Austin Fletcher
@cdca.bsky.social
The bullet... his neck... it works on so many levels!
August 29, 2026 at 11:20 PM
The bullet... his neck... it works on so many levels!
Americans started kicking off, I went to the trouble of proving to them it costs £39 with this screenshot and they were still super stubborn about it and kept arguing in bad faith.
American's weird cultural moral objections to just getting on a train baffles me.
American's weird cultural moral objections to just getting on a train baffles me.
June 29, 2026 at 11:33 AM
Americans started kicking off, I went to the trouble of proving to them it costs £39 with this screenshot and they were still super stubborn about it and kept arguing in bad faith.
American's weird cultural moral objections to just getting on a train baffles me.
American's weird cultural moral objections to just getting on a train baffles me.
In case you're confused due to being unfamiliar with Scotland's fine confectionery, a teacakes is biscuit/cookie and a sort of Italian meringue, not a cake.
June 18, 2026 at 1:18 PM
In case you're confused due to being unfamiliar with Scotland's fine confectionery, a teacakes is biscuit/cookie and a sort of Italian meringue, not a cake.
MFW Amazon wants to force feed my young owner AI slop while she sleeps
June 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
MFW Amazon wants to force feed my young owner AI slop while she sleeps
MFW Amazon want to force feed my young owner AI slop while they sleep
June 10, 2026 at 9:21 PM
MFW Amazon want to force feed my young owner AI slop while they sleep
29 Feb 1983 does not exist. A Confused Apple Tree With Leaf Mould is being made a fool of. For SHAME, Smash Hits.
June 4, 2026 at 10:42 AM
29 Feb 1983 does not exist. A Confused Apple Tree With Leaf Mould is being made a fool of. For SHAME, Smash Hits.
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May 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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"I have asked all my staff not to be corrupt, so I foresee no issues in making a huge deal about my government being squeaky clean and anti-corruption."
April 24, 2026 at 10:42 AM
"I have asked all my staff not to be corrupt, so I foresee no issues in making a huge deal about my government being squeaky clean and anti-corruption."
I can't believe we drove Dril away for Threads. Fucking THREADS.
We all know we deserve this site to die for our crimes against humour.
We all know we deserve this site to die for our crimes against humour.
April 18, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I can't believe we drove Dril away for Threads. Fucking THREADS.
We all know we deserve this site to die for our crimes against humour.
We all know we deserve this site to die for our crimes against humour.
I've never had as much fun on social media as when I reply to people in character as Columbo.
(credit to @smoothdunk2.bsky.social who never signs his work because he is a BIG SILLY l)
(credit to @smoothdunk2.bsky.social who never signs his work because he is a BIG SILLY l)
March 25, 2026 at 10:29 AM
I've never had as much fun on social media as when I reply to people in character as Columbo.
(credit to @smoothdunk2.bsky.social who never signs his work because he is a BIG SILLY l)
(credit to @smoothdunk2.bsky.social who never signs his work because he is a BIG SILLY l)
Sorry, Sexy Goth Girl Who Doesn't Think She's Worthy of Love, I thought you'd be a shoe-in for my Robert too, but the heart wants what it wants.
March 24, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Sorry, Sexy Goth Girl Who Doesn't Think She's Worthy of Love, I thought you'd be a shoe-in for my Robert too, but the heart wants what it wants.
As if I could compete with him.
March 17, 2026 at 11:51 PM
As if I could compete with him.
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March 10, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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