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cats_hell_yeah
@catshellyeah.bsky.social
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not really a cat
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catshellyeah.bsky.social
Why hello, puppy whose name I've forgotten even though I've followed your mom for several years
Ginger cat reclining on tan blanket with his tongue out, licking his nose
September 15, 2026 at 4:19 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Eh, doesn't really work for me and I'm not sure why
September 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
After my cat Chloe died in August 2001 I made plans to visit a close friend in september, so I held off on the adoption fairs.

My flight was for 9/13.

The airline refunded my ticket on 9/12. That Sunday I adopted these sisters. No pics of them as babies, these are from 2017 & 2015
#caturday
Stella, 5/2001-2/2018. Died 3 weeks to the day after Lucy died. Tuxedo cat, medium length hair, sitting in a leopard print heated cat bed. Lucy, 5/2001-1/2018. Tabby, Medium length hair, closeup of her head
September 13, 2026 at 8:05 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Pillows are upside down mother. How gauche
#caturday
Ginger tabby cat in half loaf position on a dark blue comforter, inspecting throw pillows with lily of the valley pattern
September 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
biting my tongue to keep from fat shaming the chonk after he told me he's gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
#caturday
Grey tabby cat with white nose chest and feet showing off his svelte figure at the foot on my bed
September 8, 2026 at 12:38 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Should have asked me yesterday, you might have prevented this
Large painting of an orange settee on background of blue and white, in a gold gilt wooden frame
August 30, 2026 at 11:59 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Me: bro why you always look so offended whenever I say anything?
Alfie: .....
Alfie: .....
Alfie: .....
Alfie: I'm not your "bro" lady
#caturday
Ginger tabby cat on my lap looking at me with an expression that suggests indignance about something, God knows what.
August 15, 2026 at 1:33 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
In 40 years of cat ownership I've never had a 9 lb cat. Mine typically weighed about 11 lbs. Then Chonky McPorkbutt here came along. He weighed 17 lbs on july 10. I dont even try picking him up.
#catyrday
Grey tabby cat with white nose, chest and feet, sitting primly on a pillow, front feet crossed. slightly blurry ginger cat is in the bckground looking out the window
August 1, 2026 at 12:25 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
For 2 days I've been moving shit from one frame to another, one spot to another, & hammering endless nails into a wall that must be solid something. I'm over the nail hammering. On the fence about that mirror. I wanted this project done during my week off. Started it in 2020. May add some shit
Gallery wall over my desk in my bedroom which is mostly flowers and/or landscape scenes, with one errant bird in an abstract collage of leaves and two matching bowls with floral themes.
July 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
When Alfie sneezes his head turns into a lightly toasted marshmallow
Ginger tabby lying on his side with his front legs outstretched, his head a blur from the act of sneezing
July 6, 2026 at 3:02 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
So cold and unloving
Ginger tabby cat lying on dark blue pillow on my lap, facing me, while I scratch the back of his neck
June 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Don't stand
Don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
#caturday
photo of ginger tabby sitting on my chest, facing away from me, taken from the perspective of his butt, which he kept shoving into my face
June 20, 2026 at 12:01 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Or order a nice lunch in! Or do your goddamn sporty shit but don't punish me bc i literally cannot physically participate!

This is Irritating the fuck
out of me

Cat tax
Ginger tabby cat lying on his side getting head pets from me
June 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
MOM THE GHOST IS BACK
#caturday
Ginger tabby cat on his haunches with front feet in the air staring intently at something
May 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
37 days in jail bc he couldn't pay a TWO MILLION DOLLAR BOND. Bc he wouldn't delete a Facebook post.

Obscene does not begin to describe this.
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Dead to the world
#caturday
Grey tabby cat lying on his side at on the bed, snoozing, obvlious to my comings and goings
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Nobody's gonna fiddle with these heating pad controls, no siree
#caturday on monday
Ginger tabby sitting with heating pad controls between his front legs
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
OHMYGOD
OHMYGOD
OHMYGOD

....

Food machine's empty go fill it please
Closeup of ginger tabby cat with alarmed look on his face
November 30, 2025 at 3:12 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
There is nothing in this paragraph that isn't me, including specifically and verbatim, "fuck you, i was in shape in the eighties"
Regular shirts are straightjackets. Corsets. Regular shirts conceal nothing. Torso, upper arms, hips, all of that bullshit is displayed in a regular shirt, like slabs of ham in a deli case. But in my tunic? In my tunic, you can’t see any of the middle part of my middle-aged body. I’m shrouded in mystery. I’m a stylish enigma. I’m a greying fortune cookie with a fortune inside it that says, “Fuck you, I was in shape in the eighties.”
November 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
ngl I feel very special bc my son's cat came to visit me tonight
Grey tabby cat sitting in a sphinx position on my bed
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
Grey tabby cat photoed from below, lying flat on his stomach with his head and front paws hanging limply over the side of the bed. If he were human this would have been accompanied by a long sigh followed by "mom, I'm BORED."
November 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
The most notable element in this picture is not the cats but the lack of a junk pile in the space between the dresser and the corner. Congratulate me.
Green dresser a few feet from a corner. In the space between the dresser and the corner there is a notable lack of junk. Grey tabby cat with white nose in foreground, orange tabby behind and to the right of him.
October 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Does god exist?
What is on the other side of the rainbow bridge?
Why does she persist in calling me Bunny when I am not a bunny?
What is a Chonky McPorkbutt?
When will i be fed my dinner?
It's not chicken again, is it?
#caturday
Grey tabby cat with white nose, legs folded in front of his chest in a half loaf, eyes cast down in contemplation of many mysterious things
September 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
How elegant. Like a little gentleman
#caturday
Grey tabby cat with white nose chest and paws, crossing his front legs and looking at me Same cat, better crossed legs, looking away
August 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
catshellyeah.bsky.social
Holding hands with my lil baby boy
#caturday
Me, holding my sleeping grey tabby cat's paw
July 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM