Chainsawunicorn
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Chainsawunicorn
@chainsawunicorn.bsky.social
I chew on walls
Same
February 3, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I angrily crochet a scarf today. It was that fucking cold.
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Saw a 5th grader at work who had just started reading It. Was taking notes and everything. That's... Gonna be a formative experience for her.
January 19, 2026 at 5:27 PM
A 4th grader yesterday: "I'm a baby I was born 2 minutes ago"
January 16, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Atlus i'm begging you to remaster the second Raidou Kuzunoha game.
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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Today we celebrate Him
April 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
He is bread
February 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Ok that made me laugh
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Man, clinical depression is an absolute bitch.
February 14, 2025 at 3:12 AM
The most perfect picture of Spud.
February 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The Shin Megami Tensei series is for when you wanna play Pokémon, but are also down to murder the absolute shit out of God.
February 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I will live long enough to piss on their obituaries
January 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Apparently the key to not feeling like complete garbage while i'm sick with an upper respiratory infection is to eat spicy food
January 13, 2025 at 10:21 PM
High Schoolers and the Amazing Ability to Be in the Way of the Custodian Currently Trying to Roll a Loaded Garbage Bin into a Room: The Movie
January 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
A good lil cat
January 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Gay lil paw
December 27, 2024 at 3:40 AM
Big precious dude
December 25, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Obligatory Ace Attorney
December 25, 2024 at 4:02 AM
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Tossed one of Kell’s toys over my shoulder toward him while I cleaning. Turned around to find him frowning and his toy miraculously dunked in my coffee.
December 9, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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Sadie trying out for a Wyeth painting
December 6, 2024 at 12:56 PM
I had a dream where Trump and all his cabinet picks developed kuru because of rfk jr.
December 4, 2024 at 2:36 PM
rip to the discord that just listened to be gush about ball jointed doll engineering for 30+ minutes
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ɢᴀʀғɪᴇʟᴅ ᴄᴀʀᴅ
November 30, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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“God’s in his heaven, all’s Laugh with the Love.” #vhs #livelaughlove #evangelion
November 27, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1961
November 28, 2024 at 1:10 AM