CeleryZed
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Mardu Lesbian
Any Pronouns, 24
Mardu Lesbian
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MAYOR MAMDANI HELP
July 9, 2026 at 10:29 PM
MAYOR MAMDANI HELP
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it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit
June 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
it turns out this ps2 game is not actually about giant robots but is entirely focused on the unfortunately incredibly funny suffering of this specific teenager. like look at this shit
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Morning ritual
Husband to cats: “Does anybody here like…cat food?”
Cats: meowing loudly
“I said…does anyone here like cat food?”
*cats go totally insane*
Husband to cats: “Does anybody here like…cat food?”
Cats: meowing loudly
“I said…does anyone here like cat food?”
*cats go totally insane*
May 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Morning ritual
Husband to cats: “Does anybody here like…cat food?”
Cats: meowing loudly
“I said…does anyone here like cat food?”
*cats go totally insane*
Husband to cats: “Does anybody here like…cat food?”
Cats: meowing loudly
“I said…does anyone here like cat food?”
*cats go totally insane*
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markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
April 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
markets soar as investors realize that mommy didn't actually disappear, she was just hiding behind her hands
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constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
March 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
constantly thinking about this ominous sticky note drawing i saw in a boba shop
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scraped some of my/my friends servers for some of my discord nicknames god i forgot about some of these. i'm sure this is only half of them / whichever ones got captured in a screenshot lol
March 18, 2025 at 9:32 PM
scraped some of my/my friends servers for some of my discord nicknames god i forgot about some of these. i'm sure this is only half of them / whichever ones got captured in a screenshot lol
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the voices in my alchohlic father's head when his paycheck gets deposited
March 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
the voices in my alchohlic father's head when his paycheck gets deposited
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Mustard. The beat. Please.
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Mustard. The beat. Please.
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FIND
YODA
WIN
CASH
YODA
WIN
CASH
February 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
FIND
YODA
WIN
CASH
YODA
WIN
CASH
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fighting games are yuri because girls can play them together
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
fighting games are yuri because girls can play them together
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This is how I found out Jimmy Carter died and I laughed really hard at it
December 30, 2024 at 12:36 AM
This is how I found out Jimmy Carter died and I laughed really hard at it
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do you think people with telekinesis can give mindjobs?
December 10, 2024 at 3:18 PM
do you think people with telekinesis can give mindjobs?
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iron man players every time they see a healer in the back
December 10, 2024 at 5:24 PM
iron man players every time they see a healer in the back
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Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.
Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.
Amazon workers on strike from Black Friday to Cyber Monday
(WFXR) – Amazons workers across 20 countries, including the United States, are striking against what the organizing labor union calls anti-worker and anti-democratic practices.
www.cbs42.com
November 28, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Former Amazon worker here; do not cross this picket line. Don't do it. Don't even order from them (unless absolutely necessary). They're a disgusting company to work for and the reason for my knee problems that required years of physical therapy.
Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
Fuck Amazon. We stand with the workers! 👊🏻✨
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yo mama so playstation she's portable
November 29, 2024 at 8:48 AM
yo mama so playstation she's portable
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“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
“sing us a song, you’re the piano man”
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
piano man climbing down from the rafters like a gargoyle: very well
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many of my mutuals multiple times through the day always unprompted
November 27, 2024 at 3:45 PM
many of my mutuals multiple times through the day always unprompted