, 2026 at 8:22 AM
How have Uruguay crashed out of that group? 🤦♂️🤣
Another scorcher of a morning here in the hottest summer of all time.
12 degrees and torrential rain.
Get the sun cream on guys
12 degrees and torrential rain.
Get the sun cream on guys
June 11, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Another scorcher of a morning here in the hottest summer of all time.
12 degrees and torrential rain.
Get the sun cream on guys
12 degrees and torrential rain.
Get the sun cream on guys
"Hottest summer ever."
Mid-June. 10 degrees. Pissing down.
Every year.
Mid-June. 10 degrees. Pissing down.
Every year.
June 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
"Hottest summer ever."
Mid-June. 10 degrees. Pissing down.
Every year.
Mid-June. 10 degrees. Pissing down.
Every year.
Yessss, let's fucking go!!!
May 30, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Yessss, let's fucking go!!!
If we're sticking with Slot then relegation is a solid bet for us next season. Our ppg since Feb last year suggests we're closer to it than competing for the title
May 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
If we're sticking with Slot then relegation is a solid bet for us next season. Our ppg since Feb last year suggests we're closer to it than competing for the title
Kick off delayed giving Slot more time to give another rip roaring super motivational pregame team ta- oh fuck,nvm, he's on TripAdvisor reading reviews of the all inclusive he's booked for next week
March 21, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Kick off delayed giving Slot more time to give another rip roaring super motivational pregame team ta- oh fuck,nvm, he's on TripAdvisor reading reviews of the all inclusive he's booked for next week
Reposted by CarlGLifts
I wonder if it might be that the Premier League has become a duff long throw grok low block set piece shit machine generator, and the rest of Europe still likes playing football? Might be.
March 18, 2026 at 9:10 PM
I wonder if it might be that the Premier League has become a duff long throw grok low block set piece shit machine generator, and the rest of Europe still likes playing football? Might be.
Blimey! Up the Greens
February 27, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Blimey! Up the Greens
Genuinely nothing more boring than training legs
February 11, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Genuinely nothing more boring than training legs
Ok guess it's time to get overly invested in curling for the next 2 weeks
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
Ok guess it's time to get overly invested in curling for the next 2 weeks
Reposted by CarlGLifts
Guess which of these stories came first on both the BBC One and Radio 4 bulletins.
June 30, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Guess which of these stories came first on both the BBC One and Radio 4 bulletins.
Temperatures rising to nearly 30 degrees by the weekend and I'll be at a wedding chasing my kids round whilst wearing a 3 piece suit. How fun for me
June 16, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Temperatures rising to nearly 30 degrees by the weekend and I'll be at a wedding chasing my kids round whilst wearing a 3 piece suit. How fun for me
Reposted by CarlGLifts
Liverpool Eagles fans are THRIVING in 2025 💜💜
April 27, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Liverpool Eagles fans are THRIVING in 2025 💜💜
On holiday in Spain and we've had about 4 hours of sun since last Wednesday. My heads falling off
April 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
On holiday in Spain and we've had about 4 hours of sun since last Wednesday. My heads falling off
Stock market is clearly just woke
April 7, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Stock market is clearly just woke
Loves smashing in a worldie against Fulham
April 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Loves smashing in a worldie against Fulham
That Everton penalty yesterday was one of the softest I've seen all season.
1000 times out of 1000 that gets waved off if it's Mo Salah
1000 times out of 1000 that gets waved off if it's Mo Salah
April 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
That Everton penalty yesterday was one of the softest I've seen all season.
1000 times out of 1000 that gets waved off if it's Mo Salah
1000 times out of 1000 that gets waved off if it's Mo Salah
All the idiots moaning about a horse dying at the National yesterday when it didn't even die and is absolutely fine 🤣🤣
Load of ghouls just hoping for some kind of tragedy to support their ill informed agenda
Load of ghouls just hoping for some kind of tragedy to support their ill informed agenda
April 6, 2025 at 7:31 AM
All the idiots moaning about a horse dying at the National yesterday when it didn't even die and is absolutely fine 🤣🤣
Load of ghouls just hoping for some kind of tragedy to support their ill informed agenda
Load of ghouls just hoping for some kind of tragedy to support their ill informed agenda
The Ev rolling over and having their tummy tickled i see.
April 5, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The Ev rolling over and having their tummy tickled i see.