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Usually I eat a handful of apples a month and then one weekend day in the fall I eat a half dozen in a few hours
October 3, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Usually I eat a handful of apples a month and then one weekend day in the fall I eat a half dozen in a few hours
Food $700
Data $150
Rent $1200
Dow 51,163
Utility $250
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $1200
Dow 51,163
Utility $250
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
October 2, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Food $700
Data $150
Rent $1200
Dow 51,163
Utility $250
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Data $150
Rent $1200
Dow 51,163
Utility $250
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
Re: "Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling", maybe if a number goes up because people are suffering, then it isn't good? www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/s...
Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling: Live updates
The Dow was headed for a losing week.
www.cnbc.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Re: "Dow jumps 200 points after weak jobs data sends yields tumbling", maybe if a number goes up because people are suffering, then it isn't good? www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/s...
Sometimes the only one who can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun www.fox2detroit.com/news/parents...
Parents arraigned for 3-year-old bringing loaded gun to Canton daycare
Investigators say the defendants' son found and removed a holstered handgun from his backpack while in his classroom at Children's World Early Learning Center on Sheldon Road.
www.fox2detroit.com
October 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Sometimes the only one who can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun www.fox2detroit.com/news/parents...
Why are we trying to fill every car dashboard with wall to wall screens before heated massaging seats are a standard feature on every vehicle
October 2, 2026 at 11:56 AM
Why are we trying to fill every car dashboard with wall to wall screens before heated massaging seats are a standard feature on every vehicle
Could a punishment for rape be like pouring mild acid on their dicks? Surely if we can botch an execution then we can try botching pouring acid on dicks
October 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Could a punishment for rape be like pouring mild acid on their dicks? Surely if we can botch an execution then we can try botching pouring acid on dicks
@greenday wake up
October 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
@greenday wake up
A combination BBQ seasoning shop and brothel posing as a massage parlor called "Spicy Rubs"
October 1, 2026 at 3:08 AM
A combination BBQ seasoning shop and brothel posing as a massage parlor called "Spicy Rubs"
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I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long
September 28, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I still practice Meatless Monday only I spell it "Meetless Monday" and it involves me just minding my own dear business all day long
Mesabi's primary raw iron ore input would be 200 miles overland from Nashwauk, MN to Iowa. Duluth on Superior would be a better transport option. It takes mere minutes of bare critical thinking to see that this is $15B of your tax dollars into a Trump crony's pocket www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/...
Watch: Trump announces plan for $15 billion steel plant, would be largest in U.S. history
Trump's announcement with Mesabi Metallics comes as Americans' souring views of the economy are poised to shape the upcoming midterm election.
www.cnbc.com
September 28, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Mesabi's primary raw iron ore input would be 200 miles overland from Nashwauk, MN to Iowa. Duluth on Superior would be a better transport option. It takes mere minutes of bare critical thinking to see that this is $15B of your tax dollars into a Trump crony's pocket www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/09/...
This morning my dopey 6yo asked that "the whole world should go mix up their butts." I'm glad folks are getting started. Please, go mix up your butts, for them.
September 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
This morning my dopey 6yo asked that "the whole world should go mix up their butts." I'm glad folks are getting started. Please, go mix up your butts, for them.
Lots of affirmative nodding while reading the left column. Lots of head scratching or frowns at the right column. Lots of shows in the right column are not better than TNG/DS9
Here’s The New York Times 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
September 25, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Lots of affirmative nodding while reading the left column. Lots of head scratching or frowns at the right column. Lots of shows in the right column are not better than TNG/DS9
GOP spam texts are suddenly "...aLL aCroSs tHe pOLiTiCaL sPeCtRuM..."
They be nervous
They be nervous
September 24, 2026 at 9:43 PM
GOP spam texts are suddenly "...aLL aCroSs tHe pOLiTiCaL sPeCtRuM..."
They be nervous
They be nervous
"Carlson recounted a meeting with Trump in which, he says, Trump dismissed his concerns about the Iran war by saying, "We'll all die anyway.""
They're saying the postapocalyptic part out loud
www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
They're saying the postapocalyptic part out loud
www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
www.npr.org
September 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
"Carlson recounted a meeting with Trump in which, he says, Trump dismissed his concerns about the Iran war by saying, "We'll all die anyway.""
They're saying the postapocalyptic part out loud
www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
They're saying the postapocalyptic part out loud
www.npr.org/2026/09/24/n...
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ATTENTION
THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
IT IS TIME FOR
TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
IT IS TIME FOR
TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
September 24, 2026 at 1:24 PM
ATTENTION
THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
IT IS TIME FOR
TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
THE BEST THING ABOUT AUTUMN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED
IT IS TIME FOR
TINY DOGS IN TINY SWEATERS
I don't want to log into anything new. No new portals. No new dashboards. No new logins or usernames. Than kyou
@ all of my school and scouts stuff
@ all of my school and scouts stuff
September 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
I don't want to log into anything new. No new portals. No new dashboards. No new logins or usernames. Than kyou
@ all of my school and scouts stuff
@ all of my school and scouts stuff
He is probably manufacturing an October surprise in a midterms year right now behind closed doors. Something flashy to galvanize his base and swing more districts R
September 24, 2026 at 1:31 AM
He is probably manufacturing an October surprise in a midterms year right now behind closed doors. Something flashy to galvanize his base and swing more districts R
The time betwixt the equinoxes shall henceforth be known as The Seasons of DayQuil
September 23, 2026 at 11:37 AM
The time betwixt the equinoxes shall henceforth be known as The Seasons of DayQuil
I can empathize with parents who accidentally leave their kids in cars on hot days more than I can with hunters who haven't clearly identified their target
A 74-year-old hunter was charged with manslaughter after Delaware State Police said he fatally shot a woman he mistook for a deer.
Woman killed after hunter mistakes her for deer, Delaware police say
A 74-year-old hunter was charged with manslaughter after Delaware State Police said he fatally shot a woman he mistook for a deer.
bit.ly
September 21, 2026 at 1:32 PM
I can empathize with parents who accidentally leave their kids in cars on hot days more than I can with hunters who haven't clearly identified their target
I would like to meet him one day and ask him if it is exhausting to be a huge moron 24/7. An incredible idiot. An absolute vegetable
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
September 20, 2026 at 2:20 PM
I would like to meet him one day and ask him if it is exhausting to be a huge moron 24/7. An incredible idiot. An absolute vegetable
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The obvious thing for CNN and MSNBC to do is hire those courtroom sketch artists and commission them drawing Trump in the Oval Office wearing a diaper and/or jacking it to Chester Cheetah and being like “this is just what we heard happened, we can’t independently verify.”
Breaking: CNN reporter Betsy Klein was denied access at the White House this morning and her press pass was seized, one day after President Donald Trump announced that he was “banning” CNN, MS NOW and Politico. My full story: www.cnn.com/2026/09/19/m...
CNN, MS NOW denied access to White House after Trump ‘ban’ | CNN Business
CNN reporter Betsy Klein was denied access at the White House on Saturday morning and her press pass was seized, one day after President Donald Trump announced that he was “banning” CNN, MS NOW and Po...
www.cnn.com
September 19, 2026 at 3:28 PM
The obvious thing for CNN and MSNBC to do is hire those courtroom sketch artists and commission them drawing Trump in the Oval Office wearing a diaper and/or jacking it to Chester Cheetah and being like “this is just what we heard happened, we can’t independently verify.”
Holy fukken shit, the combined forces of the DHS and the FBI were able to find *checks notes* 1 (one) instance of voter fraud. Give these guys a few billion more dollars 💸
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
Feds charge Colombian woman with noncitizen voting in Hudson
A Colombian woman living in Hudson was charged with registering to vote by falsely claiming to be a U.S. citizen and casting a ballot in 2022.
www.jsonline.com
September 19, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Holy fukken shit, the combined forces of the DHS and the FBI were able to find *checks notes* 1 (one) instance of voter fraud. Give these guys a few billion more dollars 💸
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
www.jsonline.com/story/news/p...
'...did not take questions from reporters or respond to shouted inquiries. Spectators and online viewers noted that he seemed to stare straight ahead, his mouth partially agape.'
Not sure if this is a reference to Mitch McConnell or me when I have a sick kid at home who coughs half the night??
Not sure if this is a reference to Mitch McConnell or me when I have a sick kid at home who coughs half the night??
JUST NOW: A confused, clearly not-there McConnell votes “AYE” after almost voting NO with Dems but getting *corrected* by handlers around him
September 17, 2026 at 1:09 PM
'...did not take questions from reporters or respond to shouted inquiries. Spectators and online viewers noted that he seemed to stare straight ahead, his mouth partially agape.'
Not sure if this is a reference to Mitch McConnell or me when I have a sick kid at home who coughs half the night??
Not sure if this is a reference to Mitch McConnell or me when I have a sick kid at home who coughs half the night??
No one bothered to ask what kind of doctor he was. turns out Doctor Who is a chiropractor
September 16, 2026 at 10:09 PM
No one bothered to ask what kind of doctor he was. turns out Doctor Who is a chiropractor
*Me muttering to my first cup of coffee at 5:30am*: "Mate, tell me ya pronies"
September 15, 2026 at 12:01 PM
*Me muttering to my first cup of coffee at 5:30am*: "Mate, tell me ya pronies"