Jenny
@carrgoeszoom.bsky.social
Mostly lurking until I figure this all out. Interests: sarcasm, Books, Horror (film & books), Art/Photography, Science, Tottenham Hotspur, NY Mets, Boston Bruins, Shiba Inus.
🚨Bears can sploot🚨 thank you for your attention to this matter and don’t forget to vote! #fatbearweek
September 24, 2026 at 10:34 PM
🚨Bears can sploot🚨 thank you for your attention to this matter and don’t forget to vote! #fatbearweek
First time seeing Son live. Worth every penny and the 4 1/2 hour drive.
August 29, 2026 at 11:43 PM
First time seeing Son live. Worth every penny and the 4 1/2 hour drive.
Thank Shakira for bringing the energy back after Bieber sucked the life out of the halftime show
July 19, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Thank Shakira for bringing the energy back after Bieber sucked the life out of the halftime show
I’ll probably go to hell for finding this funny but gallows humor seems to be the only type left in the current state of America. Good riddance Lindsay
"Lindsay Graham? Is Mitch McConnell even in this thing?"
July 12, 2026 at 7:00 AM
I’ll probably go to hell for finding this funny but gallows humor seems to be the only type left in the current state of America. Good riddance Lindsay
If this doesn’t depict the Mets this year then I don’t know what does 🤣
June 27, 2026 at 3:49 AM
If this doesn’t depict the Mets this year then I don’t know what does 🤣
Reposted by Jenny
Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
June 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Read the damn room, Mr. Met.
Like dotard, this needs to make a comeback
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Like dotard, this needs to make a comeback
Saw the score was 2-0 and turned on the game, Johnson gets a red card and I turn off the game to not further jinx them, now VDV scores (while game is off) The things I do for you people! You’re welcome
November 4, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Saw the score was 2-0 and turned on the game, Johnson gets a red card and I turn off the game to not further jinx them, now VDV scores (while game is off) The things I do for you people! You’re welcome
For the first time in forever my apt building is allowing the kids to trick or treat door to door this year. I’m so out of touch, what’s considered the good candy nowadays?
October 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
For the first time in forever my apt building is allowing the kids to trick or treat door to door this year. I’m so out of touch, what’s considered the good candy nowadays?
Me: It would be helpful to learn some Spanish to make traveling easier.
Duolingo:
Duolingo:
February 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Me: It would be helpful to learn some Spanish to make traveling easier.
Duolingo:
Duolingo:
@themerl.bsky.social I think we have a future hög artist here!
This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10
January 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
@themerl.bsky.social I think we have a future hög artist here!
Needed this today
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Needed this today
Putting up my Xmas tree listening to this and today I learned my tolerance for shitty Xmas carols is pretty high. Pan flute rocks
Every year I make a Worst Christmas playlist, where I share my favourite terrible holiday music. Please put it on at your next holiday gathering and report back with how long it took for someone to tell you to turn it off.
Visit shitm.as for Spotify and Apple Music links.
Visit shitm.as for Spotify and Apple Music links.
Merry Shitmas To All
Enjoy almost three hours of the worst holiday music in all of creation, courtesy of your pal Effin' Birds. Listen on Spotify or Apple Music. Horrify your friends! Torment your neighbours! Get your fam...
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December 17, 2023 at 4:24 AM
Putting up my Xmas tree listening to this and today I learned my tolerance for shitty Xmas carols is pretty high. Pan flute rocks