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Adam
@cavalettas.bsky.social
Writer for:

Atwood Music
The Indiependent
When The Horn Blows
Hard Of Hearing Music
Critical Popcorn

Check out my blog for long-form nonsense: https://substack.com/@ultramegaok

DM for enquiries, offers, pitches, and anything else you wanna talk about!
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Here's my top 40 albums from 2025:

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2025 Top 40
Finally!
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My latest piece for When The Horn Blows - Dog Leash, a fantastic and catchy single from MEGASOUND whenthehornblows.com/content/2026...
MEGASOUND - 'Dog Leash' — When The Horn Blows
The result of old friends combining their power and experience to step into a new era, Dog Leash is instant-vintage slacker indie from Megasound, a supergroup formed from members of Bad Bad Habits and...
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August 17, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Wrote about King Gizz for When The Horn Blows
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - 'Level 5' — When The Horn Blows
King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard step into a new realm with ‘Level 5’.
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July 15, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Here's my write-up on up-and-coming Lancashire boys Florentenes and their single Undiscovered Colours - Great tune!

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Fresh Northern Rockers Florentenes Are Impassioned and Authentic on “Undiscovered Colours” - Atwood Magazine
A modern ballad that's rough around the edges – an ode to indescribable feelings – “Undiscovered Colours” is Florentenes' attempt to bottle and make tangible the intense moments that define life and l...
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June 18, 2026 at 4:58 PM
My latest piece on Late Again and his super-cool new single If You Have A Bridge (I'm Buying). It's dream-pop bliss! whenthehornblows.com/content/2026...
Late Again - 'If You Have A Bridge (I'm Buying)' — When The Horn Blows
Written as a tribute to New York, and expressing the unique joy of finding oneself as an immigrant in a foreign city, If You Have A Bridge (I’m Buying) cruises at 90% light-speed through dream-pop sou...
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June 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
My latest piece for When The Horn Blows on Cutscene's new single Concrete Line - A nuanced and enjoyable tune about small town life whenthehornblows.com/content/2026...
CUTSCENE - 'Concrete Line' — When The Horn Blows
On ‘Concrete Line’, Cutscene come with the kind of moody, poetic rock that has flourished in the UK and Ireland in recent years.
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May 5, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I reviewed the new single from Liverpool alt-rockers DBA! - Falling Out for When The Horn Blows. Check it out for loud grungy sounds!

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DBA! - 'Falling Out' — When The Horn Blows
Merseyside alt-rockers DBA! return take a different approach on new single Falling Out.
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March 10, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Really digging the new album from The Cribs, a special band who showed us that guitar music could still be heartfelt and authentic right at the sneering peak of Landfill Indie.

Selling A Vibe captures the sound of the 00s for a wonderfully warm Millennial nostalgia hit.

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The Cribs - A Point Too Hard To Make (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheCribsVEVO
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February 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
King Gizzard And The Based Lizard
Why l do I love King Gizzard so much?
Aside from the fact that they make good music, they do things like put interviews like this in their newsletters.
February 24, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Here's my top 40 albums from 2025:

open.substack.com/pub/ultrameg...
2025 Top 40
Finally!
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February 24, 2026 at 8:57 AM
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What I Think That "Respect ICE" Nu Metal Song Sounds Like Because I'm Not Listening to It

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What I Think That "Respect ICE" Nu Metal Song Sounds Like Because I'm Not Listening to It
I didn't listen to it so you don't have to
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February 2, 2026 at 10:49 PM
It's me for When The Horn Blows, writing about the sweet new record from @demobhappy.bsky.social. Love the big guitars and rhythm based songwriting from these guys!
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February 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Here are the only fridge magnets present in the flat I share with my female flatmate. Positive affirmations and Diego Maradona. The Two Genders
January 14, 2026 at 9:45 AM
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"Average penis costs $150,000" factoid actually just statistical error. Average penis costs $0 per year. Penis Georg, who lives in a cave and pays for over 10,000 penises a day, is an outlier and should not have been counted
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 PM
My latest piece on slowhandclap's excellent and terrifying new single Horses In Transit. For When The Horn Blows - A real cool music mag!
Slowhandclap - 'Horses In Transit' — When The Horn Blows
About the unworkable schism between the irrepressible human spirit of exploration and joy, and the crushing unavoidability of late stage capitalism, Horses In Transit is about a position many of us fi...
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November 18, 2025 at 7:57 PM
My latest piece for Atwood Magazine about DEATH CULT ZOMBIE, the awesome new bop from Genesis Owusu
Genesis Owusu Takes a Spiky, Punky Swipe at the Alt-Right on “DEATH CULT ZOMBIE” - Atwood Magazine
Openly derisory of the madness of the manosphere, Genesis Owusu's heavy-handed lyricism leaves no doubt to his opinions on the men who just want to watch the world burn on “Death Cult Zombie.”
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November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I took a virgin mary axe to his sweet baby jane
Lost my innocence to a no-good girl
Scratch my face with anvil hands
And coil my tongue 'round a bumblebee mouth
An Ode To No One - Remastered 2012
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November 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Also, 30 years since the greatest hip hop record of all time was released

Snake got smoked on the set like Brandon Lee
Blown out the frame like PAN AM Flight 103
Gold
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November 7, 2025 at 10:04 PM
New Armand Hammer, produced by The Alchemist, we are truly blessed my friends
Peshawar
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November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Pick a song and sing a yellow nectarine
Take a bath, I'll drink the water that you leave
If you should die before me
Ask if you can bring a friend
Pick a flower, hold your breath
And drift away
Spotify – Web Player
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November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
In When The Horn Blows today, about the great new single Communication from Everyone Says Hi, a really cool and awesome tune!

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Everyone Says Hi - 'Communication' — When The Horn Blows
‘Communication’, the latest single and precursor to Everyone Says Hi’s as-yet unannounced album, is about the frustration and stress of endless pings, doom-scrolling, and the compulsion to be on a dev...
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October 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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“We don’t have to approach and criticize this album as art, because it isn’t art. The Life of a Showgirl is made of Shein quality rip-offs of other people’s songs that are constructed shoddily and sold in ginormous quantities. Art takes time and care. This is profit. It’s content.”

WHEW.
No Good Art Comes From Greed | Defector
The packages arrived square and thin and carefully wrapped on Saturday afternoon. There were three of them, but only one was mine. If I could have rejected my package, sent it back from whence it came...
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October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I've got to let go
I've got to get straight
Why'd you have to make it so hard?
Let me get away
Various Methods of Escape
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October 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Wrote about the new Deftones record for Atwood Music, a great album by a special band 🖤
Deftones Make a Euphoric Return and Begin a New Era with 'Private Music,' Their First Album in 5 Years - Atwood Magazine
Deftones continue to evolve and grow on 'Private Music' – a glowing return for one of metal’s most precious and beloved bands, and a testament to their rare ability to remain timeless while always mov...
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September 26, 2025 at 5:11 PM