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Fix your hearts or die.
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This is the "Charlie Brown had hoes" of the center now.

You didn't experience this. It didn't happen. This wasn't real.
But that feeling of a shared bond among all Americans in the early weeks after the attack is something I’m so glad I got to experience. Because it’s the thing that I think we’re missing the most today.
September 11, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism
August 23, 2026 at 1:25 PM
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January 29, 2026 at 12:02 PM
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4-8 coach in fourth season saying shit like “the real fans know we’re building something here”
I say this with no ill will or animosity: if you hate the Democratic Party, then please don’t run for our nomination.

Don’t use our resources. Don’t rely on our volunteers. Don’t use our infrastructure. Don’t ask Democrats to invest their time, money, and energy in your campaign.
June 24, 2026 at 2:58 PM
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the real political correctness is that you can’t go on the news and say that this is hick shit
Meanwhile on the White House South Lawn
June 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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chet trying anything against wemby
May 31, 2026 at 2:20 AM
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pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6
ign.com IGN @ign.com · May 30
Longtime Woody actor Tom Hanks has said Toy Story 5 has "one of the most heartbreaking scenes" the Pixar movie franchise has seen in its 30-year history. https://bit.ly/4u0S4jb
May 30, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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May 4, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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this is america. you could find yourself within 100yds of a shooting at any time, in any place. school, the grocery store, a movie theater, a block party, a public park… it happens to regular people every day. but this week we’ll get 50+ weepy op-eds because it happened to the guys who write op-eds
April 26, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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April 2, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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We'll know for sure that the Pope is a registered Democrat if he hires 1000 new Swiss Guards and issues a series of tough-on-drugs edicts in response to the GOP criticism
April 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
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Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this.

The entire USA: what?

Melania: not me.
April 10, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?
Contrary to what he would have you believe, President Bush’s plans to invade Iraq have nothing to do with such high-minded goals as liberating the Iraqi people or saving the world from terrorism. His ...
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March 9, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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I think I may have cracked it
March 12, 2026 at 2:42 PM
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There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things
February 28, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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a progressive income tax? sorry kiddo, that betrays a "utopian" desire that can only ever end in tragedy. but a relentless program of constant wars, occupations, and genocides fast and slow, for oil, land, and fulfilling the commands of a blood-hungry god? thats just Adults in the Room doing Policy
February 28, 2026 at 11:46 AM
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Are we not even manufacturing consent for our military misadventures anymore? Given the scale of this war, we should be lied to by the government and a compliant press corps. That's just common courtesy.
With the US on the brink of war with Iran, Fox's biggest stars are more focused on the left being mean to the US men’s hockey team. Fox aired 19 minutes of coverage on the Iran war the last two nights -- and 48 minutes on their newest culture war.

www.mediamatters.org/fox-news/us-...
February 27, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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February 27, 2026 at 1:27 AM
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Settling this at 3v3 is a travesty
February 22, 2026 at 3:32 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM