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Deb Champion
@champignons.bsky.social
Artist. Genius. Printmaker. Purveyor of handprinted goods. Plans for global domination

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Etsy also champignons
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The Full Moon this month is known as Stationery Moon.

Traditionally the time of year for harvesting notebooks, pens and pencils.
September 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
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Me, in The Guardian, wanging on about gannets
Country diary: For the gannets of Bass Rock, it’s a slow road to recovery | Lev Parikian
North Berwick, East Lothian: As I admire the aerial feats of house martins in Tantallon Castle, my eye is drawn across the water
www.theguardian.com
August 31, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Puts another, bigger pair of noise cancelling headphones on over the earbuds to really drown out the idiots
August 11, 2026 at 7:25 AM
A more interesting documentary would be why people persist in saying ADHD isn’t real when the science robustly states it is. Maybe try that channel 4
Only just found out about this

For the record, you don't get multiple genetic markers and one of the most effective medications known to science with 'social constructs'

Channel 4, this is, in scientific parlance, an absolute fu*king disgrace that will genuinely endanger lives

#c4 #ADHD
August 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Arrested for stealing washing off someone’s line by the looks of it
those pants are insane wtf
July 19, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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Remember Streeting's review into whether young people are being overdiagnosed with ADHD, autism, and mental health issues? Well, the interim report is out, and there's a reason the media are silent on it (spoiler: it proves what a lot of us have been saying all along)
July 15, 2026 at 7:02 AM
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I need to make a 'The Luddites didn't hate technology, they hated technology being used to plunge people into hellish poverty' sign so I can tap it at times like this
July 15, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Good look forward to the death of this industry x
“I agree with Nick.”

Kill the industry, you say? That sounds tough for that industry. Which industry was that again?

Oh. The stealing industry? Maybe killing that industry wouldn’t be such a bad thing? Considering it’s kind of a bad industry. Unlike the other one, which it’s currently killing.
May 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I just saw a TikTok hashtagged with ‘digital detox’
A digital detox that they filmed every minute of. So weird.
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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SIMPLY HAVING A
December 14, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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The voters
They destroyed the cage
Yes
YES
The Tories are out
July 4, 2024 at 9:39 PM
If you like pictures of gannets, this newsletter might be good for you.

champignons.substack.com/p/one-hundre...
One hundred photos of Gannets
And a puffin.
champignons.substack.com
June 9, 2024 at 10:57 AM
Baby deer staring through the window like the patio is his fish tank and I’m swimming round for his amusement
March 25, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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Have you found them?
"Not yet, sir.”
THEY’RE MUTANT TURTLES THAT DO KARATE HOW HARD COULD IT BE?
"They wear tiny masks, sir.”
March 7, 2024 at 5:54 AM
I have planned a healthy nutritious dinner yet all I have eaten is hot cross buns how does this keep happening
March 1, 2024 at 5:32 PM
‘Oh my god, come ON’ I bellow at the contestant, fully aware I physically couldn’t manage any of the games on gladiators, except maybe the one where you’re knocked off the podium with a massive cotton bud, and only if they only expect me to fall off, and I’d still hurt myself quite badly
February 24, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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February 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
February 18, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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Why isn’t AI doing the tedious shit for creative people instead of doing the creative shit for tedious people
February 17, 2024 at 4:32 PM
Superb owl test print x
#linocut
February 11, 2024 at 10:20 PM
I can do this! I have dragon art on my phone, hurrah. Here’s a linoprint of a dragon that’s definitely living under oxford.

#dragon #oxford #linocut
February 10, 2024 at 11:17 AM
How many demons is too many?
February 9, 2024 at 11:26 AM
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Don't know much about history
Don't know much biology
Don't know much about a science book
Don't know much about the French I took

But I do know that I’m the UK Secretary of State for Education.
February 4, 2024 at 9:41 AM
All the colours that go into this blue: cobalt blue, red, yellow, white and black. I really like this colour. Poppies on the way!
February 2, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Think I wrote quite a good one this week. For me, anyway. Check it out.
I cannot hear the stars.
Sounds and stars and reprints
champignons.substack.com
January 21, 2024 at 7:58 PM