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Michael
@chakram84.bsky.social
Dog Dad 🐾, Gaymer 🎮(Switch) SW-3112-3690-8049, (PS5) Chakram1984, Diabetic T1💊, He/Him.18+(sometimes). Venmo/PayPal:@chakram84
Sure Jan…
September 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
He’s about to be impeached…there the State of the Force is done. Don’t you think that instead of this N*zi bullshit that being impeached might be, I don’t know…HIGHER on his radar. Just me? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
Pete Hegseth demands servicemembers meet waist-to-height requirements and exhibit “impeccable” grooming standards.

I think we are only days from Pete pulling a Madeleine Kahn, as Empress Nympho, inspecting bare-assed troops and swooning when they bounce up and down doing a “quick-time harch.”
September 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
🐫🐫 HUMP DAAAAAAAAAAYYY!! 🐫🐫
Mike's Hump Day Surprise
ALT: Mike's Hump Day Surprise
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September 16, 2026 at 6:31 PM
📢📢Attention📢📢 Legitimate question…why are you British boys hot AF?!?
September 16, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Too hot for underwear too? 🤭🤭
September 16, 2026 at 3:46 AM
September 16, 2026 at 2:07 AM
September 16, 2026 at 1:01 AM
I said what I said…
September 16, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My shoulder has been bugging me so called the Orthopedic Office and the PA that saw me for my other shoulder had an appointment tomorrow, so I snatched that up. They had to do a cortisone shot last time. Hopefully the same because this lidocaine isn’t cutting it.
September 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hold up…just saw an ad for The Traitors. It’s a murder mystery reality show? 😱😱
September 15, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I follow this car flipper guy from England. I googled and I guess he’s from Leicester and his voice/accent is causing a flood in my basement. He’s said things like clear-lay/exact-lay. The other guy that’s on this episode sounds Scottish. Why y’all sound like that? PS…he just said alu-MINI-um and…💦💦
Dam Leak: Just a Small Leak
ALT: Dam Leak: Just a Small Leak
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September 15, 2026 at 6:13 AM
WFD…still looking for someone to snatch me up. Also, ignore the bread(was trying to use it up.)
September 15, 2026 at 4:44 AM
My two FAVORITE things! Dick and purple things…🤭🤭
September 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
I’m watching one of those court shows and the plaintiff said she paid $6500 to a stylist for her hair. And then wanted to charge her another $4000 for a correction. Who in their right mind would pay for that?!?
September 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
September 14, 2026 at 10:37 PM
It certainly grows, doesn’t it?!? 🥵🥵
More dick to look at if you want to see it
September 14, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Full 🥜🥜 too…🤭🤭🥵🥵
September 13, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Intercourse?
September 12, 2026 at 11:04 PM
September 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
September 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Name a Disney Princess, wrong answers only.
September 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Quite the mess…💦💦😏😏
oops i made a mess
September 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
For some reason I have a craving for a Sonic footlong Coney…🥵🥵😏😏
Bloomfie reminded me ahead of time so here ya go #FCF
September 11, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Sure Jan…🤭🤭
September 11, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Sooooo…I just got the call from UCSF for my initial appointment with a doctor on October 30th, to start testing for the dual pancreas-kidney transplant that I need. Need all the good juju from you guys!
Alexis Rose: Fingers Crossed & Toes Too
ALT: Alexis Rose: Fingers Crossed & Toes Too
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September 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM