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"I'm the last person you'll ever cross..."


#Parody #Roleplay #Multiverse #Overwatch #MDNI
Pinned
"BOB? DO SOMETHIN'."

A S H E

-mdni
-mv/ms
-adult min/muse
Overwatch Ashe Commands Bob
ALT: Overwatch Ashe Commands Bob
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𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙚𝙮𝙚𝙨
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙚 𝙮𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙠𝙚𝙚𝙥 𝙤𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙨𝙨𝙞𝙣' 𝙪𝙨 𝙗𝙮
𝘼𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚𝙨 𝙞𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙮
𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙚
𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙩 𝙜𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙞𝙚...
September 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I hate him.
September 16, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I think this is depression.
September 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I might as well break up the gang.
September 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Bastard up there on that high horse.
September 16, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Bury me not on the lone prairie.
Where coyotes wail
and the wind blows free.
September 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Just a girl and her robot.
It makes sense her best companion has no heart, no blood.
The best she can hope for.
September 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Angry Cat on Computer
ALT: Angry Cat on Computer
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September 15, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I just lose my mind when folk are purposely obtuse.
September 15, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I'm cranky, so beware.
September 15, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Sick of this.
September 15, 2026 at 6:02 PM
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I will speak to you in a language you understand — violence!
September 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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Well, you want the best? You got it.
freja ult
Alt: Freja from Overwatch, using her Bola shot ultimate ability.
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September 15, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Y'all too complicated for me.
September 15, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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— step into my parlor.

✦ owrp
✦ 18+ / mdni (adult / dark themes)
✦ written by #starlightephemeral
September 15, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Smells like drama.
September 15, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Mornin
September 15, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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— E̷T̸S̶I̵ ̷J̵A̶ ̴T̷U̸H̸O̶A̷ ̷ // 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥
✦ owrp
✦ 18+ / mdni (adult / dark themes)
✦ written by #starlightephemeral
September 14, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Slower than molasses in winter.
September 14, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Too old for all y'all
September 13, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Cassidy is a yellow-bellied traitor.
September 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
He makes me so mad.
September 11, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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𝐭𝐡𝐞 void is 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 you .

❛𝓐𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑙𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑓𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑖𝑠 𝑭𝑬𝑨𝑹 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑼𝑵𝑲𝑵𝑶𝑾𝑵. ❜

due to the mature, triggering and sensitive themes. MDNI for personal comfort.
A descriptive portrayal of SIGMA OVERWATCH : dark contents are applied ( penned by mammon )
Sigma Overwatch: Gravitic Flux Ability
ALT: Sigma Overwatch: Gravitic Flux Ability
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August 10, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Too damn tired.
September 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM