I try to tell people Venice is culturally Wildwood on Weed and they say nah and I'm like look man, there's a boardwalk with henna stalls and iron on t-shirt shops and they're building beer pong tables out of sand, this is New Jersey (complimentary)

GFM for family support & legal fees

gofund.me/8e0d1542

Only real peggers lmao (she’s right tho)

it’s so embarrassing when the outcome of a football game causes depressive symptoms

Biden just commuted Leonard Peltier's sentence. Good on him

thank god my psychologically load-bearing football team won last night

good morning, Bills morning

There's an queasy undercurrent of glee in a lot of the "BUCKLE UP YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW BAD IT'S GOING TO GET" posts from people who are almost certainly going to suffer the least. Like they're kind of excited to get back to being outraged every single day because that's their online personality now.

Bills-Eagles Super Bowl being a neutral-site game will be sad. Each team should get to host two quarters. Showcase America's finest tailgate barbed-wire dumpster fights

yeah the bills beat the chiefs in the regular season every year. it doesn’t mean much unless they can do it when it matters. but we ruined their mickey mouse undefeated season and it’s a hell of a lot better than losing, in my opinion

There has to be someone in the South Bronx who can primary this guy into oblivion.

BAYBAYYYYYY ID LIKE TO DO A FUCKIN KISSSS ON A ROOOSE CUZ ITS NIIICE

OOOOOO THE MORE I DO THAT SHIT I FEEEEEEL LIKE "OH YEAAAA"

like it or not, bluesky will achieve cultural victory when it secures Joyce Carol Oates

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my first invite is already earmarked for Gerald 🥕