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Carl Powers
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Award winning humanitarian
My advice to newlyweds, the sooner you figure out which one of you is Kornheiser and which one of you is Wilbon the easier it gets.
September 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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a small part of my problem with the doomsday claims of ai researchers is that the "AI researchers" never look like this
September 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Well there was some good news out of Husky Stadium tonight
September 13, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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Sorry Jonas Bros, Hot Rod did it better
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVjg...
Hot Rod Riot Scene (John Farnham - You're The Voice)
YouTube video by Beenfarting88
www.youtube.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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drew lock on the postgame saying he needs to go home and get the kids’ bedtime routine going before it gets too late and that they have a pediatrician appointment in the morning they need to go to explains exactly what phase of parenting he’s in
September 10, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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"A TERRIBLE DECISION"
September 10, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Put on for my city🫡
September 10, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Drake Maye has negative IQ lol
September 10, 2026 at 3:30 AM
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September 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Based entirely on how miserable the Seahawks groups chats are and the levels of infighting, they still have a very good shot to win based on historical precedent
September 10, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Jeezy - Put On (Official Music Video) ft. Kanye West
YouTube video by JeezyVEVO
youtu.be
September 10, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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Trying to think of what to post for Star Trek’s 60th anniversary but I post about Star Trek a lot already so just enjoy Worf wearing jeans
September 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
If you buy anything but 100% California olive oil, a recall is the best case scenario for you. Imported olive oil is junk they send over because they think Americans are dumb. COOC approved is as low as $13.99 per liter at Costco.
September 8, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Ucla Cal with two new coaches. 9pm going into halftime. Definitely going to bed well before the game ends, knowing that everything I watched won't matter. This is the good stuff. What a beautiful world we had before realignment.
September 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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“The college football season is here. Hope you brought your A-game …”

- Jon Bois
September 5, 2026 at 1:06 AM
can't believe I answered 148 questions to tell me I kinda sound like I'm from Seattle
September 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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September 4, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Lazarooooooooo
September 2, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Dan Wilson has beans for brains, just a can of Bush's a dog is licking clean up in that noggin
September 1, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Love to watch the Mariners get one hit off of a 100 year old man
August 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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Today I put in a long day at the baseball stats factory, writing an article that included the initialism "BLTR". Cracked open my mailbox, saw the paper of record had come, and was scandalized to find the following
August 28, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Cal Raleigh tonight
August 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
To have a whippet this calm with guests, you know these aliens are good folks
A New Color (1/5🧵)
August 24, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Dan Wilson, you're done. Enough.
Kade Anderson
August 23, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Kade Anderson
August 23, 2026 at 12:10 AM