Christopher
@cdhermelin.bsky.social
host/mixologist for So Many Damn Books, typewriter for Roving Typist, recapper for I’m a Celebrity Dog Get Me Out Arf Here
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whoever makes good vegan detroit pizza first is gonna make a lot of money
September 17, 2026 at 9:20 PM
whoever makes good vegan detroit pizza first is gonna make a lot of money
i'd vote to make them not allowed to do this sort of thing but they'd never meet to ratify it
BREAKING: The House is going home again—this time to avoid a vote on Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s impeachment.
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
i'd vote to make them not allowed to do this sort of thing but they'd never meet to ratify it
don't you hate when children hear about the politics that are killing them
September 15, 2026 at 8:41 PM
don't you hate when children hear about the politics that are killing them
something about looking at all these takes on the news on blue sky is really depressing
September 14, 2026 at 5:57 PM
something about looking at all these takes on the news on blue sky is really depressing
at least the dog is sleeping well
September 11, 2026 at 1:29 PM
at least the dog is sleeping well
yesssss my spiderman comics are in at the library
September 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
yesssss my spiderman comics are in at the library
weezer fans: “high as a kite” or “up in the clouds”
September 7, 2026 at 1:24 PM
weezer fans: “high as a kite” or “up in the clouds”
Life was better before ai and im so sorry to the people born after it that wont know we used to be able to do stuff like make menus and signs
September 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Life was better before ai and im so sorry to the people born after it that wont know we used to be able to do stuff like make menus and signs
at the angry orchard where they make angry orchard cider. but no one will tell me what makes it so angry
September 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
at the angry orchard where they make angry orchard cider. but no one will tell me what makes it so angry
saw a mustache guy with a fixie outside of a hipster coffee shop wearing a reagan/bush campaign t-shirt. he was kidding right
September 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
saw a mustache guy with a fixie outside of a hipster coffee shop wearing a reagan/bush campaign t-shirt. he was kidding right
a lot of harry potter fandom is basically just liking british stuff. boarding schools, prefects, good chocolate, going to the one pub around, all of these things exist outside of hp. just become an anglophile
September 4, 2026 at 3:43 PM
a lot of harry potter fandom is basically just liking british stuff. boarding schools, prefects, good chocolate, going to the one pub around, all of these things exist outside of hp. just become an anglophile
cause of death clickbait is a real indictment of the media landscape
September 3, 2026 at 8:40 PM
cause of death clickbait is a real indictment of the media landscape
love your trans friends more than harry potter, it is easy
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
www.theverge.com
September 2, 2026 at 4:40 PM
love your trans friends more than harry potter, it is easy
i'm gonna start calling americanos "canadianos" now too
September 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
i'm gonna start calling americanos "canadianos" now too
really looking forward to this trickling down
U.S. corporate profits have hit a record high, reaching $4.8 trillion in the second quarter of this year alone.
September 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
really looking forward to this trickling down
gonna start an award for the brightest more colorful movie of the year and make it really prestigious to win somehow
September 1, 2026 at 3:45 PM
gonna start an award for the brightest more colorful movie of the year and make it really prestigious to win somehow
finally seeing Lawrence of Arabia, and then I can be done with movies
August 30, 2026 at 6:28 PM
finally seeing Lawrence of Arabia, and then I can be done with movies
gonna confuse people and open a bar called dropped pin
August 29, 2026 at 12:55 PM
gonna confuse people and open a bar called dropped pin
You’re invited to the opening of my 70s themed mediterranean restaurant, it’s called Conversation Pita
August 28, 2026 at 4:01 PM
You’re invited to the opening of my 70s themed mediterranean restaurant, it’s called Conversation Pita
if youre looking for your next pop diva, check out flowerovlove. her debut album is out today and it’s brill
August 28, 2026 at 12:29 PM
if youre looking for your next pop diva, check out flowerovlove. her debut album is out today and it’s brill
”lazy day” by Spanky & Our Gang got me feeling like will forte in that football sketch with peyton manning
August 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
”lazy day” by Spanky & Our Gang got me feeling like will forte in that football sketch with peyton manning
good news everybody I’m gonna go see cheekface next month. bought a concert ticket and everything
August 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
good news everybody I’m gonna go see cheekface next month. bought a concert ticket and everything
working on a grand connected theory of weezer and spiderman now that i know that the first tobey one and maladroit came out within weeks of each other, just like gold and brand new day
August 24, 2026 at 3:28 PM
working on a grand connected theory of weezer and spiderman now that i know that the first tobey one and maladroit came out within weeks of each other, just like gold and brand new day
i believe Madonna when she keeps intoning “i know where the bodies are buried” on that song with Sabrina
August 24, 2026 at 11:50 AM
i believe Madonna when she keeps intoning “i know where the bodies are buried” on that song with Sabrina