Lord Whitmore Reans
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60YO Misanthrope. In Staff’s. See those flags. They represent my friends & family.
I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film.
One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers.
Pronouns? look at my picture & take a guess. Wülferhampton
60YO Misanthrope. In Staff’s. See those flags. They represent my friends & family.
I like dogs, outdoors, music, TV & Film.
One day I will finally catch up with #TheArchers.
Pronouns? look at my picture & take a guess. Wülferhampton
February 24, 2026 at 12:14 PM
There is a statue of *her* in front of the church of St Peter’s. She’s got really weird tits. More like buboes under her armpits
February 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
There is a statue of *her* in front of the church of St Peter’s. She’s got really weird tits. More like buboes under her armpits
#SundayPix #SundayPixTrees a night shot of tree. There are security lights on the farm out of shot to the left of the picture. So they accent the branches.
February 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
#SundayPix #SundayPixTrees a night shot of tree. There are security lights on the farm out of shot to the left of the picture. So they accent the branches.
“Come in Houston. This is Kitchen. At Tea +1”
“Go ahead kitchen.”
“Butter delivery system is deployed.”
“Roger that Kitchen. Have we got Honey spread connected?”
“That’s a go on Honey spread connection Houston.”
“Go ahead kitchen.”
“Butter delivery system is deployed.”
“Roger that Kitchen. Have we got Honey spread connected?”
“That’s a go on Honey spread connection Houston.”
February 21, 2026 at 12:04 PM
“Come in Houston. This is Kitchen. At Tea +1”
“Go ahead kitchen.”
“Butter delivery system is deployed.”
“Roger that Kitchen. Have we got Honey spread connected?”
“That’s a go on Honey spread connection Houston.”
“Go ahead kitchen.”
“Butter delivery system is deployed.”
“Roger that Kitchen. Have we got Honey spread connected?”
“That’s a go on Honey spread connection Houston.”
Probably not. Paddy will though
February 21, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Probably not. Paddy will though
My stack of pancakes. With Lemon and sugar. Quite leased I didn’t fuck up the first one. I normally do.
February 17, 2026 at 7:55 PM
My stack of pancakes. With Lemon and sugar. Quite leased I didn’t fuck up the first one. I normally do.
06/05/23 Might have a while yet then.
February 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
06/05/23 Might have a while yet then.
Ta. Searched back through my pictures from last year. I have this picture from 29/03/25
I probably have a while to go yet then. As that’s not yet in flower.
Maps says it’s a 3day walk to ST10 HA! Probably calculated at 4mph. I still suspect it will be nearer end of March though. Altitude etc.
I probably have a while to go yet then. As that’s not yet in flower.
Maps says it’s a 3day walk to ST10 HA! Probably calculated at 4mph. I still suspect it will be nearer end of March though. Altitude etc.
February 15, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Ta. Searched back through my pictures from last year. I have this picture from 29/03/25
I probably have a while to go yet then. As that’s not yet in flower.
Maps says it’s a 3day walk to ST10 HA! Probably calculated at 4mph. I still suspect it will be nearer end of March though. Altitude etc.
I probably have a while to go yet then. As that’s not yet in flower.
Maps says it’s a 3day walk to ST10 HA! Probably calculated at 4mph. I still suspect it will be nearer end of March though. Altitude etc.
This could’ve probably done with a little bit longer.
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
This could’ve probably done with a little bit longer.
Happy Valentine’s Day. What’s your favourite sitcom romance?
February 14, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day. What’s your favourite sitcom romance?
Irony in my time line.
February 14, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Irony in my time line.
If you have a #JRT don’t bother with this product. Everything. And I mean *Everything* will be destroyed within about 7 minutes. Take them on their walk & let them find a 3” diameter log #DestructoDog
February 11, 2026 at 5:27 AM
If you have a #JRT don’t bother with this product. Everything. And I mean *Everything* will be destroyed within about 7 minutes. Take them on their walk & let them find a 3” diameter log #DestructoDog
If it’s for #TheArchers quiz. A picture shouldn’t be a problem. People are reading it anyway.
🇳🇬 which country does this flag represent? Or if you want to #AltText
🇳🇬 which country does this flag represent? Or if you want to #AltText
February 9, 2026 at 3:36 PM
If it’s for #TheArchers quiz. A picture shouldn’t be a problem. People are reading it anyway.
🇳🇬 which country does this flag represent? Or if you want to #AltText
🇳🇬 which country does this flag represent? Or if you want to #AltText
Not so good looking this year. (Picture from today) They already have some Leeks? Onions? 🤷🏻♂️ planted out. It was probably looking text book 2021 because of lockdown & they had time 🙂 Village allotment generally looks tidy though.
February 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Not so good looking this year. (Picture from today) They already have some Leeks? Onions? 🤷🏻♂️ planted out. It was probably looking text book 2021 because of lockdown & they had time 🙂 Village allotment generally looks tidy though.
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings A picture of me holding Paddy PIP-PIP-PIPETTY-PIP! Out side work when Friend came to pick me up on a Friday. First time I met the pain in the hole new puppy #JRT she got 😂🤣 #DestructoDog
I love him really🙂
I love him really🙂
February 8, 2026 at 8:56 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings A picture of me holding Paddy PIP-PIP-PIPETTY-PIP! Out side work when Friend came to pick me up on a Friday. First time I met the pain in the hole new puppy #JRT she got 😂🤣 #DestructoDog
I love him really🙂
I love him really🙂
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
February 8, 2026 at 8:37 AM
#SundayPix #SundayPixBeginnings
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
3 allotment plots of bare soil. The pic’ taken in Feb’ 2021. Bare soil, but a classic, text book fine tilth with rows in. The owner has obviously planted seeds in the rows. Later in the year there will be some vegetables growing there.
Decided to pin this post to the top of my feed. Do I need to say anything else about it?
February 8, 2026 at 7:27 AM
Decided to pin this post to the top of my feed. Do I need to say anything else about it?
Paddy says “Happy Birthday Inga. Fancy destroying something?”
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Paddy says “Happy Birthday Inga. Fancy destroying something?”
Dr Mand & Mr Cha0tic in his old fashioned Gortex. The kids think we’re shagging whilst we’re at the Menai Centre. 😂🤣
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Dr Mand & Mr Cha0tic in his old fashioned Gortex. The kids think we’re shagging whilst we’re at the Menai Centre. 😂🤣
Yup. Paddy prefers a massive Cuban cigar.
February 4, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Yup. Paddy prefers a massive Cuban cigar.
😍 We used to have a small dog made out of strips of woven cigarette boxes.
Something like this.
Except it was made from Woodbine & Park Drive boxes.
Something like this.
Except it was made from Woodbine & Park Drive boxes.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 PM
😍 We used to have a small dog made out of strips of woven cigarette boxes.
Something like this.
Except it was made from Woodbine & Park Drive boxes.
Something like this.
Except it was made from Woodbine & Park Drive boxes.