Eric Cartman
@cartmanbrah07.bsky.social
Ample parking day or not. People shouting HOWDY NEIGHBOR
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Eric Cartman
@cartmanbrah07.bsky.social
· Feb 12
What's up everybody this is Cartmanbraaaah! Be sure to follow my account if you haven't already. Cause following makes you feel good!
//Chat I dont think I mentioned. I graduated in May this year. Shit was awesome
August 13, 2026 at 9:17 PM
//Chat I dont think I mentioned. I graduated in May this year. Shit was awesome
Dont ask me how I got in this situation
August 8, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Dont ask me how I got in this situation
//Alright so. I owe ya'll an explanation. My honest reason to why I keep disappearing? I literally forget Bluesky exists 😅. That's really the only reason, my mental health is fine(mostly) but I always forget this place exists. I've mostly been on discord or tiktok just doing random silly shit
May 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
//Alright so. I owe ya'll an explanation. My honest reason to why I keep disappearing? I literally forget Bluesky exists 😅. That's really the only reason, my mental health is fine(mostly) but I always forget this place exists. I've mostly been on discord or tiktok just doing random silly shit
Ughhhh...what the fuck happened...?
[He wokr up from his writers hiatus]
[He wokr up from his writers hiatus]
April 23, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Ughhhh...what the fuck happened...?
[He wokr up from his writers hiatus]
[He wokr up from his writers hiatus]
[Very distantly, something screams the very familiar words. "SNOOKI WANTS SMOOSH SMOOSH"]
....dear god no....
....dear god no....
a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
ALT: a black and white dog with a red bow tie is standing in front of a woman in a red dress .
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March 6, 2026 at 6:55 AM
[Very distantly, something screams the very familiar words. "SNOOKI WANTS SMOOSH SMOOSH"]
....dear god no....
....dear god no....
[He's standing with his multiversal version. Specifically the Panderverse Cartman.]
...this is trippy man
...this is trippy man
March 3, 2026 at 6:54 AM
[He's standing with his multiversal version. Specifically the Panderverse Cartman.]
...this is trippy man
...this is trippy man
//Me: "I love this game! Such a peaceful scenery and amazing music!"
The evil and intimidating boss fight waiting to fuck me sideways:
The evil and intimidating boss fight waiting to fuck me sideways:
patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling
ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants has his arms crossed and is smiling
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March 2, 2026 at 2:10 AM
//Me: "I love this game! Such a peaceful scenery and amazing music!"
The evil and intimidating boss fight waiting to fuck me sideways:
The evil and intimidating boss fight waiting to fuck me sideways:
//me seeing the beef happening with a different Cartman that thankfully isnt me:
a man in a suit is eating popcorn from a box
ALT: a man in a suit is eating popcorn from a box
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March 2, 2026 at 12:57 AM
//me seeing the beef happening with a different Cartman that thankfully isnt me:
[Waking up from a coma due to his fuckass writer not posting for god knows how long] Ughhhhh what the fuck happened
March 1, 2026 at 10:21 PM
[Waking up from a coma due to his fuckass writer not posting for god knows how long] Ughhhhh what the fuck happened
//But. Benefit, Sunday is me B-day!
February 21, 2026 at 12:23 AM
//But. Benefit, Sunday is me B-day!
//Sorry I've been gone so long. Mental health issues go brrrrr
February 20, 2026 at 11:01 PM
//Sorry I've been gone so long. Mental health issues go brrrrr
MY HOUSE IS BACK!!
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
MY HOUSE IS BACK!!
[Staring off into space]
January 24, 2026 at 4:55 PM
[Staring off into space]
Jesus my writer needs to stop slacking
January 24, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Jesus my writer needs to stop slacking
//I HAVE TO GIVE A SPEECH AT THE WEDDING SHIIIIIIIT. I KNOW I GOT A MONTH BUT STILL I'M NOT GOOD AT SPEECHES
January 8, 2026 at 2:26 PM
//I HAVE TO GIVE A SPEECH AT THE WEDDING SHIIIIIIIT. I KNOW I GOT A MONTH BUT STILL I'M NOT GOOD AT SPEECHES
//Haha! Ya boys the best man at a wedding next month! I honestly can't wait
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
//Haha! Ya boys the best man at a wedding next month! I honestly can't wait
Aaaand done! [He's made a snow castle. Not like a 3 inch tall one no this shit is as tall as an actual castle]
January 7, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Aaaand done! [He's made a snow castle. Not like a 3 inch tall one no this shit is as tall as an actual castle]
[He throws the cobra on the ground and dtartd curb stomping the shit out of it]
January 2, 2026 at 10:35 PM
[He throws the cobra on the ground and dtartd curb stomping the shit out of it]